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Personality analysis

MBTI: ENTP | INTP | ENTJ | INTJ | ENFP | INFP | ENFJ | INFJ | ESTP | ISTP | ESFP | ISFP | ESTJ | ISTJ | ESFJ | ISFJ

Enneagram: 1 | 1w9 | 1w2 | 2 | 2w1 | 2w3 | 3 | 3w2 | 3w4 | 4 | 4w3 | 4w5 | 5 | 5w4 | 5w6 | 6 | 6w5 | 6w7 | 7 | 7w6 | 7w8 | 8 | 8w7 | 8w9 | 9 | 9w8 | 9w1

Gender: Non-Binary (Any pronoun)

Sexuality: Queer

Pick 3 favorites: Root beer | milk |whiskey | vodka | wine | tea | coffee | absinthe | bourbon | coke | pepsi | mead | liquid jalepenos | grog | glogg | apple cider | water

Do you hold back from your dreams? yes | no | rarely | sometimes

Do you consider yourself succsessful? Sure I mean for a high schooler I’m doing pretty good.

Favorite season: spring | summer | fall | winter

Tattoos? yes | no

Piercings? yes | no

Food: spicy | spicy (not hot) | bland | eclectic | seafood | everything

Country: Hahaha, ‘Merica.

Is English your first language? yes | no| no, but am fluent

Best piece of advice you can offer: Stick to here an now, best not to worry about your past or future.

Best piece of advice you have received: Do not worry about what others talk about, if they chat about you, they must be too boring to talk about anything else. 

What movies make you cry? Literally E V E R Y movie. Love Simon really got me. PIXAR ENDS ME

Have you taken time to enjoy a glass of hot cider/other mulled drink this fall? yes | no

Are you sure you’re living the way you want? yes | no |

Pick two: suede | leather | satin | silk | polyester | cotton | wool | linen

Do you write? yes | no

What do you write? poetry | fiction | non fiction | speculative fiction | science fiction | biographies | notes | historical fiction | articles | research papers | n/a

What’s your aesthetic at this very moment? 90′s anime and cartoons, golden light, flowers mostly orange, space, mountains, the beach, freshly frosted cake, cats, and crystals.

What should you be doing right now? Anything besides filling one of these out. 

Are you going to do it after this poll? yes | no - I hope so.

What is a mindset you need to overcome? That I have to be better than others to be good enough, I never criticise people, but I sure a heckie criticise myself. 

Are you a "how could you possibly misunderstand me so thoroughly" NFP or a "how dare you know me at all" NFP

im so calm and normal but also if im misunderstood by people in a way i cannot control i will tear apart the fibers of the universe

I am so sorry for not putting ESTJ, ISTJ and ESTP, but there was only space for 12!!!!

You can always comment if you like any of those three with INTP.

Personally I don't think they will work out with INTP (as an INTP myself, I am not fond of people with those types that much....so)

An INTP view of life: Part 3

ENFP: what if we press both the accelerator and the break at the same time?

INTP: the car takes a screenshot, you want to see?

ENFP: yes :)

ESTJ: Get the fuck out of my car, both of you.

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INTJ: do you hate it that people are calling us the "sociopathic twins"?

INTP: Not really, it makes us seem even more unapproachable and intimidating. Look at the bright side, everyone will avoid us and leave us alone!!!

INTJ: that's true. I would actually prefer that. Look ENTP and ENTJ are fighting again, want some popcorn?

INTP: *HIGH FIVES*

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ISFP: How do I tell my crush I like them?

INTP: is your crush someone you think is out of your league?

ISFP: yeah....I think so

INTP: don't worry, tell them you like them and if they turn you down I have booked flight tickets for you to move to another country.

ISFP:....should I not be worried?

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ESTP: hey, I heard you are a chemistry student.

INTP: let me guess you are wondering if I have a meth lab in my basement

ESTP: Of course not, I am not accusing you of that!

INTP: *leans in* My prices are fixed, 50% off for a six months subscription.

ESTP: I like your attitude!

