Charlie Spring - Blog Posts

SAME!!!

FOR REAL🙈

The stars are on our side - Aled Last

Its so sad

DEFINITELY HEARTSTOPPER!!!

Live love Heartstopper

Its allowed were inlove (Nick Nelson)

TORI

Sometimes I hate people. This is probably very bad for my mental health.

HEARTSTOPPER

HAPPY PRIDE AGAIN<3

AGHHH THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!

TW- FLASH!

They are soulmates 💞

I finished it earlier than expected.

parallels <3

NO THOUGHTS, JUST NICK & CHARLIE BEING THE CUTEST

I feel like Nathan from heartstopper should be jewish, mainly because im jewish and my dad is friends with a maroco desent jewish woman which means we go to Mimonas almost every year after passover and i feel like Nathan would have a maroco desent jewish friend and would go to Mimonas and drag Youssef with him during their first year together, i feel like Youssef himself would come from a christian-islamic household but he himself is an athiest that celebrates islam and christian holidays but doesnt practice any religius activity, and he definitly was never quite exposed to other religions or holidays. Nathan practices less then most jews, he'd do shabat dinner and he'll definitly celebrate the holidays but for stuff like passover he celebrates with friends and never hosts.

Which brings me to the Mimona.

One random day Nathan tells Youssef its a holiday named passover and he's headed to passover dinner with his friends and asks Youssef if he wants to come. Youssef says no because he's tired and for the next 2 weeks Nathen just wont eat bread and wont explain why because he assums Youssef just knows when he doesnt, then after 2 weeks Nathen comes over to Youssef and he goes ''babe, go put on something nice, we're going to my friend Moshit for a Mimona'' and Youssef asks ''whats that?'' And he says ''maroco desent household tradition now get dressed'' 10 minutes later they're at a strangers house with arabic and hebrew music blasting on the speakers, a bunch of people speaking hebrew and a group of 6 women, a tall muscular dude and 4 teenage girls in the kitchen working over boiling pots of oil with dough and baking sheets making what looks to be deformed doughnuts (sphinge) and wierd dough pancakes stacked ontop of eachother (mophleta). Within 0.3 seconds Nathen is in the kitchen cheering and singing in hebrew and helping make sphinge with a middle aged woman, the tall muscular dude and a 16 yearold girl, who apon spoting her he picks her up, dough in hand, and spins her around before giving her a kiss on the cheek. After all the dough is too watery to work Nathan goes to the livingroom and starts to dance to the arabic and hebrew music playing on the tv speakers, someone, god knows who, hands him a baby, he holds her for aproximetly 5 minutes and just dances with her until her father comes back, they kiss eachother on the cheek and he leaves, Nathan is soon joined by the 16 yearold girl from earlyer, she calls him 'uncle Shmoopi' for some reason, apon asking Nathan tells Youssef that ''Shmoopi is everyone that isnt me'' which explains NOTHING before proceeding to feed him a sphinge, then for some reason Charlie Spring is there because his parents are ALSO friends with Moshit and he's friend with the 16 yearold girl, Sunny, and has been her friend for 12 years and they both speak hebrew, suddenly 'fireball' plays. 5 hours later at 1 AM Nathan is drunk off his feet and will probably enter a food coma the moment he comes home because of all the carbs he's eaten that night. Youssef drives home and he has NO CLUE what the FUCK just happend, right before they leave Charlie and Sunny ask if they can go with and have a sleepover, both their parents said yes, Nathan agrees, they proceed to spend the next two hours making a baked cheesecake with cranberry syrup on top while watching an Israeli show named 'checkout' on Netflix.

Youssef's most chaotic night ever

He loved it

They're doing it again next year

More incorrect heartstopper quotes from yours truely. Fun fact, the aciant egyptian word for 'cat' is 'mau'... i didnt know eciant egyptians were pokemon trainers! XD:

During spring-nelso dinner;

Tori: hey Charlie, kiss the pritiest person in the room

Charlie: yo david, can you fucking leave im tryna french my boyfriend

david: im not even sitting between you two, you're litrelly on his lap

Charlie, preparing to french a heavily blushing Nick: yeah i know, but your uglyness is dampning the mood so fuck off

*proceeds to french Nick*

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Charlie: *throws a ''get better soon'' card at a perfectly healthy david*

Charlie, yelling: GET BETTER

Charlie: *slams door*

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Stephan, to Nick: am i a bad father, david?

Nick: *??*

Nick: im Nick

david: (T_T)

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david: ha, you're so short. What do you even see from there?

