Shouta Aizawa - Blog Posts

Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it

Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

“Okay, I know Midoriya has the entertainment level of crack cocaine but it’ll be easier on my mental health if everyone ignores him. I’m begging here.” – Aizawa

Apparition : https://archiveofourown.org/works/23396779 I'd really like to say I think this is really neat 🤗

Shouta: Hey Kid can I get a sip of your water? Vigilante Izuku: It's not water. Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar. Shouta: Wh-Wha- Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar, COWARD.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Shouta: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife. Vigilante Izuku: That's why I carry two knives.

Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.

Tsukauchi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Sansa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Tsukauchi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Nezu: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Tsukauchi:

Tsukauchi: I appreciate it,

Tsukauchi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Shouta: Tsukauchi-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hizashi: Tsukauchi we gotta-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Tsukauchi, motioning to Vigilante Izuku: NOT FUCKING THIS

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

Shouta: How did none of you hear what I just said? Shoto: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Izuku: I got distracted about halfway through. Katsuki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*

Shouta: Can you keep a secret? Vigilnate Izuku: Do you know anything about my life? Shouta: No I do not. Good point.

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.