Latest Posts by wh1spic - Page 3

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.

I found out today that i am the exact height of 5 party size Doritos Bags.

To be honest, us left wingers need to find safer place. If I were you guys, I will probably just find safer place to another country if trump has taken over America… I promise someday, this cult will not going to last, I promise, they will hate him after he has manipulated them. I’m sorry if you all had to deal with this, I encourage you all take care of yourselves and stay away from people who are opposites of you soon as possible. I hope I can help you, but I try my best!

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guys i have a STAGE 1 psychology assignment due in 18 hours about Examining the Impact of AI on Brain Structures and Functioning. psychology says I need about 9 hours of sleep. school starts in 11 hours but I cannot sleep cause I have a drama performance tomorrow so I wont be able to submit it regardless.

anyway. what is more important? sleep or finishing the assignment with the knowledge you know have.

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Shouta: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife. Vigilante Izuku: That's why I carry two knives.

Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.

I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"

id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Izuku: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Its time to watch bluey again instead of talking to my psychologist.

Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping

I dont live in the USA but right now I want to do nothing more then wrap everyone who is going to lose their rights from this in a massive hug and just never let go. the world has watched this debate and as an Australian, I can say that everyone I know is standing by you. anyone who jokes about this can go fuck themselves. none of you deserved this, and my DMs are open to anyone who needs to talk.

Non-Americans who find themselves wanting to jokingly “weigh in” on what’s happening here in the United States…if you have anything other than good vibe or prayer or something other than “aRE GuyZ oKaY?!” to offer then shut the fuck up. This is real fucking shit.

Black people, people of color, queer people, trans people, women, immigrants, and pretty anyone who is not a white male are on the chopping block for the next four years if we don’t stay locked in and intervene at every attempt to silence and oppress these groups.

Real shit. So think about that when you decide to jokingly ask a question you already know the fucking answer to.

I'm sorry Australia. I didn't vote for him. I'm so sorry my stupid country has become fascist.

the fact that you didnt want this to happen means that its not your fault. while I may not be happy that trump won, I do not blame those who didn't vote for him. i blame the corruption that runs through so many country. i blame those who want to control others with no empathy for them. i blame people like trump for believing the "might is right" concept.

people in america that voted against trump, i do not blame you.

i blame the fucking idiots who run your country and leave you to suffer.

and so help me god if australia follows in their footsteps, I pray that the deaths in this country are smaller than we can hope.

australia watching the US election knowing full well that our government is about to go: COPY+PASTE.

and to anyone who sees this, my DMs are always open if you want to talk.

Katsuki: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Izuku: Fool me twice, I'll kill myself.

Katsuki: wait, no-

Would you still love me if I was a 1x1 lego piece?

Izuku: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Why do my noodles smell like cat food?

Parents got confused and chose traumatised, mentally ill, disaster pansexual daughter who keeps watching bluey instead of coping

Parents got confused and chose bisexual disaster daughter who's cursed by divine powers she can't understand and keeps watching brokeback mountain instead of coping

Katsuki: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Izuku: Killed without hesitation. Katsuki: No.

Katsuki: What’s up guys? I’m back. Izuku: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Katsuki: Death is a social construct.

(This could also be done in reverse lmao)

Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*

I would die for you I would LIVE for you.

not really an ask but i just want to say that your writing style is one of the most beautiful ones I have come across.

please I will cry. I would die for you

Katsuki, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Denki: But – that’s just a trash can. Katsuki: yes

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.