Latest Posts by walrusspartan - Page 5

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

So I have these two friends who know who the other is but they themselves are not friends. There have been two instances, one of them today, where one friend has mentioned a girl she thinks I could hit it off with. Both times, the girl she suggested was currently starting to date my other friend. And I can’t do anything about it cause that’s a dick move but like, how the fuck does the exact same thing with the same people happen TWICE??? And like, within a year too? This is why I’m single

Y’all realize there are homosexual penguins too right? They’re actually essential to the survival of the species

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

You know she had to do it to ‘em

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion

This house is bitchen

living in NYC be like…

Anytime I play a game like that, say Skyrim, I always thought that the animal just ate the gold because they thought it was food. If it was big like a frostbite spider or bear I thought they had random stuff because it’s what a person had on them when the animal ate them

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

Why does everyone know Texas? Like, of all the states why that one?

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

Y’all know how you’re mind sometimes does the thing, where you think of something and then it changes it to something bad but now you can’t stop thinking about it? Yeah my mind just changed cream of wheat to cream of meat

I only drink juices that describe me

But is the horse in a hospital?

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

To all the people who point out the url of one-time-i-dreamt in any way, you are MY hero

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

Bsh I have to drive to my dads house once a month and it’s 4 hours!

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

What the hell did I just watch? 

Commenter #2 missed an oppuntunity

too much water on this planet.

If you don’t finish this essay I will

Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

To those who are fans of MARVEL…Stan needs our help…please watch the video and spread the word!

I watch football and I still don’t know what’s going on here

Someone who doesnt watch football explain whats going on here

Chopsticks are just wooden tweezers for food

Your worst fucking nightmare

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

Kindness is often mistaken for softness and let me tell you, friends….that is a mistake you don’t want to make. 

Kind people are not born that way, they do not stumble into it, kind people are forged in fire and darkness and imploding stars…they have steel cores. Throw a punch and you’re going to break your hand. 

Sorry but the “its” is correct actually. “It’s” stands for it is, “its” is possessive

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

words cannot express just how joyful my tears are like I actually am crying buckets of happiness right now

the world may be total shit but i feel blessed to have existed during the same time as avatar the last airbender