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Diavolo's plan seems hugely dependant on all three races as a whole being individually under one definitive ruler, (Michael, The Demon King) with this being undoubtedly and obviously false for humans I really just have to wonder if he even truly understands that fact.
He knows compared to demons and angels there are a small amount of humans, but does he account for how widespread and disconnected from each other we are?
Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.
Not Mc moaning while Belphie chokes them and unlocking something within him.
Barbatos continually manipulating and gaslighting Diavolo for literally no reason.
Barbatos doing and saying the most fucked up little things as if they were completely normal.
Barbatos convincing everyone in the area that, he did, infact dropkick that child in self-defense.
Just- Barbatos being a true embodiment of time, he's not a monster and it wouldnt be fair to call him "evil" because his very existence would be considered an example of amorality.
He has no real masters, just many foolish men who somehow managed to have the smallest hold of him/time and think that means they won.
Anyways, my actually headcannon: Seconds before Diavolo is set to die, Barbatos eats him/his grimoire/his power. Fulfilling not only the Saturn eating his children trope but also bringing us back full circle to Black Butler.
In this essay I will
Barbatos' pronouns are time/itself
it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues
my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>
Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes
Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.
When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.
Diavolo pays millions in child support.
Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?
Lucifer:
Mc:
Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?
Mc, sobbing: Answer the question
I knew I wasn't gonna be able to get that Barbatos card so I just straight up deleted the app
I need a minute
Barbatos is definitely one of the father figures to ever exist
Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language
Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.
When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.
Diavolo pays millions in child support.
Everytime I close my eyes I can hear Diavolo's laugh echoing in my mind
I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying
Can someone explain to me what happened on obey me twitter? I was asleep :(
Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT
Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???
This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay
Crack theory
While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC
And that's why there's no birthday events
But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!
Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY
They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔
That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there
Now that it's officially cannon that Barbatos met Diavolo in his childhood, we now know for a fact... That man's ass is NOT. GETTING. PAID.
Skill issue
I think it would be funny if Diavolo had absolutely no conscience, like literally nothing and just makes choices based on how if he thinks Barbatos would approve of them
Diavolo's new sprite looking good
A small child approachs Diavolo, yells "I like your dress" then runs away. Diavolo does not get a chance to respond.
Lucifer vibes, Mc's the witch
daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
Cannon, this really happened, I was there- I was the shirt Diavolo's wearing
this is exactly why i get nothing done in life
Simeon.. much like humans, has the overwhelming urge to pet any creature smaller than himself
Don't be surprised if you're sitting down and suddenly this guy just walks up to you and starts petting you with the same genuine affection you'd pet a dog or cat with..
It's the natural order.
(He use to do this with Luke but the little bastard bit him, amen)
Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine
This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?
I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos
Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this
I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica
I'd try to kill him honestly
"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo
The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back
They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife
After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama
But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)
The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)
After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no
After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?
But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually
Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc