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Mr. Anderson has become my favorite adult on the show. And now he's joined the ghost gang?? OH. SIGN ME UP.

Also, his muffled and frustrated "what the fuck!" is gonna play in my mind on a loop for all eternity. He's just a silly little guy. I'm gonna put him in my pocket.

Oh, he embezzled marching band uniform funds? Umm, nuh-uh. Your Honor, he was in a silly goofy mood to pay off his father's mistakes. I, uh, rest my case :P

he needs to teach me to be okay with it because I am not 😭😭😭 I will cry just thinking abt everything pls

Wally saying last season that he's ready to be dead + that he doesn't think Maddie is ready to be dead like he is + asking if she would go back to her body + telling her she deserves to live

idk he's just so. he knows they're doomed by the narrative and he's okay with it. Breaking my heart here buddy.

oh my god…. OH MY GOD ???? THIS IS SO GOOD I CANT- THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OUR EYES 🙏😩 ITS SO ICONIC

a silly work sketch based on tags between me and @simonssweater HRVEHA

Xavier with said massive bear although id say it could be bigger LMAO

I’m also obsessed with the way Simon side eyes her like pls everybody is tweaking so hard 😭😭😭

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The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?

Maddie: You have to apologize to Xavier

Simon: Fine.

Simon: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Claire: Nicole and I know you guys snuck out last night, Xavier.

Simon: Play dumb!

Xavier: Who's Xavier?

Simon: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Nicole: I told Simon his ears flush when he lies.

Xavier + Claire: Why?

Nicole: Look.

Nicole: Hey Simon! Do you love us?

Simon, covering his ears: No.

Xavier the type of guy to ask Simon to be his Valentine (and be nervous about it) after they’ve been dating five years.

Simon thought it was dumb the first time he asked, he quickly realized how sweet it was.

see this is what I was thinking about too. and like did he not ever take a break to go to the bathroom or get food (bc he didn’t know his body had been snatched yet) and realize oh shit there’s a bunch of ppl here I don’t know 😭😭😭

SCHOOL SPIRITS 2X05 SPOILERS

umm how did they not find mr anderson in school for a WHOLE DAY?????? man was packing that box to holy hell and NO ONE NOTICED? didnt they search the school the night before???

Mr Martin giving the girl he burned to death with a copy of Fahrenheit 451 is kind of hilarious, like who knew he could be so cunty

Wally might be a football player but by god he's Charley's biggest GET IT cheerleader

If we don’t get more moments like this, I’m going to be very, very sad. I love a silly goose trying his best vs guy barely holding it together trope 😔💔

xavier spilling the salt everywhere and simon looking at him like he can't decide if he wants to launch himself across the table to strangle xavier or if he wants to drown himself in the salad was truly one of my favorite moments of the episode. they're making xavier soo wet and pathetic and it's hard not to be endeared by his loser ways. especially when it's at simon's expense most of the time.

Xavier in episode 5 be like:

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

soooo funny when your alleged other best friend nicole subtly hints to janet that y’all know it’s her in maddie’s body in front of maddie’s mom and you absolutely lose it but when pretty ex-boyfriend xavier dumps a whole ass salt shaker on the body snatcher he doesn’t get fussed at in the slightest for it

EDIT: I would like to clarify this is a silly little jokey haha just in case that’s unclear 🙏🩵

THE ICARLY ONE GOT ME GOOD PLS 😭😭😭

School Spirits (actually just Simon Elroy) funny tumblr text memes

Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.

Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?

Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.

this is actually what my fic is about !! the scene has been stuck in my head for weeks now 💔

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

oooo yes!!! bonus points for awkward exchange about snot getting on xavier’s jacket because once simon starts sobbing uncontrollably he doesn’t stop until his eyes physically have no tears left and he’s got no more sniffles left in him to sniff

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Claire, concerned: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Nicole, snapping: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Claire.

Claire:

Nicole, caving: ...the nightmares.

Claire, wrapping her arms around Nicole: Awwww, sweetie-

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

Xavier: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3

Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

Wally: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Wally: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Maddie: Bonjour.

Rhonda: Le growl.

Charley: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.