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Great now im thinking about wade smelling a bit too much like blood after a mission and Logan, whos in a playful mood, starts randomly stalking him. Im talking, eyes locked, head down, all fours kind of stalking. Slowly taking a step each time Wade looks away or blinks.

And its one of those scenes where Wade's GENUIENLY terrified. Starts off with him nervously laughing like "Haha- yeah. Funny, peanut... now stop it.... wolvie- Stop it... I said stop it!!" And he squeals and giggles because he loves playing with him but DAMN he's scary!!

Every instinct in wades body is screaming at him to run but he knows if he runs then Logan is gonna lock on and get his ass fr. So he tries to stand there, trying not to shake and tells him stop messing around. "S-stop! Wolvie quit it out! Youre gonna make me piss myself!" He tells him, wanting Logan to give up the bit, the game of hunting that he (one sidedly) decided they were playing.

Wade screaming and running away as fast as his legs will carry him, turning into a huge game of hide and seek in their tattered bloody suits. The people of New York are now used to watching Wade zoom down the street panicking while Logan is BOOKING it behind him like a wild cat, snarling.

He manages to find an abandoned building and tries to hide, silencing his breath and staying extremely still. But he forgot something. Logan can smell him. So, here's Wade, about to shit his pants and not giggle his head off because HOLY SHIT this is fun. And then there's a grown 200 year old man sniffing him out like a blood hound each time until he finally catches him, pouncing on him and sinking his claws and teeth into him, shaking him to the point Wade is screeching.

"Wait wait wAIT LOGAN!! Eeeeeehh!! No!! No, no bting- Ouch! Hey!! Stop that- OW! Aye!! Get your hands off me mist- EEEEHHH!! No!! Peanut I have ZERO nutritional value! Stop it! I'll tell santa!! YEOUCH!! THATS MY ARM YOU ASS HOLE!! Hey!!! Come back with that!"

With giggles, yelling, snarles, growls, and many...MANY blood sounds. Including ripping off his arm and running away with it like a dog stealing your sock.

By the end of the day, Logan is out cold, snoring in Wades lap and getting the best sleep of his life. Wade is also sleeping, sitting up and dreaming as his hand stays on Logan's curly head.

His other arm got hit by a car so now he has to regrow another.

Domesticated Wolverines still needed to hunt and maul once inawhile...

They do this once a month. It's enrichment for them both.

MY BLU-RAY'S ARRIVED!!!

I got the deadpool and wolverine steelbooks and they are beautiful, rewatching them tomorrow the second i get home!

Talked about it elsewhere, but I take your "Wade flirting with Logan and getting him flustered" and raise you, "Logan shamelessly and openly flirted with a taken woman he had known for all of five minutes. Once he realizes and accepts that he likes Wade, he's gonna be SO fucking forward and Wade freezes up because he didn't think he'd actually get this far"

They are coming home baby!

I am so excited (and yes i did get both because i am allowed to be financially irresponsible three times a year)

Oh to be a fly on the wall of Wade's appartment...

Wade would be the kind of dumbass to go: "Oh wow. I didn't think Logan wanted this level of

✨️Friendship ✨️

with me!" after Logan takes him on a romantic date, kisses him and tells him he loves Wade.

So, you know how Wolverines take down big prey like Reindeer - prey that is multiple times their size?

Imagine Logan going out one day in autumn or winter, Wade does not think anything of it since it's an everyday occurrence and then Logan comes back with a decapitated reindeer over his shoulder and giving it to Wade.

No comment at all, just a bloody Logan with a dead Reindeer standing in the kitchen expecting Wade to know what to do now.

According to Logan it's 'winter stock' and Wade just has to accept that.

After getting over the confusion, he thinks it's cute that Logan is trying to provide for them, but he also doesn't know what to do with all this meat he has now.

Well, he's certainly trying

They’re soulmates but one of them is infact trying to choke the other to death with the red string of fate tying them together

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

There is a possibility that we could be getting a domestic poolverine movie! Who else cheered??

*Wade and Logan visiting the X-Men*

Logan: *starts doing the kneading thing cats do, yes, claws included*

Wade immediately, grinning like a bastard: Aww, look at the little kitty! Are you feeling comfortable?

Logan: *glaring* I am not a cat

Cue all of the X-Men compiling a list of reasons as to why Logan is similar to a cat.

His hair looks like little cat ears - Scott

I mean, he does like sunbeams - Jean

He often behaves like cat, growling at people he does not like - Collossus

If he starts purring, I’m out - Laura

And many more..

Logan doesn't know of he should feel insulted or not. He decides to go pout in some hidden corner, but Wade keeps finding and distracting him; he can't stay mad at them for long.

Fuuuck

Please God whyyyy

I mean, October 22nd is already a long time to wait, but November 8th??

Anyways:

Yes, I am financially irresponsible enough to buy both.

Logan gets soon possessive over Wade's attention. He likes to act all unbothered, but the second Wade turns his attention to someone else, he glares at them and starts to pout.

