sindarin3lf
An alternative person.
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Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:
Just a cute banner of only a few of my favorite YouTubers.
beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash
The only thing that keeps me going
Bothersome beast, comforting friend
This video made me cry so I wanted to put it here
new reaction image
fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
beep boop
never let him forget that he said that
Druid: Wait, if we hit a dude in the nuts they take force damage?
DM: Yep.
Fighter: Damn. I should have been kicking people more.
Warlock: An eldritch blast to the dick.
The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.
Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!
Paladin: First you have to hit me!
Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?
Paladin: What?
Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”
“I THROW A SQUID AT HIM. No, wait, it’s cast at second level. I THROW TWO SQUIDS AT HIM”
Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.
DM: make a con save
Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save
Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?
DM: *shrugs and says nothing*
Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze
“I have a bedroll and a canteen, can I roll to waterboard him?”
- The neutral good cleric, about the plantation owner we just abducted
Death Salad
DM: So it turns out that he’s actually a death… sal-ad? No, death slaad.
Ranger PC (to the tune of Fruit Salad by The Wiggles): Death salad, yummy yummy!
"First we survive, then we can start looking for our Half-Elf on the Shelf."
(One shot that turned into a campaign)
Me, bard/angelic succubus (talking about astral dreadnaught)-I’m gonna polymorph it into an exact version of it with a dick
Me(still talking about astral dreadnaught)-Ima be nice and warm in its foreskin
Joining because of @trucywright-zander and encouraging anyone who wants to join!
I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game
Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start
@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!