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1 year ago

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted


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1 year ago

i hate this stupid oc i made its like a fucking mary sue oc cunt ass BITCH fucking ANIMATION MEME LOOKIN ASS WHORE!!!

I Hate This Stupid Oc I Made Its Like A Fucking Mary Sue Oc Cunt Ass BITCH Fucking ANIMATION MEME LOOKIN

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1 month ago

Being desirharmful is so cringe. Yeah who's the desirharmed to my desirharmful. That's corny and embarassing I don't know how people say that unironically


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7 months ago

fruits…

Fruits…

roll is truly in her own league


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1 year ago
R.I.P. Albert Camus, You Would Have Loved South Park.

R.I.P. Albert Camus, you would have loved South Park.

I will not elaborate


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2 years ago

I’m not like other girls, I eat dirt.


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4 years ago

These were coveted precious artifacts for us kids; they were talismans in the truest sense like the root ancient Greek verb TELEIN, "to initiate into the mysteries." They validated and confirmed some of the hollow absurdity, stale lies, and frayed seams we were starting to notice about the adult world.

So we mounted them everywhere, carving our territory with heiroglyphs. We pasted Wacky Pack stickers where we'd always see them: on school books, desks, nights side tables, lamps, walls next to our beds. They served as wards that would stay blindness and ignorance from descending on us, save us from becoming like the sullen violent adults that surrounded us. The Storied stickers were a comfort, but also like a rallying call of transgression that poked the fake world in its eye.

We're a whole generation raised simultaneously under two religions: Consumerism and Anti-Consumerism. Wacky Pack and their spiritual cousin, Mad Magazine both in their own way, stood shoulder to shoulder with the stories of Jack London, John Fitzgerald, Roald Dahl and Mark Twain, that didn't talk down to us like we were imbeciles.

They felt special, like a secret visual language, intended for us, acknowledging our minds.

WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG
WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG

WACKY PACK WHIZ BANG

VISIONS OF VINTAGE WACKINESS

Topps Wacky Packages Series 16

Circa 1976


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1 year ago

PICTURES OF NAILS SCRAPPED ON CHALKBOARDS MAKE ME WANT TO PEEL MY NAILS OFF AND IT HURTS SO BAD 😭


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4 years ago

the day today and brass eye are so brilliant, but i don't think we'll ever get anything like them again... cherish them


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6 years ago

People who deserve to die

People who puts pineapple on pizza

People unwilling to admit that dr. Pepper is better than both coke and pepsi

People who think Boston pizza, chiptole, and Denny's can be considered food.

People who wear crocs.

People who say their favourite colour is grey. Grey is a shade not a colour.

People who have posted on tumblr

People who share dumb Facebook memes.

People who think the accordion is a dumb instrument

People who think becoming a SoundCloud rapper is a good career choice

People who make terrible dance/electronic remixes for songs where it doesn't make sense.

People who put soya sauce on tacos

People who say they can see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch because I know you're lying.

People who are unwillingly to admit that Daddy Daycare is the greatest film of all time


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5 months ago

no >:3

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS


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3 years ago

Haha spghetti I like mine with noodles

Haha Spghetti I Like Mine With Noodles
Haha Spghetti I Like Mine With Noodles
Haha Spghetti I Like Mine With Noodles
Haha Spghetti I Like Mine With Noodles
Haha Spghetti I Like Mine With Noodles

and that SPECIFICALLY includes @cinnamonrollorder​ and @mamahersh​


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5 years ago

What if the cure for Hart was available all along but Faker was just an avid anti-vaxxer which drove him to look for cures in other dimensions, but after realizing all the harm he had caused he changed his mindset and accepted modern medicine.


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4 months ago

I have a mega exam in 2 days and here I am. Thinking to write fanfiction and original satire.


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10 months ago

I played the Bachelorette Simulator with Lumine and all the genshin men (+ Teppi and Dain). Here are my favorite moments.

P.s. This is all in good fun and not meant to start anything!

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

1. What Grandma Bennett??

2. Wanderer is just cannon 💅

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

1. That is so cannon for Itto, he would instantly get in trouble with the producers

2. Albedo, you just got here

3. Uhm, what "eyes" Kaeya

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

1. "Yeah, I live with Alhaitham..."

2. Me too Lumine, that'd get me

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

1. ME TOO LUMINE

2. Freminet did not do this of his own free will

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

The flirts are on a roll, the rizzlers

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

Omg! Leave that boy alone Sethos!

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

LMAO! OKAY?! Tbh, Razor would eat the salam

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

JUST ONE CHANCE NEUVILLETTE PLSSSS

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

This is revenge Sethos...

I Played The Bachelorette Simulator With Lumine And All The Genshin Men (+ Teppi And Dain). Here Are

Itto, how did you get here? Sneaky Victory

Remember this is all in good fun and shouldn't be taken too seriously!


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3 months ago

the supreme court just overturned poe’s law


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2 years ago

ami the only one who thinks it would be nice if my bones just detach for a few seconds like when a skeleton gets comically spooked


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