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rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.

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@incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly

TIFU

okay so I was sitting in the middle of my psychology class today, re-reading my own fanfic to look for any loopholes I may have missed when my teacher comes out of fucking nowhere and sees my screen. I briefly think that my life is over but instead of yelling at me he nodded and said that he "loves to read that fic" in his spare time. he said that he "really hopes that one of the characters is able to recover from what the author is putting them through" and I just sat there and nodded because WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THAT SITUATION?! he also said that the character I was going to kill off (for the plot) was his favourite because of how kind he was.

what do I do

JL: we need more people to help fight the invasion

Bruce: say no more

Nightwing, sitting on a chair in the corner: *gasps* We'Re gEtinG ThE GaNg bAck ToGeThEr?!

Bruce: *knows what's about to happen*

*zeta tube starts*

Batfam + The cool aunts (harley and ivy): Hola, bitches

i love the rain. especially listening to it.

im living the lesbian/pansexual dream. sitting under my veranda, in a rocking chair, listening to the rain on the roof.

pitter patter, pitter patter.

oh they grow up so fast :(

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Me personally, I love the fact that my boss accidentally hired staff that are ⅓ adhd survivors.

I say this as I myself am an adhd survivor.

Survivor because it's like there's a gremlin on my shoulder making me do things impulsively. I'm a survivor.

...

ANYway-

Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping

Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

Steph: got concussed to the point of now having brain damage but her parents didn't believe her so she ignored it until she fell down 2 flights of stairs because she had no coordination as a result of brain damage.

Duke: broke his hand and walked to the hospital then got chased by the police wondering why they were out late. They got to the hospital, and he had two too many bones in it because two of then snapped in half.

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in