Bob - Blog Posts

Babe, waking up at 12 am: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

Babe, waking up at 9 am: IT’S STILL MY BIRTHDAY!!!

Webster: 👁👄👁

Liebgott: Webster, you arrogant slut.

Winters, on a hike with Easy Company: Wow, it’s so beautiful today! I love mother nature.

Nixon, next to him out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.

throwing one down for my homie beyb-😩✊

Shifty Powers as Artemis

forgive me for my sins 

Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.

Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.

Speirs: I've killed more people than I can count.

Speirs: Because I've killed a lot of people.

Speirs: Not because I can't count.

Neal posted this photo and I am absolutely losing it

A random dog on the street: *sneezes*

Lewis Nixon: I’m just saying, if we need to replace the furnace anyway, oh hang on - BLESS YOU!

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (133/?)

Shifty ♡

Webster: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Liebgott: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.

Doc Roe: I just want you to know that if you ever hurt Shifty, I will hunt you down.

Skinny: And do what?

Doc Roe: What?

Skinny: Hunt me down and do what?

Doc Roe: I will hunt you down, and… probably… explain how hurtful your actions were.

Babe: I can explain.

Roe: Can you?

Babe: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Luz: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

Webster: I am begging you to stop.

Perconte: Listen, kid-

O'Keefe: Please, call me O'Keefe!

Perconte: I'd really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

Luz: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Speirs: I do have a sense of humor you know

Luz: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Speirs : I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

Al Mampre, the last of WWII’s Easy Company (Band of Brothers) medics passed today at 97.

During his time in Holland he survived a shot from a sniper while tending to Lt. Bob Brewer.

“Like a… . mule kicked me in the leg,” he told the West Point Center for Oral History. “I looked back there, and it’s laid open right to the bone… .I gave myself a shot of morphine… . I didn’t want to go into shock.”

sorry if this has been posted before, but in Last Patrol Liebgott totally steals a Hershey bar while Luz gives Web that box

Lipton: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!

George: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

Penkala: FOUR MONTHS!

Malarkey: What's wrong with him?

Muck, holding back laughter: Just wait-

Penkala: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-

Ok so get this, inktober prompts but with band of brother characters.

ronnie ft. sharkboy

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.