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Simon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Xavier: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Simon, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Xavier, staring like he does: Spiders wearing flip flops.

*Simon calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?

Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie

Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?

Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so

Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?

Simon: Probably the stab wound…

Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

I know if no one else gets me, @cloudedhologram gets me bc I swear we’re having the same thoughts about this show all the time. Perhaps we simply share a brain 🤔

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.

throwing these two idiots in the mix too

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

Wally is unhinged this season.

“You’ve been here four years babe, try forty”

“Where can we find a bazooka?”

“Why didn’t you break the glass?”

“Maybe she was like a secret brew master. Like making prison hooch”

“Out of the closet or the pottery room?”

Charley: like body shots?

Wally: ooh I miss those

the way I’m more invested in that than the major plot this season. it’s a little itch in my brain that desperately needs to be scratched bc I can’t focus on much else like WDYM WHY NOT TELL SIMON THE OTHER ONE THAT CAN LITERALLY SEE A GHOST idk idk idk I just I’m literally obsessed

im never gonna shut up about how much i love xaviers subplot with the hospital ghosts cuz what the fuck do u mean he saw maddies dad at the hospital. maddies dad is the hospital fisherman. this is going to mean something very soon i assume. xavier bestie telllllllll someone about ur mini death. please.

The first one and the shower thoughts one is sending me hard pls 😭😭😭 if nothing else is canon, that definitely would be fr !!!!

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Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons! @simonssweater this is specially for you! Dog person x cat person vibes of course! Some of these a

Because I think they fit!

They are indeed lovers in my heart.

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I need Simon and Nicole to fight so bad. Like things have been tense between them basically since the beginning of the series and they've blown up at each other a few times but I need a full-on, no holding back FIGHT that takes up an entire scene

They moved on SO QUICKLY from Simon accusing Nicole of killing Maddie in s1. Thats not even touching on how he refuses to trust her at every opportunity or the one time he DID try to be honest with her about seeing Maddie's ghost, she completely shut him down. He blew his Northwestern interview because he couldn't go with Maddie, even though the plan was for ALL THREE of them to go to Chicago. And I think that Nicole should have Feelings about how blatantly Simon & Maddie favor each other her, how Simon is the only one who can see Maddie so now it's like the UNIVERSE is telling her that Simon's friendship with Maddie is more important than hers, and I think maybe she should yell at Simon a little bit because of those feelings

I know he was spiraling and didn’t think about the letter he wrote from a ghost to a living. But every time I think about this I’m like did bro just not take a minute after destroying everything in his room to literally think over everything he’s learned and done since “hallucination” Maddie started speaking to him???

Also that homo love letter 😭 thinking about that from the perspective of “Maddie is just a hallucination, this isn’t real” is insane to me. Bc if that were the case then bro your gay ass is showing (and I want you to pursue Xavier 💔), how would the writers of the show ever expect me to believe you were in love with Maddie if this alternative was the reality pls- 💀

actually the way Simon acted at the beginning of s2 is so insane. Bro thought he had a mental breakdown so bad he had incredibly detailed hallucinations for hours at a time and just. Did not tell anyone

I love the idea that they went spelunking for their first date so much y’all don’t understand 😭😭😭

Here's some Xavier x Simon headcanons!

@simonssweater this is specially for you!

Dog person x cat person vibes of course!

Some of these are just so perfect! I can't help but laugh at one in the morning!

Simon love hates Xavier's feralness...

Part two soon! I have a couple more!

Simon: crushes are the worst

Xavier: yeah. whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid

Simon: pfftt you're always acting stupid

Xavier: yeahhhh, don't think about that too hard

Simon:

I was inspired by these headcanons for Xavier, I thought I’d do some for Simon!

I feel he’d give hugs like Sam and Dean do from spn, not often but clinging on for dear life:

y’all cannot convince me this man would enjoy any alone time, he would spiral so quickly fr:

and I dunno about this last one but for some reason, it just resonated:

Here's some random generated head canons of Xavier because I was bored and I love him!

This one is a savier head canon of mine!

And this one just made me laugh as it was generated..

Let me know what ones you agree with!

my live reaction to when a new school spirits episode releases… like yes pls let’s get our spook on fr

Xavier: Chillax!

Simon: That's not a word.

Xavier: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

No one:

Xavier during that dinner with Janet:

Yuri: Can I be frank with you guys?

Wally: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Charley: Can I still be Charley?

Wally: Shh, let Frank speak.

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

I still think it’s wild that Simon’s only problem with Xavier is that he’s just staring like crazy. I mean mans literally unscrewed the lid of a mf salt shaker and proceeded to spill it around playing it off as an accident. How the hell can you pretend it’s an accident when the lid is literally screwed off and why did Sandra or Janet not question it??? I digress.

School Spirits (2023-25) 2.05 Ghost Who's Coming to Dinner

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

I’m back again with some more memes from season 2 so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | — | pt. 4

Xavier: Stop doing that.

Simon: Stop doing what?

Xavier: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

I think he does what he always does: tries his best™

do you think Simon copied Charley's handwriting too when writing the letter to Emilio or do you think he was just hoping really hard that he wouldn't notice

LOOK AT HIMMMM OH MY GOD

Yuri..i love him so much.

Simon: Okay guys we need a plan to convince Janet to give Maddie her body back Everyone else: Hmm yes this is a Very Serious Situation™ and we need a Very Serious Solution™ Meanwhile Xavier: s A L t

[fully ignoring the fact that janet got bagged and kidnapped as I scuff my feet against the floor because I'm not yet mentally ready to theorize about whatever the Fuck is going on with that plot thread] man... simon is such a great character huh. he's kind of like a feral cat that's hanging on by a thread and I love him a lot.

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s part two, y’all! all the memes I made wouldn’t fit into one post lmao

pt. 1 | — | pt. 3 | pt. 4

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

hi guys! I saw some school spirits memes on here so I thought I’d give it a try. most of these are from the newest season so enjoy at your own risk!

pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4