I Lied I Just Spent An Hour Crying With My Psychologist Because Life Is Shit.

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

im sorry but what the ACTUAL FUCK. HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO KNOW THIS?!

if you understand music theory, i am BEGGING YOU, help me.

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

Katsuki: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Izuku: Killed without hesitation. Katsuki: No.

Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.

Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping

Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping

Me personally, I love the fact that my boss accidentally hired staff that are ⅓ adhd survivors.

I say this as I myself am an adhd survivor.

Survivor because it's like there's a gremlin on my shoulder making me do things impulsively. I'm a survivor.

...

ANYway-

Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.

Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Uraraka: Did we miss something?

Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Mina: What game?

Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.

Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.

Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Shinso: Three weeks.

Class 1-A:

Uraraka:

Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

*** Later***

Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?

Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.

Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.