Latest Posts by simonssweater - Page 2

Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Xavier: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.

Xavier, an hour later: I have heatstroke.

Rhonda writing a letter: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... and it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

Simon: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

OBSESSED WITH THIS ART STYLE FR

School spirits redraw pt 2

if anyone is interested in a school spirits roleplay pls reach out to them !!

Hi. I’m currently looking to do a School Spirits roleplay. I mainly roleplay as Maddie, but I can also be Rhonda, Charley, and others. Please send me a message if you’re interested. Thank you!

Simon and Maddie saying that Nicole was copying Maddie is really bold coming from two people who have the same haircut

S2E6 SPOILERS!!

hi hi everyone! here’s another meme drop for ya, please enjoy!

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

No literally they are way too powerful together and I live for it honestly. I wish we had a lot more episodes to watch their duoship blossom fr

Simon and Claire have only been allowed to team up one-on-one in this episode because they would have committed so many more felonies had they been paired together the entire time

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-

Xavier: *confused stare*

Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!

Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*

He needs to teach me how to cope with the worst fr bc wdym bro went and golfed some balls instead of freaking the fuck out

mr. anderson is living his best life 😭

SHE LOVES THEM

my brain is short circuiting at how much I NEED this omg

would we want hand holding magnetic charwall charms? holding two halves of a heart? GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE !!!

interacted with a guy who looked almost exactly like Xavier (only difference was his hair being curly) today and I can confirm that it was jarring to look at him for more than 3 seconds at a time bc of his eyes

that being said, I’ve gotta ask… blue eyed ppl… is it this way for all of you or is it only the dark hair + blue eye combo?

NO NO NO! Thank YOU for blessing us with more beautiful art my friend!! Please have a cookie 🍪🤎✨

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you

STUNNING BEAUTIFUL AMAZING OH MY GODDDDDD

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you

Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?

Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?

Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-

*Simon and Xavier sitting in jail together*

Xavier: So who should we call?

Simon: I’d call Maddie, but I feel safer in jail

A mood board for Claire Zolindki for my fanfiction that's coming soon.

Claire died in 1986, she was killed in the middle of her cheer routine by a cheer mistake causing her to break her neck from a missed landing but was it really an accident? Or...was it sabotage gone wrong?...what actually happened that night on the football field In 1986?..

The mood board has hints about her death and even her life before the accident, the pictures and the song lyric mean things to her story in my coming fanfiction about where Simon takes Maddie's place as a ghost,

where the original school ghosts got to live in the years 2006-2025 as Xavier, Nicole and Claire take their places as ghosts stuck at the school.

The next mood board will be Nicole Herrera's, about how she got a little too deep into secrets she was trying to uncover!

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Claire: Yeah, perfect.

this may be a stupid question but logistically speaking if Janet dies/gets killed/yada yada in Maddie’s body is she zoinked back to Split River since that’s where she as her original person died bc ghost boundary or is she now bound to the area that she as body possessing Maddie died?

(check tags for my thoughts)

i was born. it was all really hard. but i had SIMON.

CRYING PLS I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC TO SEVERAL OF THESE IM EMBARRASSED

made a couple school spirits text posts, will make more later

how i feel coming out of nowhere whenever my hyperfixation is mentioned

I would like to say that while I am a Xavier/Simon shipper (just a smidge) I have loved and appreciated Simon as a character by himself from the start of season 1 and he remains my favorite irrevocably ☝️ pls let the record show I am a Simon fan above all else ‼️

when the fandom finally starts to like appreciate Simon but its because hes now being shipped with xavier

me replying to @cloudedhologram @greycoffee @97buttons when they say the most heart wrenchingly accurate things that have me punching the air and foaming at the mouth but I have to compose myself enough to respond like a normal human being

FYI this is me replying to oomfs on tumblr

let’s just say it’s a little sneak peak into the fic I’m editing ;) but also @greycoffee’s tags are so real for this… I AM totally normal about this ship (no I’m not)

“You with the dark curls,

You with the watercolor eyes.”

In some of the different ships I love.

Quinn: Chillax!

Rhonda: That's not a word.

Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.