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"We are two, brainless himbos trying to survive in this economy." - Daniel Howell

hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

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In conclusion, I am dead

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“...honestly, we’re very thankful that the world is in a place right now where we both could have been so vulnerable and it was accepting.” - Daniel Howell, Attitude Magazine

remake of my old gifset

dan: I vow to be your companion through every phase of our lives and to cherish you as my eternal consolation prize. Even at our worst, I vow to never leave your side as my tretoureas soul is a mere extension of yours...even if souls aren't real. You are my partner, my lover, my very best friend, my arch nemesis, my heart, my soul. And on this day I pledge to give you my all because it's yours anyway. Since even the darkest corners of my heart string and pull at the beat of your heart.

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

pov your rich gay uncles lecture you

i love that dan compares them to two turtles staring into the sunset and says phil is such a natural part of his life that he feels like a piece of furniture in his house but when WE make a cute little post about them being the eclipse and the solar flare he gives us crap about it

like babe the call is coming from inside the house

dude, can you play a song with a fucking danandphilbeat?

This is too true

trying so hard to resist the urge to go back to sleep to pass time to see if dip n pip upload

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

referring to dan as just a fan of amazingphil is so funny and i think we should all keep doing it

i can't help but laugh any time dan calls the two of them friends because it always seems to stand out more in his sentance like he's bringing attention to it but not like he used to before they came out where he was really trying to sell that they were just friends but now it's like he's commiting to the bit as strongly as he can and is having too much fun with it

After they hard launch they’re going to fucking react to phan proof vids

sometimes i’m trying to fall asleep and my brain is like “and this is when, through the magic of the internet, i met phil. and obviously we were more than friends. this is someone that genuinely liked me. i trusted them. and for the first time since i was a tiny child, i actually felt safe. and the relationship we formed at that point was something that i needed in my life. we are real best friends, companions through life, like actual soulmates, not that souls are a real thing that exist. it’s so lucky to just find someone you can be that compatible with and especially to anyone that has experienced the kind of self-hatred that i have dealt with, one person accepting you can make all the difference.”

dan & phil + the sims 4 [1/?]

DnP playing a drinking board game with liquorice and soups should not be that hilarious. Just!! I had to pause the video approximately twice a minute just to take in the next hilarious thing that they said. SO many innuendos. Phil doing it on purpose for sure, glint in his eye as he was watching with glee as Dan struggled to consume liquorice, not even stopping when Dan tried to wave him off. Dan the cougar with the animal print and Phil with the blond hair, blue eyes combo. Getting use out of their left-over New Years cups. Repeat of Phil really struggling with soups (they are evil when lumpy and cold, Phil, I feel for you). Dan's hatred for liquorice (though that drink must have been toxic levels, so fair for that but not the salted liquorice because that's also a loved sweet here in Denmark as well as Sweden). Phil handing Dan the black piece instantly and choosing blue for himself. The mug with the whiskers (deep nostalgia). All of the little mini games where they're fighting so intensely, stumbling over their words and almost spilling drinks. The banana video censored and Dan hiding behind the board game packaging. Dan joking if Phil slept with the bearded ginger and Phil's lil shut up huffed out through laughter. Dan comparing himself to a hippo needing a bird to pick out stuff between his teeth, TILTING his head jokingly towards Phil as if he should be the bird and just go to town (no words for this, they are insane!). The secret draft thing (birthday related?)! The Phil can't have chocolate, so don't make that type of cake pls, mum. The sheer drama of their dice rolling and Phil threatening to leave or stick some authority on Dan about seven times. Phil being so brave and actually drinking that horrible concoction (though Dan protecting the sealz <3). The little iPhone videos put in, clearly of them just fumbling around. The sheer laughter and smiling and joy that was all throughout the video, even as they were suffering with their drinks/foods. They are just so gay and I don't even dare tally up all of the innuendos. I feel like I need an immediate rewatch. They are just so entertaining and funny and feeling themselves and it's contagious and I love them and they've come so far and this is the longest sentence ever but that's okay because none of this is meant to be pretty or nice, it's meant to just express my love for these two insane dorks that have made videos for us for like 15 years at this point. Anyway, I'm clearly completely chill. Great video, guys.

I know, I know I’m hilarious

staring at the DanAndPhilGAMES channel waiting for a new video to appear

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

Original post that inspired this is by @legalizecatboyz

saw the post and couldn’t stop myself from drawing dan and phil as silly little clowns

(edit: this is the original post that was then reposted to twitter which was then seen by dan and phil)

trying to explain my relationship with dnp to my partner who’s never watched them makes me sound SO crazy. like, they are my dads and my best friends. i know too much about them while they know nothing about me… whattt is SO hard to understand

the actual reason theyre not gonna play the ultimate date night game is frankly none of the questions are new information. "who's most likely to audition for a reality show" idk ask mr gnu over there. "tell your partner your honest first opinion" blah blah poundland anthony padilla etc. "who initiated the first kiss"well. "what mannerisms do they have that you notice" he'll bring up tongue laugh and claw thing. and et cetera et cetera