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MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:

ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone

ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes

ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke

ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem

ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time

INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day

ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you

INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you

ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies

ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't

ISTP: just too cool

INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out

ESTP: fights with you for fun

ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain

ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell

INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with

16 personalities on Valentine's day:

ENFJ: outside the house of S.O/Crush and telling them they love them with a bunch of gifts

INFJ: shyly giving their S.O a poem they wrote about them

ISFJ: making home made goodies to give to their S.O and spending time with them

ESFJ: gives "I love you" cookies to random lonely looking strangers

ISFP: confessing to their crush with a backup plan to move to another country if they got rejected

INFP: celebrating the day by reading fan fiction on their favourite characters

ISTP: does not care, unless they do, then making their S.O's day by showing affection

ESTP: is celebrating Valentine's day everyday

ESTJ: finds out it's Valentine's day at late night when their S.O is mad at them

ENTJ: takes S.O on an elegant dinner and tries to be as nice as possible

ISTJ: sends a "happy Valentine's day" message to S.O hoping that's all they got to do

INTJ: "look at them. They're holding hands. I want them dead"

ESFP: a Valentine's day themed party that's open to everyone

ENFP: goes out on a roadtrip with S.O and does all the things they want

ENTP: refuses to take or give gifts to S.O by saying "Valentine's day is a capitalistic holiday that's celebrated so that multinational companies can make a ton of money out of people's love for eachother"

INTP: what do you mean by "Happy Valentine's day" are you saying today is St. Valentine's birthday? I told you I am not interested in theology----

I CAN SEE IT RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES.

INFJ: Let’s slow dance.

ENFP: [does the macarena at ¼ speed]

She’s got a smile to light up the room.

The Analysts decided it’s time to go out in style.

i've taken the mbti test a couple times and everytime i've taken it ive gotten either infp or enfp and i just can't believe how much i relate to almost every character that fall under either of those

I can’t believe people don’t know how cognitive functions work

Ti=titanium

Te=tellurium

Ne=neon

Ni=nickel

Se=selenium

Si=silicon

Fe=iron

Fi=...Fi

so if you’re INTJ your stacking is Nickel Tellurium Fi Selenium

Get it right people 

simple (?) definitions of the functions

Edit: I made some changes (they are in italics)

Without a basic knowledge of the cognitive functions, it can be extremely hard to understand mbti. Here are the simplified definitions of the functions:

Ne (extroverted intuition): this function spreads intuition/ideas externally. The main thing Ne values is possibility. Ne wants to understand the dozens of ideas that stem from one event. It does not like to stick to one idea.

ex: when it sees a flower, it comes up with dozens of flower designs of its own. It thinks of all the possibility the flower can look like, thought Ne does not care if it is practical (or considered a “good” idea). 

Ni (introverted intuition): this function forges an intuitive idea internally. Ni takes information in and thinks of one idea, one insight, on possibility. Like Ne, Ni is focused on what might be possible, not on what is tangible. It wants to dive deeper into the “truth” to find a secret meaning/contradiction.

Ex: when it sees dozens of flowers, it comes up with its own design of a flower. Unlike Ne, Ni takes its time to analyze the depth of one specific idea. Ne does not care much about the accuracy and worth of its ideas (it values possibilities more), while Ni wants its idea to be valuable.

Se (extroverted sensing): this function is focused on the external physical world around it. Se is focused on the present and what is happening in the moment. Like Si, it is focused on the small tangible details. Se is a fairly direct and objective function. It does not like to meddle with hypotheticals and theories (this does not mean Se is unintellectual). This function is a kinesthetic learner and likes to meddle with its environment.

Ex: when it sees a flower, it simply, well, sees it. It's a concrete object that has no other poetic meaning to it. 

Si (introverted sensing): this function is focused on the real world in its head/internally. Si is oriented towards the past, towards repetition. It makes decisions based on how similar events in the past enrolled. Si values predictability (not necessarily tradition).

Ex: when it sees a flower, it remembers how the flower connects to past sensory details and it stores the details of the flower in its head for further use in the future.

