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happy birthday remu <3

obsessed with post first war wolfstar and remus. need a long fic detailing prisoner of azkaban from remus' pov. need remus haunted by his friends' ghosts, sirius' escape and break ins, the months of agonising, FINALLY reuniting with sirius. this is where the money is people.

this is literally wolfstar.

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Sirius: *telling an elaborate story with wild gestures to a group of people*

Remus: * just nodding with heart eyes*

I hate the wizarding world so much sometimes, like- no of course they couldn’t check Sirius’ wand for his last spell let’s let him rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn’t commit

(James and Sirius arguing)

Sirius:WHY CAN’T WE NAME OUR BABY PADDY PRONGSIE POTTER

James:FIRST OF ALL LILY WILL KILL ME

Lily:Both of you actually

James:SECOND OF ALL WHY ISN’T IT PRONGSIE PADDY POTTER

James:ARE YOU FUCKING MAD???

*Remus walked in with a bag of Mars Bars in his hand*

Sirius:

James:

Remus:

The bag of Mars Bars:

Baby Harry in Lily’s womb:

Lily: Hey Mad.

(Sirius arguing with Remus)

Sirius: Give me back my bed!

Remus: Are you serious? That’s for dog!

Sirius:

Remus:

Remus: Oh no…

Sirius: No i’m not serious, i’m your beautiful and charming husband.

Please go check out my books. Also I'm sorry for spamming I just have nothing else to do and like I'm gonna succumb to such mortal things such as sleep.

Here's a little snippet from the first one.

A glass smashed overhead as Walperga Black aimed a glass vase at the head of her oldest child. 

"HOW DARE YOU." She screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW DIRT ON THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT. OUT YOU FILTHY FAGGOT." 

Sirius could still hear his mother's screams as he walked out of the house. She took it better that expected. He smiled to himself as he messaged a boy called James Potter, he was an old friend they got to know each other while at boarding school together and soon became inseparable.

hey mate I just came out she took it better than I thought

I only got kicked out and had a vase thrown at my head but other than that I'm ok

I'm heading over to yours now

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY'?

SHE COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!

IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!

ok but James I do know you and she didn't kill me

Look at the bright side mate

And I have left that shit hole I had to call home

I'm moving in with you

Coz ya know I got disowned and I get to enjoy your mums cooking all the time

Speaking of which can you ask her to make some cookies for when I get there?

Shes already on it. Me and dad are on our way to pick you up so stay put you dumbass 

Ok I'll be at that coffee shop that you saw that cute girl that made you swoon over her eyes

Ight see you soon

And I do not swoon

K

What ever floats your boat

Fuck you

Siruis walked up the street to the cafe, it was only a two minute walk but people were looking at him funny, probably Because of the glass shards in his hair and that he had a big fuck off suitcase with all of his belongings. Plus the screaming still emitting from his former house about traitors and filth and what not.

And from my oneshots series,

Sirius black was laying on his bed in his dormitory at Hogwarts singing to muggle love songs at the top of his lungs, while James Potter and Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew were sitting in the common room trying to study but found themselves unable to when they heard Padfoot singing.

Although he had a sweet voice he really was quite annoying. Remus , who would usually become entranced by the angelic majesty that was his sweet Padfoot's voice, was getting increasingly alloyed as they were studying for a rather important exam. 

Eventually Remus got sick of Srius and marched up to the dormitory preparing a speech to yell at him. "ALRIGHT YOU RUDDY PIECE OF SH-" however his scentace was cut short as he burst through the door and found all the words knocked out of him as his eyes fell upon a heavenly sight.

Sirius Black was laying on his head propped up by pillows, he was wearing nothing but a white button up long sleeve shirt completely unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showing of him muscular chest which Remus was confused about when he saw a couple of tattoos on it (he had only just turned 15 after all), on his bottom half he was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy boxers, that were clearly showing a dick bulge that had grown a fair amount since Moony had entered the room, his shoulder length, black, curly hair was loosely tied in a messy, loose bun on top of his head, over all he looked like a hot mess that Remus wanted to ravish but unfortunately couldn't.

Again; I am sorry for spamming I'm just bored. Please read my stories. Thankyou xx❤

Sirius: oh look at that, I've been impaled.

Remus: WHAT!?!

Sirius: nothing.

Also Sirius: shit Lily quick get the needle out of my foot.

Lily: *laughing her ass off*

thinking about needing an atyd (pomfrey + mcgonagall pov) where they are in love and also raise remus and sirius respectively

The only acceptable mamas boy

Sirius and Remus had two cats, a small mostly white kitten named Poppy and a grey tabby named Minnie. Sirius was the one to bring them home one day and to Remus’ surprise they were the first cats that ever let him pet them, they actually seemed happy to be around him, and Remus soon realized that while he thought he was a dog person, seeing that he was in love with a man who could turn into one, but soon realized that he was a cat person when he sat down to read with a cup of tea and Minnie laid right next to him and purred as he pet her.

Sirius loves calling them different nicknames, like instead of Poppy he calls her ‘Madam’ and buys her little bows and even went as far to dress her up as a nurse for halloween one year (Minnie was obviously forced into a witches hat). He calls Minnie ‘Professor’ whenever he sees her with Remus as he is reading and Remus secretly thinks it’s adorable.

Sirius insists on constantly taking pictures of the cats and Remus, as he thinks Remus with a cat on his lap is one of the cutest sights in the world, and one year made them have a photo shoot to make kitten Christmas cards. He sent one to McGonagall and Madam Pomfrey and both of them have it hanging in their offices at Hogwarts.

Neither of the cats like Peter, but Harry and Lily love them, so much so that one of Harry’s first words was ‘kitty’.

James thinks it hilarious that Sirius named them after McGonagall and Pomfrey. When he found out he laughed for at least an hour about it.