Charlie: your IQ

Charlie: oh look, its droping

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Charlie: *goes to the shops*

Tori: Charlie wait, you forgot your emotional support animal

Charlie: *pops his head through the door* i dont have a-

Nick: *gives puppy eyes*

Charlie: *sigh*

Charlie: come here

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Nick and charlie like to joke about how charlie is ''magical'' in bed

And its true

One time he took nicks shirt and pulled a bunny out of it

That was magical

AND THEN THEY FUC-

Random things charlie has:

• charlie goes to a lot of places with lots of gay men, one of these is a teen friendly bar for queers and he has an old emploee card from his gbf who works there

• on the topic of gays, charlie has just a bunch of homosexual and bisexual insomniac men saved on his phone and they just hit eachother up at random hours of the night, they have a groupchat:

C- ''oh i just rememberd i haven called Adam in a while''

N- ''who's adam?''

C- ''my favorite gynocologist''

*nick.exe has gone into shock*

C- *calls Adam* ''hey Adam, how's work now that valentine's come aro-''

A- ''you have no clue how many STD's i've seen today''

___^^___^^___^^___^^

C- *gets call and answers* ''Felix?''

V- ''no this is one of his boyfriends Vincent, I stole his phone''

C- ''oh Vincent! I remember you from pride''

V- ''yeah so urm... i just got bottomed as fuck by him, he bit me all over and passed out right after. He told me you also had a biting thing, could you tell me how to like hide it?''

C- ''oh no problem, take medical alcohol, sterilise your bite marks gently with a cotton ball, was under warm water, cleen with paper towels and Filex has tattoes right?''

V- ''yes''

C- ''good, use his second skin product on the bitemarks''

V- ''okay, thanks''

They proceed to move to facetime to talk and Vincent introduces Charlie to the cats him and his boyfriends are cat sitting for their friend lola

• a biting agression which means he uses biting to let out stress

• ✨️depression✨️

• a deep love for eating corn

• a body pillow with a random shark on it

• dog chew toys (refering back to the biting agression)

• a secret stash of copper bells and pinecones

More incorrect heartstopper quotes (brought to you by your dearest sammy (*ゝω･*)~):

Tao: you cant solve all of your problems with sad flute music

Darcy: *gasp* you hurt him!

Charlie: I CAN TRY!

*que horribly played flute sounds*

♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧

*on a random online platform*

Tao - top 5 women?

Charlie - bro i cant even top one lol [two drums and a cymble fall from the ceeling, killing me instently]

Tara - you cant even name 5 women! Apolagize. Apolagize to women

Charlie - i tried, but all the women i asked already had names

(Inspo - https://youtube.com/shorts/Vdh6sNCfxL0?si=yiwKj9yUHoP_kXwb)

♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧

Charlie: aww, i cant find patty

Nick: who's patty?

Charlie: my pet jumping spider

Nick: *aracnophobia senses tingling*

Nick: YOUR PET JUMPING WHAT???

♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧-♧

Part 2, lets go people!

• AU where charlie has cold urticaria which is an allergy to the cold and when nick finds out he buys charlie an electric blanket and heating pads

• nick who's missing an arm × charlie who makes prostetics for a living where charlie makes nick a prostetic arm that looks like rahru's arm from totk

• nick has medicaded chronic pain and hen charlie finds out he memorises the medical names and ingridients of all his medications and find nick a cheeper version of the exact medication he takes but under a diffrent name

• au where charlie's ed is caused by schizophrenia and nick helps him remember his meds

I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:

• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum

• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment

• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out

• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala

I NEED THIS!!!

(I forgot this but)

• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?

Random stuff charlie said before, after and during sex with nick

- if i was any more ready i'd be the third rock from the sun

- i am SO GLAD you're not a shark

Wreck me big dad (he ment to say 'daddy' but ended up saying 'dad' and nick has yet to let him live it down)

- (during first time) holy crap... you're not a ken doll

- hey could you carry me to the bathtub and cuddle me while i play with my decoretive rubber duckie collection? I have a bathbomb

- HOLY SHIT IM NEVER GONNA WALK OR WEAR TIGHTS AGAIN

- im scared of having a vagina because of you

- (in dramatic voice) UNHAND ME WOMAN! ... wo-man? Man? Unhand me man? The fuck am i, a gangster getting arrested?

- jesus is a homosexual! Kumbaya!

- i will kill the next girl who hits on you at a party when im litrelly toung deep in your throat right infront of her (this did not happen during or after a party in which nick got hit on)

And finally

- i'd ask you to put a baby in me but im not sure im ready to get fucked that good ever in my life

Incorrect heartstopper quotes

Transphobe: gender is whats in your pants

Charlie: then whats my gender? A pink sparkly ✨️dildo✨️?

*tv static noises*

David: gay guys are stupid

Charlie: y'know with how much time you spend thinking about gay guys im starting to think you're really stupid

*tv static noises*

Nick: mom im walking the dog

Sarah: no you're not bitch, the dog's walking you

*tv static noises*

Tao: trans girls are wierd sometimes

Elle: babe im topping you tonight

Tao: NO YOU'RE NOT-

*tv static noises*

Thats it for now, love you, bye!! ♡

Lets set things straight:

If charlie and ben stayed together long enought for ben to have charlie go with him to get his wisdom teeth removed after he got them removed and was still under anastisia he would call charlie a bitch and a whore and flirt with all the nurses infront of him

When nick had charlie take him to get his wisdom teeth removed and was under anastisia he called charlie hot, asked him to marry him (repeatedly), called him a ''bossy chick'' after charlie tried to prevent him from take his bloodied gauze out, begged charlie for kisses, told charlie he was the pretiest person alive and gave charlie his pulled out teeth because he rememberd charlie likes anatomy and has a medical replica of a human skull in his room that's missing its wisdom teeth

Upgrades people

Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?

Nick: ✨️personality✨️

Charlie:...

Nick:...

Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*

Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*

Charlue will pack bond with anything and anyone. He has a group of stray cats he'd die for and they treat him like a brother, he feeds them constently and they love him so much they follow him into allies, walk him to the bus stop and from it and once pounced and attacked a grown ass adult man with a g*n who was trying to rob him. Charlie is well aquanted with a singular crow in his schoolground, this crow has introduced charlie to all his friends, charlie feeds them and talks to them about his problems, they nearly pecked out a homophobic kid's eyes for making charlie cry. One time charlie went to the store and saw a lumpy lemon, later, nick drove near that store with charlie in the car and he started crying because he wanted to go back and buy the lemon bc he thought no one would buy it

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

-

C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*

Nick and Charlie doing the ''where'' trend

C: a confused lesbian

N: WHERE?

-

N: a tall blond dude

C: WHERE?

-

C: a supportive loving father

N: WHERE?

-

N: my mum

C: WHERE?

-

C: a brother that doesnt hate you

N: WHERE?

-

N: emotional stability

C: WHERE?

-

C: a knife!

N: NO

*cue histerical laughing as Charlie runs away from Nick with the camra w/ mission impossible music edited in before the video cuts*

I like to think of charlie as a mini celebrety. Theres a small second hand shop he goes to once a week, he's great friends with all 4 of the workers there, the elderly owners see him as a grandchild, he cleans the book section, they give him a free snack if he's had a bad day. He volentiers at both the homeless shelter and elderly home, all the old people LOVE him! He knows all the stories of every homeless person and elderly grandparent in town. He went to a summercamp where he got so good with the equipment they had at their wherehouse he got a job as an unpaid instructer there at the age of 7 since he was better then the actuall workers, most of the kids in camp came from tpugh homes so they started seeing him as a parental figure, he (emotionaly) has 30 kids now, almost half of them are older then him, he attends every game, dance and play they are in and gives them advice and a place to stay if they get kicked out, he's also close with many buisness owners in town and got his kids jobs to help them. He's super close with a local gang that used to be 4 gangs that he got to work together when he was 6, they are now doing comunity work as self defence trainers and did time in jail as punishment for their crimes and thanks to him they work with the police to help homeless kids driven to lifes of crime and to help clear the streats from violence to make them safer and they even do gun safty lectures in school. He has multiple friends in the police fource and goes undercover for them to help them bust drug oparations, he even babysat one of the cop's kids, his name is gladius he's married to a semi-blind detective named asher and they have 3 kids and 2 dogs

I dont think I've ever wanted anything more then i wanted a dissabled heartstopper AU:

• charlie gets his right leg amputaded from the knee down when he was 10 so for his and nick's aniverserry nick got him a peg leg and a piret outfit and took him to the beach so he could run in the sand while that one really bad flute cover of that one song from pirets of the carabian plays from nicks phone on full volum

• blind charlie au where nick takes him to a museam and describes all the art to him in an extreamly detailed mannor, he also painted the edge of all the 'hard' furniture and stairs/steps in his apartment in bright neon yellow when they started dating since charlie can see contrast better and all of nick's floors are a purply shade of gray, he did it so charlie wouldnt trip or fall while he was getting used to living with nick and to the layout of the apartment

• adhd charlie × autistic nick where charlie knows nick shows affection with phisical contact and the warmth it give calms him so he gets him a plushie with a heart shaped microwave heat pad so he can sleep better, nick likes bluey so charlie buys him murch and charlie has a deadpool and woolverine hyperfixation so nick took him to watch the movie when it came out

• au where charlie was born with nothing below his right elbow and nick carries him around bc he likes being carried and charlie holds onto him with his legs and left arm like a koala

I NEED THIS!!!