Wade is always cracking jokes with everyone, but he's just a bit closer to Logan - saving the world together will do that to a guy - so he's a bit sweeter all around. Logan quickly realizes he wants nothing more than to be the centre of this guy's universe. I mean, he kind of is, seeing as he replaced the old anchor being, but that still isn't enough.

And like, at first, Logan can't even place the feeling. He thinks he either ate something wrong or just got annoyed at the lack of privacy but the second Wade tries to leave he gets all huffy like a ct who can't understand they can't be on your lap for 15 hours straight.

He also does everything to keep Wade from leaving. If that means he needs to start a fight with the merc or drag him to plans they have made (they haven't). He will do anything to keep Wade close.

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t have a dollar, I’d be broke but rich in irony.

So insane about the fact that the Deadpool steelbook had a bunch of Logans and the Wolverine one has a bunch of Deadpools, but they are standing next to each other anyways

I mean look at them.

Also I think it's funny how you don't see any dradpool more than twice but then there is mafia logan chilling there 4 times, we see you Wade

So insane about the fact that the Deadpool steelbook had a bunch of Logans and the Wolverine one has a bunch of Deadpools, but they are standing next to each other anyways

I mean look at them.

Also I think it's funny how you don't see any dradpool more than twice but then there is mafia logan chilling there 4 times, we see you Wade

TUMBLR PLEASE

I know I shouldn't find this so funny but it's fuckin 3 am and my humor has been lost

Touch-starved Logan x I have made it my personal mission to invade every bit of personal space you will ever have in you life Wade

I love the general consensus that Logan is a grumpy cat Wade pulled from a random.dumpster because it is such a good analogy.

Logan acts a lot like a cat and we all agree on that but the comparison between his universe and a dumpster is just *mwah* chef's kiss.

In his universe, Logan is at the bottom of society, a fallen hero ostracised by the people he used to protect (dumpster) and then one day Wade came and took him away, rescued him from the things that were opressing him. In this universe there is nobody that will call him a friend killer or make him responsible for the death of the X-Men because jere it didn't happen.

Of course it's a bit of a mind fuck but Holy shit. Logan's just been handed an entirely new chance at life...

Everyone always talks about Logan being protective over Wade - and sure, I love that too - but have we ever thought about protective Wade?

Someone insults Logan and Wade is at their throat immediately forcing them to apologise.

Logan gets hurt by someone (outside of a fight) and yes, Wade knows he can regenerate at a really fast rate, but he doesn't care. Logan gets a kiss on the head and a cartoon band-aid for his wound.

If he gets hurt emotionally (or just if Wade wants to) he will pick Logan up and carry him to any kind of cozy spot close to them, plop down and hug Logan till both of them feel better about it.

Jean/Scott/some X-Men that reminds Logan of his own universe: *tries to talk to Logan*

Wade: *carrying Logan away* Nuh uh.

Logan, not understanding how Wade can even pick him up: Fuck you mean Nuh uh !?

Look at them!!!

It's so sad that these are two different steelbooks and not one front and back.

Or posters - that would be cool too.

I might actually make the financially irresponsible decision to buy one for myself but I can't decide which one I would get :(

Waiting for October...

Saving this for future reference

helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with

A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)

Peanut

Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)

one anchor being (coming right up)

this sack of nuts

Peanut

you ape

you backstabbing son of a bitch

(I have) the wolverine

your majesty

Big yellow

my friend here

my boy (is WICKED strong)

thats my big boy

Mijo

Angelbaby

(owww) you fuck

(AH!) you dirty bitch

needle dick

Logan

Doctor Wolverine

(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one

You insensitive son of a bitch

The BEST wolverine

Peanut

you preening slut

logan...

aaand.... wolverine/logan in general

Log

peanut

Hugh

Logan? LOGAN?!?!

The guy with FORKS for hands?!

This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt

logan!

hairy little rettin?

little guy

comic accurate short king

cute witle wolvie

anchor being

PATCH!

the whole goddman package right there

the cavil-rine

sir (as in no, sir)

THE X-man

Wade: *struggling to carry the groceries up the stairs* (he packed the bags too full and stuff keeps falling out)

Logan: Need a hand bub?

Wade: *joking* You could carry me over the threshold

Logan: Sure. *picks him up bridal style and carries Wade up the stairs and into their flat*

Wade:

Different responses to: "Bite me"

Logan: *scoffing* You wish

Laura: *shows teeth*

Wade: *bites*

Wade : Hey Peter?

Peter : Yeah?

Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Peter :

Peter : ...What.

Peter : We need a distraction.

Matt : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Wade, whispering : My time has finally come.

Wade : How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Matt : Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Wade : But pink.

Peter : And it's hot.

Wade : PINK!

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

Wade : Pfft, you should meet Spidey, he's such a tsundere.

Logan : He... He just stabbed you.

Wade : So cute.

Foggy : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Peter Matt & Wade : Okay.

Foggy : If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Peter : Bold of you to assume I have money.

Matt : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Peter : Yeah that too.

Wade : Bold of you to assume I can die!

#RedTeam