Katsuki: What’s up guys? I’m back. Izuku: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Katsuki: Death is a social construct.
(This could also be done in reverse lmao)
Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?
Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.
Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.
Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.
Sansa: Fam I’m right here....
Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee
Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar
Tsukauchi: :(
Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice
Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice
Nezu: Apply juice to what
Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead
Sansa: Great chat everyone
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
hey guys im going to write another fic but i need an oppinion. it is a vigilante deku fic with dadzawa and papamic but i havent made up my mind about when i should introduce bakudeku.
snippet of the story:
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Before Izuku reclaimed Midoriya Izuku, he was known as:
“Spine.”
No first name. No alias. Just “Spine.”
Because:
He always came back broken but still standing
He had a habit of targeting those who crushed the powerless
And once? Just once? He ripped a trafficker’s quirk amplifier system from their back and left them alive.
The name stuck.
People whispered it like a curse.
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“You let them feed you scraps,” the voice growled from the shadows. “You bleed for them, beg for them, but you forget what you are.” “I know exactly what I am,” Izuku snapped. “Then say it. Say what the world made you.” A pause. Rain. Blood. Footsteps. “Unforgiven.” (yeah. he’s back.)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64797067
If you don’t like x reader fanfics just don’t read them?
I don't read them. I was just making a statement that I personally hate them. If u like reader inserts, you do you. I just don't like them.
Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!
Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-