They can’t have kids, and while helping raise Harry is amazing, getting to come home to two cute cats that they get to call their own makes them feel like a big happy family.

Nobody:

Mentally ill mfs:

pleaseeeeee, listen to my Spotify playlist, it's so chaotic and amazing, it needs to be shared (it's atrociously long btw)

One of the saddest things about the Black brothers relationship never improving was the fact that we were robbed of this dynamic duo of brothers who were both morally grey and dramatic as fuck.

Remus, watching as Regulus frantically tries to shove a dead body into a suitcase before the Aurors got there: So.... What'cha got there, Pads?

Sirius: . . .

Remus: . . .

Sirius: A smoothie.

Sirius: *sips strawberry-banana smoothie loudly*

Atyd

“So… what?” Remus gaped, “We just leave things as they are?”

Sirius scratched behind his ear, looking down, a strange, shy gesture.

“I’d rather not.”

“You’d rather not.” Remus repeated, dumbfounded.

“No. I mean, if you want me to go ‘round telling everyone I know then sorry, but we’re not all as ballsy as you. I need more time. But… I could try.”

“You could try.” This was not the outcome Remus had expected when the conversation began. “What do you m--”

Sirius cut him off, placing a palm on Remus’s cheek to turn it towards him, and kissing him gently on the lips.

“I mean I will try.” He said, as he pulled away. “I miss you, Moony.”

Oh, you would go and say something like that… Remus grabbed him and pulled him back. It was like water after a drought, shelter in a storm - they were the still point of the turning world and every other stupid sloppy cliché you could think of. They kissed for a long time, and when they came apart they were practically gasping with relief.

“No more girls?” Remus asked, still holding Sirius in place, as if he might run away.

“No more girls.” Sirius agreed. “Let’s see how this pans out first.”

“Oh, charming.” Remus let go, satisfied.

“Shuddup,” Sirius nudged him with his shoulder, hands deep inside his pockets. “C’mon, let’s go back to the tent eh? Freezing.”

Credit to Atyd by misskingbean89

I am not really a slash person but even i have to admit this is cute

So I made a thing...

OH MY GOD it's too beautiful to be real

Good evening I cannot remember if this is technically ATYD-Canon compliant but it certainly is fanart of it.

Perhaps a photo that Teddy finds at the flat? 

Do I wanna know??

Post prank Wolfstar

inspo @sugarsyrop on tiktok

can you tell i know fuck all bout anatomy??

anyway model!remus ig

inspo: @trustmeimsirius on tiktok

posted on my insta - @ic4.rus

Me: Nothing can ever hurt me aga-

Therapist: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30170643/chapters/74332617

Here me out, fic idea:

Regulus, Remus and Pandora are all theatre kids, Pandora and Regulus were already besties previously, all three audition for a play (Hamilton obviously). They all get accepted, who plays which character? Regulus-Hamilton, Pandora-Eliza, Remus- Burr. Anyway so they all become besties because like they're all in the play together so they're in close proximity and all three have major rolls. When the time comes to perform the play Sirius who hasn't seen his brother in years and is just there to support Remus is forced to sit there for like three hours and watch his brother that he abandoned absolutely slay at being Hamilton, James is just like watching in awe because he has never met Regulus and Sirius doesn't tell him it's his brother so he's just drooling over Regulus the entire time. Lily, who went to support her bestie Remus, is drooling over Pandora because we love pandalily. Barty and Evan are just at the back of the audience cheering on Regulus and Pandora (they end up getting kicked out for being too disruptive). I haven't really thought any further about this tbh, maybe I'll continue it on eventually.

I NEED HELP FINDING A FANFIC, I READ IT LIKE A YEAR OR TWO YEARS AGO BUT I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME SO HERE IS WHAT I CAN REMEMBER ABOUT IT, PLS SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW IT

okay so it was a wolfstar fanfic with background jily. Sirius got broken up with by his girlfriend but he had booked them like a trip to a shit load of places so Remus goes along with him instead, I also remember that regulus is included in it and he lives in Paris in a relationship with Barty and Evan and Remus and Sirius stay with him for a while. It also included them going to Italy and staying with Alphard who tries to help regulus and Sirius fix their relationship I think. I also think it was like a pretty long fic but my minds a little forgetful around the length.

PLS HELP ME FIND THIS, THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR WEEKS AT THIS POINT AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY

remus “fuck the french” lupin and sirius “if you insist” black

Amen to that

Sirius Black was not built for moderation. Especially not when it comes to Remus Lupin in a button-down shirt and rolled-up sleeves. That’s a religious experience.

Sirius might have hated Remus – but it was Remus who he hated.

Sirius might have hated Remus – but it was Remus who he kissed, whose name he gasped in his mouth when he felt so good he couldn't help it. Remus had never heard a more intoxicating sound.

New chapter:

Yea let’s ignore how inactive I’ve been on tumblr lol, but feel free to check the fic out x

This feeds my Sirius being Demi-Sexual head canon and I love it!

Sirius Black had been around objectively good looking people his entire life and, to him, they were all ugly. Not because of their appearance but because of who they were deep down. He hates them so he finds them ugly, but this works the other way around too.

Remus Lupin, who is lowkey conventionally unattractive but Sirius doesn’t think he’s ever seen anyone more beautiful in his life. Remus, who has a beautiful soul, so he is instantly the hottest person ever to Sirius.

Here is a just a quick one shot I did for Remus birthday. A bit belated. It’s his POV but it’s set as a what if for my fan fiction I posted a while back. What if no one died and everyone had always been happy?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63777391

P.s. I don’t like jkr she can choke ✌🏻

Not to make everything Wolfstar but this is Sirius bringing Remus his lunch at Hogwarts.