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The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.

Gus: (sees Mira)

Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…

Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.

Therapy not working. Need to kill someone.

Santa Barbara's insanest polycule

I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

Henry: If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?

Shawn: Dad, you've met my friends. Gus wouldn't set foot near a bridge without a parachute, Jules has too much of a will to live and Lassie would push me off before I got a chance to jump.

carlton lassiter definitely has a sign at his house that says “trespassers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.”

it is also specifically addressed to a certain psychic detective who keeps showing up uninvited, bearing gifts of pineapples, despite the increasingly growing number of signs which don’t seem to do anything.

absolutely love how in High Noon-ish when shawn and gus are trapped in the cave, there are multiple shovels and pickaxes just lying around, yet gus’ first thought is to tunnel his way out with a spoon

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

I just think this post is very them

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

shawn & gus as patients of the week in ppth. house &shawn are having a deductive-reasoning-off & gus & foreman & chase are just watching each other & gus is doing his little thing where he tries to look very dignified but he was just intrduced as DJ Sizzl in m'Gutz (3 z's)

just to give yall an updated reminder about lassie’s lists:

this is his grocery/task list he gave to o’hara to do for him while he was recovering 😔

anyways for ur viewing pleasure:

Psych 2: Lassie Come Home

this is just my thoughts when looking thru! add ur thoughts!

bugs when u lift up a rock

Planets according to Stargate:

Desert

Vancouver

Inside

There’s a fun game that team red like to play called suit roulette were they each traded suits for a week and have to fight the others villains.

Spider-Man’s villains are all highly concerned and keep asking if he’s ok cause Matt just isn’t talking at all and they are used to banter

Peter has managed to make friends with a bunch of Deadpool’s villains after chatting with them and promising not to kill them if they stopped being ‘bad guys’ because it’s ‘just not cool anymore’

And Daredevils villains are just all ducking confused at why the hell he’s not even fighting back (Wade is literally just standing there letting them stab and shoot him whilst chatting about his life- he’s using them as free therapy)

Some of Shawn Spencer's old jobs

Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)

Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...

Lifeguard, San Pedro, CA (1994-1995)

Desk Clerk at Hampton Inn, Austin, TX (1995-1996)

Construction of Mardi Gras Parade Floats, Algiers, LA (1997-1998)

Water Ski Instructor, Silverton, CO (1998-1999)

Constituent Relations, El Paso, TX (1999)

Concession Vendor at Turner Field, Atlanta, GA (July 9-12, 2000)

Mystery Shopper, Santa Barbara (2000-2001)

Concessions Vendor at Safeco Field, Seattle, WA (July 8-12, 2001)

Driver, Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, Madison, WI (2001-2002)

Concession Vendor at Miller Park, Milwaukee, AI (July 8-11, 2002)

Tour Guide at Graceland, Memphis, TN (2002)

Christmas Light Hanger, Santa Barbara, CA (2002)

Event Planner, Santa Barbara, CA (2003)

Concessions Vendor at Cellular Field, Chicago, IL (July 12-16, 2003)

Raft Guide, San Jose, Costa Rica (2003-2004)

Concessions Vendor at Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX (July 11-16, 2004)

Customer Service for Ben and Jerry's, Burlington, VT (2004)

Foot and Ankle model, Seattle, WA (2005)

Concessions Vendor at Comerica Park, Detroit, MI (July 10-15, 2005)

English Teacher, Kho Samui Thailand (2005)

Assistant Chair for Yacht Racing, Newport Beach, CA (2006)

Psych (2006)

We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina

Vick: Just tell me what happened.

Gus: Shawn stole my thesaurus!

Shawn: He peddles falsehoods.

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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New mood just dropped: Gus standing uncomfortably in the background while Shawn and Lassiter… manhandle each other?

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.📻🔥🧑‍⚖️)

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Shawn: Well, while you guys were over there being boring, I made us a theme song with my theramin!

Shawn: *plays a few opening notes*

Lassiter: *grabs it and tosses it into the middle distance*

Shawn: Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good pocket theramin?

Lassiter: Oh, I’m counting on it

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Juliet: what’s a word stronger than ‘hot’?

Lassiter: ‘scalding’

Gus: ‘sultry’– no no, ‘torrid’

Shawn: ‘Shawn’

———

*during season 1 episode 12*

Shawn: If it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit

I know Lassiter would like to think he’s reasonable, serious, and normal but his life to anyone else’s ears sounds so wacky and full of hijinks

We can bring up the small things like the fact he reenacts war battles, has mommy and daddy issues, or had a fling with a colleague, but there is also the facts that he works with a psychic, has so many guns in his house the police couldn’t find them all, had gotten in a relationship with a woman who is in jail after her brother tried to steal his blood, tap dances to relax and solve murders, set up a bomb on a car as a distraction for the mentioned psychic, has a murder- I mean suspect board in his own home, would plant evidence on his ex-wife’s new boyfriend, is pansexual, has encouraged his colleague to breakup with the twice previously mentioned psychic, has offered to set up that colleague with another woman in prison, refused to tell anyone about extreme amounts of blood loss, went fishing with Henry Spencer, has shot at a donut mascot after being drugged, gave colleague and psychic knives (not of the kitchen variety) as a housewarming gift, threw himself a party (banner included) for solving a case, cut the umbilical cord off of his boss’s baby, has chased previously mentioned psychic’s best friend through his apartment building with a sword after once again being drugged, immediately assumed he slept with the coroner, psychic, and psychic’s best friend after waking up from a night of drinking spooning the coroner, has gotten the nickname detective dipstick, is definitely a conspiracy theorist in a government cover up and apocalyptic kind of way, has the most glorious chest hair (not really relevant but I just want to bring it up), and is weird about his car.

I want to implant Shawn and Gus into every media I watch they just have that immense power to seamlessly fit in and inevitably elevate whatever is going on. it literally wouldn't matter it could be a post-apocalyptic wasteland and Shawn would still show up at the survivor camp wearing shades drinking from a pineapple like "wow this place is sadder than Gus's dating life in high school" and Gus would be all "the water here isn't even being boiled properly Shawn. I'm not staying at this camp I will not be getting dysentery I'm already fighting my sciatica flare-up" and all the people at the camp would be like "what the actual fuck" as Shawn and Gus walk off bickering into the distance and disappear

polyamory was invented in 1969 by kirk, spock, and mccoy, and their only true successors are the leverage ot3 and whatever the fuck psych had going on

SG-1 + text posts pt 4

a meme

bonus:

Leverage 4x17- "The Radio Job"

Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure!

Hardison: *grabs Eliot next to him and holds him tightly against his chest*

Hardison: Do you feel secure?

Eliot: I will hit you.