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Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!
Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.
Sigma:
Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.
Fyodor: Why do I need to renew my ID? I’m still the same person.
Sigma: *Saw his past and power* Don’t fucking lie!
Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!
Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.
Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?
Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.
Sigma:
Nikolai: Bathroom.
Sigma: I don’t want people being subtle with me. If you want something from me then please say it.
Nikolai: I want to fuck you.
Sigma:
Sigma: Go back to being subtle. For my sanity…
Dazai: What’s better than having sex with me?
Kunikida: Sanity.
Sigma: My casino.
Chuuya: Wine.
Fyodor: Watching a sinner like you burn.
Atsushi: Not contracting every STD known to man.
Dazai:
Dazai: Damn Atsushi…
Sigma: What are you thinking about?
Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!
Sigma:
Nikolai: You asked~!
Sigma: Nikolai. Quick question; what are into?
Nikolai: Let’s see… Blood play, bondage, pet play, maybe impact as long as I’m doing it, maybe a bit of role play, why do you ask?
Sigma: *Horrified* I meant hobbies!
Nikolai: Oh! bird watching and magic tricks!
Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.
Sigma: Why is that?
Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.
Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.
Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.
Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!
Nikolai: *Meeting Sigma for the first time* Has Fyodor taught you about stranger danger or sexual harassment yet?
Sigma: No?
Nikolai: *grabs Sigma* PERFECT!
Nikolai: Congratulations! You’ve been promoted to missing person!
Sigma: Again!?
Nikolai: What do you mean again?! Who kidnapped you before me?!
Sigma: Nikolai, we are on the same team. Why are you sending bomb threats to the Casino!?
Nikolai: Because I miss you.
Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?
Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…
Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?
Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!
Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?
Nikolai: Let’s see…
*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*
Nikolai: I think I’m running low.
Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!
Sigma: I’ve been noticing that Pumpkin spice is popular around this time.
Nikolai: I mean it’s fine.
Sigma: I can understand coffee, desserts, soaps, and candles…
Nikolai: But?
Sigma: Now they put it in pastas and deodorant?
Nikolai: You forgot chloroform.
Sigma: What?
Should I do a headcanon of Sigma, Fyodor, and Nikolai as cats?
Sigma: Why did you drop a book on my head?
Nikolai: I wanted to see how sturdy your skull was.
I need to see the Decay of Angels in Halloween costumes. Preferably Sigma and Nikolai. Please this is a need to live.
Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?
Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.
Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…
We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?
Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.
Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….
Sigma: you need therapy.
Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.
Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.
Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.
Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?
Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?
Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.
Nikolai: *gasp*
Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.
Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.
Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.
Sigma: WHAT?!
Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.
Sigma: So what do we do now?
Nikolai: I have a solution.
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: You didn’t hear it!
Sigma: We are not killing him!
Nikolai: I wasn’t even going to suggest that!
Sigma: Then what?
Nikolai: We kidnap him then mutilate his corpse!
Sigma: What are you doing?
Nikolai: Fyodor put me in time out because I nailed Bram’s coffin shut with him inside it.
Sigma: Why?
Nikolai: I was bored. It was fun.
Sigma: What did you learn?
Nikolai: Bram is a snitch.
Sigma: I want to hear you say the words I want you to say.
Nikolai: I love you?
Sigma: No.
Nikolai: *Pouts* I’ll behave at the meeting and not try and kill Fyodor.
Sigma: Thank you.
Sigma: *hiding a knife behind his back* Nikolai. Can you handle eight inches?
Nikolai: I mean I can take Fedya just fine.
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: Forget what I said!