(I forgot this but)

• deaf nick × selectivly mute and shy charlie, need i say more?

Charlie is a taco

He falls apart cpnstently but we still love him

Nick is a bean

He has anxiety, the separation kind

I just wanna paint a picture here BEFORE I write my meme. Nick is wearing bell pants but they're like EXTREAMLY obnoctius and a bright yellow, the gang is clothes shopping and decided to film something for social media

Heres the meme -

Nick: *turns around and strikes a pose* dont let the buzzcut fool you, i have tits *grabs his man-tits and pushe them up*

*Tara laughes*

Charlie, nonchalontly bc he doesnt know they're filming: you have ass too

Nick, while laughing: CHARLIE

*they burst out laughing*

*camra cuts*

Inspo here 👇

https://youtube.com/shorts/r4pmt-P4MsQ?si=hWQAZNwDeRZgKMz5

Marvel AU heartstopper where Charlie could get pregnant could me SO funny IMO.

Nick and Charlie talk about having kids and adoption (bc Nick doesnt know his bf can GET pregnant) and so Charlie is like ''y'know what? Im gonna surprise him with a baby real quick'' so he starts planing these elaborate dates to sleep with Nick bc Nick is a gentalman who wouldnt have sex with Charlie that amount of times a month unless it was initiated by Charlie taking him on dates and asking him to have sex which he would gladly do whenever he just doesnt want to push Charlie to do things he's uncomfy with.

One day Nick is about to go on this big mission for the avengers (Nick is a spidy veriant) and before he goes Charlie just randomly says ''good luck, and by the way im like, pregnant, so dont die becuase i am carrying your child and it would suck if you died right now like, it'd be poeticly tragic if you did'' and then Nick is like ''you're WHAT?'' And Charlie just goes ''im pregnant'' and Nick says ''what do you mean PREGNANT?'' Really loudly and Charlie just says ''i meanyou said you wanted to make a baby so i did...

I made a baby''

And thats how Nick found out Charlie was pregnant, do with this as you will and meme about it in the comments. This has POTENTIAL!

(The amounts of likes i get on this post by then end of the week is how many chapters i need to read in my book)

I made a lot of heartstopper AU's but my personal favorite that i somehow incorprate into all my other AU's is mamabird Charlie AU.

In this AU Charlie starts going to this summer camp at the age of 6, this summer camp has a wherehouse when the kids are activly incoreged to use stuff lime woodsaws and flametourches for arts and crafts with metal and wood (with supercision of course). Think of it as cabin 9 from PJO just without the beds ppl use to sleep, with half the chaos and with two floors connected by stairs, a lader, a slide and a pole, super cool IK. When Charlie starts going to the wherehouse he started to teach himself how to use the equipment and he mastered it even better then the camp's workers who were multiple years older then him (they were all over 18 and had licenses to use said equipment). By the time Charlie was 8 he was basically king of the wherehouse, he knew how to use everything, he could help everyone with everything and anything, so naturally kids started looking up to him. It started small, a few kids who lacked perental figures started seeing him as a parental figure, Charlie noticed it and would pay more attention to them which eventually gave him a parental instict which made him act motherly to them. Then the names started, it started off with this kid who was 4 years older then Charlie, his name was Eden, his mom was an abusive druggie and an alcoholic and his dad was absent, when Charlie was 6 he stood up for him infront of bullies and took him under his wing saying ''if you're mom doesnt love you then i'll be your mom and i'll love you and ill be super lucky becuase i do'', he'd always call Charlie mom but then he started doing it more, than it spred, those kids Charlie was maturnal to started calling him veriations of 'mom' 'dad' or 'parent', eventually even the kids older then Charlie started calling him that, and thats how Charlie became ''mamabird''

Im not writing more rn bc im tired but if yall wanna hear more feel free to ask me about this

When Nick and Charlie went to deadpool and wolverin they went as deadpool and wolverin and they had the most HEATED argument about who should cosplay who at the end of which they both agreed that Charlie would go as Wade/deadpool becuase he tells both dirtier jokes and more dirty jokes than Nick and that Nick would go as Logen/wolverin becuase his obsession with fruit juices could be considured as the most alcohol free, minor-safe equivalent to alcoholism