Fi (introverted feeling): this function is focused on its own internal moral code/philosophy. It makes decisions based on how moral the situation is based on its own feelings and values. Fi is often seen as the function that wants to be authentic because it is concerned if the current situation/its decision aligns with its personal values.

Ex: when Fi gives gifts to other people, it contemplates on what gift it would like/value. Fi also analyzes how the gift would be valuable according to the person’s inner feelings and beliefs.

Fe (extroverted feeling): this function is focused on the external moral code. It is concerned if its actions align with external beliefs and ethnics. Fe makes decisions based on what the majority values. It is aware of how its actions will impact/meddle with the emotional state of other people*. Unlike Fi, Fe believes ethics are not decided by itself. Fe is objective, like Te. 

*Though other functions might have this ability, Fe knows how other people feel on a “deeper level” and it is confident in its ability to do so (just like how Fi is confident in its ability to analyze its own beliefs). For example, Te might be able to analyze emotions on a surface level, but it has trouble understanding the emotions of others on an in-depth level. Plus, Te is not concerned with the emotional environment.*

Ex: when Fe gives gifts to other people, it gives gifts based on what the majority believes is the best gift.

Ti (introverted thinking): this function is focused on the logical world internally. It forges its own logical claims, reasoning and conclusions. Ti is mainly concerned with the internal consistency and analysis of one thing, rather than external evidence that supports it. Inductive reasoning. “The ball will fall because I’ve seen the same ball fall down multiple times, therefore it will fall down this time.” Ti cannot understand how one thing can contradict its own “rule”.

Ex: when Ti gives gifts, it forms an analysis on what gift would be the most beneficial based on the patterns and observations it witnesses.

Te (extroverted thinking): this function is focused on the external world of logic. It is focused on data, evidence and facts from the outside world. It is focused on if something is practical/aligns with external rules and principles. It analyzes things based on how it relates to similar external logical principles. “This ball will fall because I’ve seen other rubber balls like this fall, so it is logical to assume that this one will fall.” Deductive reasoning. Te cannot understand how one thing can contradict the “universal rule”.

Ex: when Te gives gifts, it analyzes what is the most beneficial gift by evaluating the already the existing/assumed benefits each gift option has and picks the gift with the best benefits.

mbti as bugs?

intj: mosquito (I’m sorry)(it’s actually because mosquitoes are secretly scientific masterminds)

intp: spider

entj: praying mantis

entp: cockroach

infj: dragonfly

infp: butterfly

enfj: honeybee

enfp: bumblebee

istj: earthworm

isfj: snail

estj: wasp

esfj: ant

istp: beetle

istp: ladybug

estp: flea or ticks

esfp: fly

Things about you that contrast every stereotype of your MBTI type

(and in general are extremely unlike your type)

Vs

Most stereotypical traits of your's

I'll start:

ESTP (7w6)

Unstereotypical:

I wrote fanfiction, had a phase in which i doodled everyday. Have had one relationship so far, don't drink alcohol and the last time i was at a party was more than a year ago. I also hate team sports with a passion. I love learning new languages and am a total TV show nerd.I also binge watch. Also I have never been in a physical fight. Lmao . Btw i also love to have philosophical conversations with special people and am generally attuned with analyzing my dreams and the meaning behind them. I usually take a lot of time to make friends (real friends).

VS

Stereotypical:

I love the gym , calisthenics etc. I love cars and traveling, and exploring new places with a passion. I generally prefer being outdoors to indoors. I like camping and sometimes am a adrenaline junkie.

✨About me✨

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Spotify Pinterest

🪐js call me Jo 🪐minor, don't be weird 🪐enfp <3 🪐she/her 🪐straight 🪐pls, pls, pls feel free to message me, I need friends 🪐also pls don‘t ask for donations 🪐 tags: #the clown has spoken - I give my opinion on stuff 🪐sideblog: @the-local-ms-brownstone - movie stuff ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Fav bands 🪐Guns N'Roses 🪐My Chemical Romance 🪐Hanoi Rocks 🪐Queen 🪐Panic! At The Disco 🪐Def Leppard 🪐Vixen 🪐The Clash 🪐Sex Pistols 🪐The Strokes 🪐Mötley Crüe 🪐Kiss 🪐Aerosmith 🪐The Cure 🪐Bon Jovi 🪐Cinderella 🪐Led Zeppelin 🪐and lots more... ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Hobbies 🪐playing guitar 🪐playing bass 🪐workout 🪐listening to music 🪐drawing/painting 🪐cutting/dyeing hair 🪐creative stuff I won't finish in 10 years ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Shows/movies 🪐Young Sheldon 🪐The Dirt 🪐Dead Poets Society 🪐Night At The Museum 🪐Life of Brian 🪐Diary of a Wimpy Kid 🪐The Lost Boys 🪐the breakfast club 🪐St. Elmo's Fire 🪐All Quiet On The Western Front 🪐i probably just don't recall watching a lot of movies

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ fuck off if you are

🪐pro Trump 🪐pro afd 🪐transphobic 🪐homophobic 🪐racist 🪐someone who wears band shirts without knowing the band

”Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean any of it. I just got too lonely“

So obv INFJ hearts ENTP, which is great but I was wondering - do you have any other mbti ships you like? Don’t hold back I can take it (the real question is… can THEY?) lmao

Aaaah, good question!

I probably have a disappointing answer *_*

I guess I don’t really ship other MBTI types because I don’t have any personal experience with them or know anyone else who does.

I particularly love MBTI stuff when I can match it up with an actual person or experience. (Eg, I’m an INFJ and my partner is an ENTP. Most of what I read about INFJ x ENTP is crazy funny/accurate, at least in describing my relationship with ENTP. Particularly the theme that ENTP is the only type that can climb INFJ's walls or bounce back from a door slam. I literally "door slammed" ENTP ten years ago and seven years later he just showed up out of nowhere like “Aaayyy....btw, I love you” and we've been together ever since, lol.)

...but I DO have an INTJ friend who I’m pretty sure would be stupidly happy with an ENFP friend of mine (if INTJ ever wanted to stop brooding in solitude, which seems…unlikely) so I guess that might be the other one!

I definitely do NOT ship INFJ x INTJ (it's not a popular one but I've seen it occasionally). I fully admit this is entirely based off a horrible relationship I had with a (different) INTJ in the past. I just don't think INFJ auxiliary Fe works well with INTJ tertiary Fi. But that's another story for another day. (Not saying it's impossible. Just expressing my personal experience was a dumpster fire of epic proportions, lol.)

I FEEL SO ALIVE TODAY YET THERE IS A PART OF ME THAT FEELS DEAD. KIND OF

Sunbeams swam across the horizon, but you nurtured a pounding wound inside your chest. You just walked away, but could barely stretch your fists at them. No you were not kind ,you were agonized. You eventually learnt to grow flowers in your eyes and creepers in your ribs and kept rowing through the same eras our ancients trailed.

Her Schrödinger's Cat, Seventh Insight

Serenity does not exist alone. It will always be entwined with imperceptible emptiness and precarious moments leaving you in front of a spindle. The battle of possibilities and choices conceive our smiles and tears. So next time if your nightmare knocks at your door, make sure to kiss its forehead.

Her Schrödinger's cat, Fourth Insight.

I wish you a place kinder than your past where fairies dwell and place smiling flowers within the shimmering hair of yours.I wish you love as sweet as nectar which percolates down in every lane of your heart and the sunbeams ask for your little assistance in lightening up the souls of every earthling.

- Her Schrödinger's Cat, Second Insight

A dream entangled with myriad dreams! And the souls tracing their string from the lanes of past lives.

Come my love, we'll dance till our feets no longer touch the ground.

-epiphany

To walk down the night through the stars, just to melt in the mellow morning beams, peeping out through the fog!

-epiphany

“It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing. It doesn’t interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive.”

— Oriah Mountain Dreamer

ENFP:

1.Singing

2.Painting

3.Hiking

4.Cooking

5.Puzzles

Reblog with your MBTI type and top 5 hobbies, please, I’m really curious.

INTJ:

1. Reading

2. Science

3. Astrology

4. Poker

5. Sewing