Latest Posts by catthrowingupinyourshoe - Page 4

Me : **looks into a job in radiology**

Spotify: here, have an indeed ad about how that job in particular sucks ass and you will be thrown down the stairs, love you pookie Baer💕 *buy my fucking premium you whore*

SLUUUUUUURP

Remembering the time I dropped half my bagel between the fridge and the counter and collapsed against the fridge and cried

My taste in music is immaculate

I wish crabs where land bugs instead of sea bugs ]:

Stuck on a part on skyward sword skfrdfedfd

Shakespeare like poetry but good

BOSS MAKES A BOATLOAD I MAKE A SMIDGE

THAT'S WHY I JERK OFF IN THE WALK IN FRIDGE

To the teachers that said "monday-fun-day!" To me sincerely fuck you

Imagine if Vapes where still vapes but they sound and looked like a kazoo

Devine art:)

chocwave

Bro got up and skedaddled

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

My pretty girl with a goofy ahh face

Hell yah finished my pouch:]

I keep my good buttons in it <3

Taught myself how to crochet a few days ago, made this cute pouch thing:)

(I'm adding a button later)

Fnord

This is Fnord

Taught myself how to crochet a few days ago, made this cute pouch thing:)

(I'm adding a button later)

They must have such a simple life,

"thy Beast Has Fallen! We shall feast opon theyn flesh!!"

My fatass thought his paws where cookies

“Please just open your window so we can talk about Polar Bear Sunday” — Minky

I hope he's doing well

All the bitches with prank-YouTuber humor hate me for my firm boundaries and refusal to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny

Not being straight is in its self hell fire, and I am a moth zigzaging through the air tords the flame.

I feel like jesse pinkman and Adam Sandler would vibe together well, like a cool uncle and nephew who tape fireworks together kind of vibe

Pov: I saw my cats smoochable head for the 5th time in 6 minutes while they're trying to sleep ( I will smooch them again )

It would probably be much easier to smuggle drugs onto places if it looked and smelt like pez and came with like pez dispensers and stuff

Y e s

I love it thank you ate left no crumbs broke the table

My dearest friend, @catthrowingupinyourshoe

I present to you... Them.

2 calories