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he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!
zhan zheng xi: ...
zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!
jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!
zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables*
he tian: *puts a dirty plate in the sink and leaves*
mo guan shan: *chops two times faster and louder*
he tian: *comes back in a hurry and starts washing all the dishes*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables at a normal pace again*
drunk he tian: *crying*
mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?
he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.
mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?
he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.
mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.
he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?
mo guan shan: fuck yeah.
he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.
he tian: if i say i love you, will you say it back?
mo guan shan: yes.
he tian: i love you.
mo guan shan: it back.
jian yi: does anyone know why tian is crying?
little mo is little indeed~
if it was tian instead of jian yi, guan shan would really mean it.
Jian, reading a romance novel: Do you believe in true love?
Mo: I believe you’re a true pain in my ass.
university professor: he tian, why are you so late?
he tian: i'm sorry, professor, my cat fell asleep on my lap, and i didn't want to wake him up.
the cat:
HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?
it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛
i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.
mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.
he tian: …
he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.
are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.
sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.
and she li is... as usual, insane.
he tian: look, a shooting star! quick, make a wish!
mo guan shan: i wish you'd fuck off of me already.
he tian, a little sad: if you really wanted it, you shouldn't have said it out loud. now it will never come true, and we're forever bound.
mo guan shan: i know that, bastard.
he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*
he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*
he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.
mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*
he tian: *smug face*
although he tian wrote that he is ready to be a leash for guan shan, it is tian who is more like a dog. he follows mo everywhere and is ready to protect his redhead, even if he has to sacrifice something of his own/himself.
tian is attached to shan like a dog to its master.
i think oldxian is planning to rip out our hearts and make us howl in pain on christmas eve. we have to be prepared for tian's leaving... so cruel (ಥ﹏ಥ)
and then mo pulls down his pants too:
Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!
Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something
Mo: What!?
Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*
Mo:... Fuck you
did I understand correctly that the whole 19 days fandom quietly agrees that future-mo guan shan usually sleeps on he tian's chest? and when tian has nightmares, he buries himself in the redhead's neck, and redhead hugs him and kisses the top of his head? and little mo loves when tian sneaks up and unexpectedly embraces and pecks him while he cooks, but still feigns annoyance? and that they can't watch a movie properly because they're always distracted by each other?
i like that.
hey guys, can you recommend me some soft tianshan fics?
there are 2 types of couples:
sometimes i think that i'm too dependent on tianshan and 19 days in general.
then i see some art or fanfiction.
and i'm already repeating in my head "god, i love them so much. tianshan is the only thing that makes me happy"
imagine what would happen to he tian if she li had actually killed guan shan then...
he tian: guan shan and i don't use pet names.
jian yi: i see... what did your mum call you as a child?
he tian: she died when i was 4. i don't remember much.
jian yi: i see... :(
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jian yi: then... what do bee's do?
he tian: honey?
mo guan shan: what do you want, dickhead?
i was rereading 19 days and for some reason i imagined he tian playing the piano after chapter 270.
now i headcanon that he tian so confidently promised to learn to play the guitar in a week not just because he's a pretentious asshole. he tian already knows how to play another instrument, the piano, because in his childhood his mum often sat him next to her or on her lap, and little tian listened to her play with a throbbing heart. she taught him for a while, and then, after her death, he tian continued to practice simply because it reminded him of his mother, of those few bright and warm moments from his childhood that he wants to cherish and preserve forever.
he tian doesn't have a piano in his apartment, because technically it's not his apartment, but his uncle or some other relative. or he was too lazy to move it/buy a new one, idk... after all, he tian still hasn't sorted out the boxes with his stuff since moving into his current apartment, and he's about to move again soon (.,_.).
i just can't get over the picture in my head where he tian is playing some melancholic and sorrowful melody, and guanshan is leaning his forehead against the glass of a huge window, watching the raindrops trickle down. when he tian finishes, they huddle together on the couch for a few minutes and then tian rests his head against redhead's lap. guan shan gently strokes his hair, and they talk and talk and talk...
mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!
*muffled sounds*
ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.
mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-
*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*
mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.
ht: i love you too, momo.
mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?