Latest Posts by riffraffly - Page 2
You have condemned those ducks to a fate beyond normal human comprehension
leave my WANGXIAN DUCKS ALONE!!! i've blessed these ducks with a life of MARITAL domestic BLISS
just won WANGXIAN DUCKS!!!! they're so beautiful...
UMMM THE NEW 2HA COVER??? SOOO PRETTY
It’s so funny in modern AUs when people are trying to keep the high drama emotional beats of 2ha but they all work in a fuckin office or something so it’s just like Mo Ran…..It was this project manager who wronged you. In life or unemployment I won’t blame you….
Thinking once again about how MDZS is such catnip for tragic sibling enjoyers cuz it has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR (five even if you want to count all the shit that goes down with Jin Guangshan’s kids) different flavors of tragic siblings that drive the plot
yknow sarge didn't go "hrrk blegh" when he died so maybe we're supposed to take this as a sign that he didn't actually die and somehow got out of there without the others knowing. I know they buried the body but maybe he was just really good at holding his breath
the way i had to rewind/rewatch any scene the love of my life (epsilon) was in was crazy. ohhh my god when he did his little pose??? my jaw dropped. his video??? a fucking masterpiece. i would die for that AI he's literally everything to me
Epsilon: how are we feeling about this one chat?
Delta: please do not call us that
MDZS is so funny because even the villain holding everyone hostage is hooked on the gay drama
still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit
I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo
My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH
Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too
UM WHAT. WHAT. I AM FLABBERGASTED. SHAKING AND CRYING RN. TSUKASA???? UMMMM
Imagine you're Lan Xichen. You've spent the past decade+ worrying about your younger brother who, according to your own perspective on things, fell wildly in love with an evil heretic cultivator, kinda betrayed your sect for him, got punished within an inch of his life by your elders, and spent subsequent years in mourning when said evil heretic cultivator got killed.
You're starting to think that your brother is never going to get over this, is always going to be holding onto a certain amount of grief and anger and lonesome distance.
But then one day, he brings another guy home! And, yes, this guy is not perfect either. He's also a heretic cultivator and a notorious lunatic, who is in a bad position with your own situationship. But! Maybe Wangji is finally starting to move on? Even if his bad taste persists, this one is at least more manageable. How fortuitous that your stubborn, obsessive brother should finally find a new yeah no that's Wei Wuxian, isn't it?
It's just Wei Wuxian again.
also that scene in the book where lwj magics wwx stuck on top of him in bed is like
wwx: i’m going to straddle him and bring our faces super close together to gross him out until he kicks me out and i simply won’t think about why none of this grosses me out haha
lwj: sigh.
the more you act like this, the more certain i am you’re you, dumbass
bc i know you’re just doing this to upset me and not bc you actually want it, i’m going to give you two chances to get the fuck off me
joke’s on you tho, i’m really enjoying this
i spent over a decade mourning your death and though i never lost hope i also never really expected to feel the weight of your body on top of mine and my heart is going to explode
it’s past 9pm, idiot, go to sleep
My favorite thing to think about while reading mxtx is “can you imagine being someone normal.” Because seriously imagine you’re some normal guy farmer and you hear about the yiling patriarch, the guy that killed thousands of people like 15 years ago via necromancy is a. come back to life b. totally chill now? c. gay d. dating the most illustrious, well renowned, talented cultivator from the most conservative cultivation clan.