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Aizawa after a patrol getting home at 4am : oh god get theys FUCKING boots off me!
Aizawa two seconds later face planting onto the couch : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I CHOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS
Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!
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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Izuku: Oh, I’m always running
Izuku: The question is from what
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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?
Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit
Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?
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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.
Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Izuku : Death is a social construct.
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Izuku : I live purply on spite.
Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...
Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee
Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-
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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-
Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping
Aizawa :... What
Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp
Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god
Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp
Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God
Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!
Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!
Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.
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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Izuku : Why start now?
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Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!
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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now
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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?
Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Izuku : How petty can you get?
Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest
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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?
Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.
Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-
Izuku : It’s vinegar.
Aizawa: …What?
Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.
Aizawa :... Why
Izuku : slurp.
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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .
Izuku : I hate myself.
Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too
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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat
Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?
Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.
Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.
Problemchild :... Touché
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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Aizawa: Tea.
Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.
Aizawa :even better pass that shit here
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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.
Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
No one :
Izuku cracking his knuckles during class : hm
All of class 1-a and aizawa snapping their heads to him instantly : DEK- PROBL-
izuku looking around : wow. Wow seriously.
Class 1-a : sorry... Its just.... Its you we can never be safe
Aizawa : i wouldn't put it past you to break your hand during class too.
Izuku deadpan sighing : I hate this fucking class.
Class 1-a :GASP. MIDORIYA! LANGUAGE!
Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother part 2!!
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Aizawa : it's to early for alcohol right now
Izuku : it's 6pm in France rn so
Aizawa :Welp pass me the bottle
Yamada : fuck it pass me it too
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Izuku : question
Aizawa : answer
Izuku : I.... Yeah okay nvm
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Izuku : hey can I get this?
Aizawa : will you use it?
Izuku : it's clothes duh.
Aizawa : eh sure then
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Izuku : I can't believe you've done this. My pride and joy long dog
Aizawa : you'll live
Izuku : no. No I won't father.
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Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother
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Aizawa : honestly I hate driving I might just crash the car
Izuku :plz don't wait till my song is done at least
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Izuku: I might just jump out the car rn
Aizawa :not rn wait like 10 more minutes I'll speed up for you
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Aizawa :if I'm gonna buy you alcohol you may as well fucking down it
Izuku : fucking bet! Let's go
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Izuku : honestly I might jump off that clif in a second
Aizawa :ill record it
Present mic :... Wtf is wrong with you both?
Izuku : alot
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Aizawa and izuku as random quotes part 1!
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Aizawa struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Izuku pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Izuku : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Aizawa : What's that?
Izuku : Remorse code.
Aizawa : I'm even angrier now.
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Izuku : What’s up guys? I’m back.
Aizawa : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Izuku : Death is a social construct
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Izuku : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Aizawa : Mind your language!
Izuku : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Aizawa :
Izuku : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes
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Izuku : I prevented a murder today.
Aizawa : Really? How’d you do that?
Izuku glaring at bakugo: self control.
Class 1a watching a horror movie :OMFG HOLY SHIT
Izuku deadpan :eh I could have killer her better then that smh
Class 1a looking at him scared as fuck : im sorry what?
Izuku looking at them : oh common it was armature at best he could have dragged it along more atleaset.
Aizawa :....problem child.
Izuku looking at him :what up?
Aizawa : therapy 12pm tomorrow.
Izuku :WHAT WHY
Aizawa :BECAUSE
izuku storming off to his dorm :UGH YOUR THE WORST DAD
Izuku staring at aizawa who's half asleep drinking coffee in the middle of the night in the dorms kitchen :
Aizawa who's staring back at him : can I help you problem child?
Izuku smiles : I see you have chosen cuddles.
Aizawa confused : what?
Izuku proceeding to approach aizawa ducking under his arms and just cuddle into the man :you have chosen cuddles
Aizawa still and still confused but suprised at how warm izuku is : h-how?
Izuku : don't question my ways sensei
Aizawa hugging him back slightly : don't really question it anymore
Izuku : good. Sleepy time now
Aizawa :yeah okay
Pure crack dadzawa and izuku
Aizawa at the start of the year : oh god this problem child is gonna give me gray hairs
Izuku 'deku' midoriya : be gay break bones.
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Aizawa after izuku takes a stab to the shoulder for him and doesn't flinch : wtf is this child made of?
Izuku ' fuck shit up' midoriya looking at the villian and smiling : tf you finna do there?
Said villain felling slightly scared : uh...shit fam my bad
Izuku : yeah better fuckin be
Aizawa slightly scared now : AYO WHAT?
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Aizawa sitting midoriya down in his office: I'm concerned about your habits to just put yourself in danger, do you even value your own life?
Izuku : naw fam my life suck ass Idc.
Aizawa 'I'm gonna adopt him' shouta : oh. Well in that case-
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Aizawa storming into a teachers meeting late, looking worse then usual : NEZDU WHY IN ALL NAMES HOLY IS PROBLEM CHILD YOUR PERSONAL STUDENT.
Nedzu smiling : smart boy very smart boy also very homicidal boy!
Teachers of UA :... Oh dear god we're fucked.