Latest Posts by gigatron-the-wise - Page 5

Hey so like whoever put this ad on tumblr (which I’m pretty sure is not satire) is going to be skinned alive in 3-5 business days because what the Hell

This is a billion times worse than the Hyundai ad that keeps popping up on my feed that opens another tab in my safari every time I try to scroll past it

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

I saw Will Wood live and he admitted to being disappointed by smut written about him bc they described his dick as “just okay” or some shit like that

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Not to oversimplify the human experience but I think a lot of couples that get divorced are being way too dramatic like…

I get it if something really terrible happened why you guys would be trying to ruin each other’s lives but if you guys just Don’t Like Each Other and it simply Isn’t Working Out then

CALM DOWN and just move on????? I know the government makes divorce hard but then get mad at the government and other systems that make divorce hard and not each other????

Again not trying to belittle or oversimplify but—

Happy Macklemore Sunday

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

Goon to whatever you want but if I end up being pigeonholed into writing YA for the rest of my life bc I can’t write good smut then I will personally come to each booktok personality’s house and kink shame them

I have gripes with booktok for publishing industry reasons but I could give a shit what women are cranking it to. I've seen what dudes jerk off to. May a thousand flowers goon, as far as I'm concerned.

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

Algorithms are funny to me bc I liked ONE (☝️) House MD post and suddenly my feed is flooded with them but I do my damndest to scroll quickly past every self absorbed fanfiction writer and there’s still SO MANY OF THEM on my screen I hate it here

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

I want to send this to my mom because she would have no idea what any of these words mean

Writing another Drake and josh scream au with smth like gale/Dewey romance from the movies, it's subtle but it there's ykwim. (I say writing, I'm really just planning this in my head until I get my computer)

No cause after the first few posts I saw about it I went to the tag to figure out what was going on and all the top posts were so vague or complaining about it like WHAT HAPPENED

i’m sorry i’m breaking my silence.

i am annoyed by the will wood hair war.

it takes up like the ENTIRE will wood tag at any given time of the day. it was funny for like a week and now it’s just lowk annoying

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

Since pro ai people don’t listen to the whole “ai is ruining creativity and critical thinking” I have come up with something (as a creative writing student):

“While the use of AI has some theoretically promising applications, because of what I want to do with my education I find it important to learn how to work through problems/projects/whatever using a bare-bones, unaided approach before implementing technology that, in theory, could help me. If I don’t know how to do (the thing that applies to your situation) without ai then ai wouldn’t actually help me in the long run”

Plus from a harsher standpoint: “how tf am I supposed to get a job in my field and actually know what’s going on if I use ai instead of applying critical thinking skills…my ass is gonna get fired a year in because fundamental parts of my education have been replaced by using ai to find the answers for me”

Hope this helps (genuine)

im soon gonna start a new class with a professor ive already had whom i know is pro ai and actively uses it. when i tell her i don't want her to include ai in my education ik she's gonna ask why and i know why but i need some actual structured arguments that'll sound good to a university professor and not just me screaming in her face for ten minutes so please help a gal out. she would've told me to ask ai for this but i will never and instead venture to mankind's most reliable source: strangers on the internet

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

“Jet skis are a gift from god” my good man what the FUCK does that mean????? Are you a cocaine dealer???? Can I have some????

i was born in the right era, i love dying my hair and listening to will wood and being a faggot

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

So I’ve been losing my goddamn mind lately and at first I thought it was really cringe and kept calling myself a “Taylor Swift fan but worse” but now I realize that I was simply Too Depressed as a 13 year old girl to queen out about things and now that I am a Slightly Less Depressed 22 year old man I am just…doing what I was supposed to do years ago

When is it my turn

I missed you

a wonderful ao3 author note

I am s o tired of trying to scroll past this stupid Hyundai advertisement because I see it every four posts and every time it tries to open a new tab in my safari so when I try to google the most efficient way to get my dog to stfu I am instead confronted with 27 tabs of the same Korean ad campaign

L EAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Putting “student” as your job on forms is just another way of saying you are not only currently unemployed, but will continue to be unemployed in the future

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

Absolute yapper‼️‼️