Latest Posts by sindarin3lf - Page 2
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Banana?
Korinn-*places banana on alter*
Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”
Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”
Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”
Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”
Tolk- “There was a chest?!”
DM (as goblin): Holzi eat fresh meat!
Elf Paladin: Holzi… are you Gollum?
Dwarf Barbarian: Oh my god, he is Gollum! We found him in a cave!
Paladin: And you kidnapped him to take him on a journey.
Barbarian: And I’m a small person!
GM: Whoo! More doors!
Druid: Mordor? That’s where the One Ring is kept!
18.
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
Warlock-Patron Relationships
DM: So you can have a begrudging relationship, a master-student sort of thing, could even be romantic
Warlock: Wait a second, are you telling me Cthulhu can be my sugar daddy?!
DM: …
Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist
never let him forget that he said that
JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
-Vitamin String Quartet-
Sorry I am late!
Instrument: flat
Me: *pushes in*
Instrument: sharp
Me: what do you want from me
band director: alright, now i know that there's literal hail and tornados right now but we're still going outside to work the 3rd piece.
non-band member: why are you staring so intensely at that paper
band member: im trying to intimidate the music into submission
the different rows in concert band
1st row: most well behaved, small, usually filled with flutes
2nd row: some whispering. usually clarinets, french horns, other woodwinds
3rd row: whispering and giggling widespread. trumpets and maybe low brass
4th row: the most chill; the quietest row. tubas and low brass
5th row, percussion: Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
the flute studio
freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*
me: *joins in on hugging*
another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*
junior flute: you are all under my wings
junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW