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au where instead of felix and locus there’s the meta and wash and everything is terrible because I just really miss the meta. also EVA armor

Hey, it's a legitimate reason for not getting off the couch in my family. "Can't move- catted."

I always imagine this happening to Wash and either Carolina or Maine just walk over like “get up” and he just points to the cat like “i cANT now shush it’s sleeping”

The face may not be perfect, but still, that's pretty gorgeous.

eh. sometimes i get carried away with doodles.

an au tucker maybe? idk.

faces are hard. T^T

is this inside out

What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection

Wash:

Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks

ok ive always had this hc where like gene and surge had the opposite relationship of simmons and sarge, like simmons is desperately holding onto sarge as a potential father figure whilst surge see's gene as a son and genes like those angsty teens whos like "omg surge stop embarrassing me"

how long has this been in my drafts.

People will say they're red team fans but they really just mean they like grimmons. Are you a true red? Do you love that gay boy? Do you adore that spanish robot? Do you wanna fuck that old man?

hauntingly beautiful video my friend max took of gmod donut (me) floating away on a piano while trying to play dire dire docks from mario 64

yknow sarge didn't go "hrrk blegh" when he died so maybe we're supposed to take this as a sign that he didn't actually die and somehow got out of there without the others knowing. I know they buried the body but maybe he was just really good at holding his breath

the way i had to rewind/rewatch any scene the love of my life (epsilon) was in was crazy. ohhh my god when he did his little pose??? my jaw dropped. his video??? a fucking masterpiece. i would die for that AI he's literally everything to me

Epsilon: how are we feeling about this one chat?

Delta: please do not call us that

just truly phenomenal stuff y'know.

still so upset i have an ap exam on the day restoration drops. do u hate me collegeboard?? may 7th is supposed to be a day of joy and whimsy.... gonna have too much epsilon on the brain to get even a 3 on this shit

the people asked and i have answered!!! here is the full slideshow for my rvb game show thing, hope y'all like it

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RED VS BLUE TRIVIA (all entirely accurate btw rooster teeth told me so) by riffraffly

throwback to the fuckass rvb game show slides i made my friends play last year

started rewatching rvb again , caboose doodle to celebrate

i hope rvb19 confirms grimmons and then kills them both. go big or go home.

leaked promotional image for rvb19

Your honor I love him

parasitism tonite? 👀

they should make chucker canon instead of grimmons just to throw everyone off

Everybody here knows about Tucker, they say he's a bad mother-

people who are already fear mongering that restoration might be bad are fake fans and can also be hurled into a volcano

Okay seriously one final rvb thought before I disappear into the night but I really, truly, genuinely hope there aren't any face reveals. For real real, not for play play. Those helmets better stay ON for the heartfelt moment of closure between Tucker & Church/Epsilon that's been building up since the very first season before Epsilon is actually deleted for good in the end AND the graphic 16 minute uncut grimmons sex scene-

I've uploaded the first 11 seasons of Red vs Blue (in the complete episode format, compiling all episodes of each season into season-wide features) to this drive so it can safely be watched for free at any time, since I worry that we will soon no longer easily have access to the show in light of recent events. I'm working towards finding and downloading seasons 12-15 as well

Edit: I've uploaded everything I wanted to!

Seasons 1-15 are all up on the drive now.

14 is in two parts, while 15 alone is in an episodic format. Feel free to reply to this post if you have any queries or questions

simmons has sarge’s shotgun in the blood gulch scenes in the trailer guys are we doomed yes or yes

I feel like someone will die

I'm sorry I keep being a hater I promise I'm done for now lol. Season 19 bingo but only the worst possible things (mostly my personal fears)

Main character death does not include Church because. Come on.