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NOT HATING JUST ASKING
Why do people like Batjokes like genuinely I do not understand can someone explain why they like the ship? Like "The Joker killed my son AND keeps attempting to kill my friends and family so I think I should date him." It makes NO sense!
Dick: *In front of a mirror with a sharpie*
*Wally walking by the bathroom*
Wally: What are you doing
*Dick Who is tried of "waterproof" eyeliner smudging off*
Dick: I am using a sharpie because eyeliner is not waterproof
Hear me out
Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :
*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)
Bruce: Hey Tony
Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?
Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much
Tony: How much what
Bruce: How much it takes to buy it
Tony: OH quick question. Why?
Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix
Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT
Bruce: O-k
*All Tony hears this*
Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum
*Back to Tony*
Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about
Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake
Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening
Tony: Bye Bruce
The Meme:
When ever a girl is annoying my brother and asking to fight then backtrack and says "You would not hit a girl" even after SAYING she wants to fight his response? "My hands a Bisexual" and I think Batman would not say that but his kids? Yes Yes they would
Evil Baha Blast I am DIEING đ
Ok yes it is true but WHY is this efhvdgiyhlfvfbkjfhhvbfnjvbhdsiu
Batfamily and Dc Video
Annabeth and Percy but...
Not as trans but like in acting and sometimes dressing what if Annabeth was Masc or male coded and Percy was fem or female coded. Maybe like the things they do that are tipikly female or masculine like Percy could do gymnastics and Annabeth can lift really heavy weaths (I do not know) . Also Percy in a dress is incredible!!!
The last one of Annabeth was made by :
on Pintresit
Was this an exuce to show Percy in a dress and Annabeth in a suit yes kind of. I like the idea of Percy doing gymnastics or ballet and people being shocked that this 6'1 kind of bulky kind of lean guy doing ballet or gymnastics.
(Percy kind of looks like Jason Todd and I can not unseen it)
Fanfic week part 1/?
This week: Jason fanfic's
LOOK AT TAGS CAREFULLY BEFORE READING
I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler
Hallucinating "Dead" Jason
Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)
Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal
Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill
Recertification by: queenjean
Baby Jason
Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka
Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)
Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat đ)
Red Hoods Idiot Co-workers/Employes
No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12
It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)
(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)
OoH NoO wHeRe is ThE JoKeR??
Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?
That third one is Tim with a white strip down the middle. I like them all to be honest.
(I like the forth one best though)
some jasons and hairdos âď¸
I love the ship but also the platonic version of this too.
Hal: what's that?
Bruce: *intense glaring on J'onn*
J'onn: *vibing*
Barry: who knows? *drinks smoothie*
Meanwhile Bruce and J'onn telepathically:
Bruce: I'm sending good vibes in your direction *bat-glare* do not resist
J'onn: this is terrifyingly nice of you, thank you, Batman
...
Dick: there are good things coming your way, you can't escape, they are going to get you
M'gann: that's ominously sweet of you, thanks
I saw a fic or post on Tumblr that had a talk between I think Alfred and Dick (or Jason?). Where he explained that "Master" is used for kids and then Dick relised every time Alfred calls Bruce "Master Bruce" he is saying that Bruce is a kid or "Kid Bruce" and it will never not be funny to me.
Ok so post-Red hood and Batman fuid. Bruce and Jason have a good relationship ( do not make this weird) and Jason know only kills on rare acashions and Bruce is like "I'll take it". Because he lossed his kid and Jason sometimes calls him "Dad" Then one day Jason corners a thug or like a roage (maybe the Joker) and it goes something like this:
Red Hood: Where is -----?!
Thug: I-I don't know!
Red Hood:Well find out or this bullet is going in your head
(Batman passing over head)
Thug:Batman help!
Batman: Hn (hello Hood)
Red Hood:Hey dad
Thug:DAD!?!
(No one belevies him till others find out then it is a whole new thing)
(On an unrelated note I love the idea that Bruce calls Jason sweetheart)
What if Bruce was not a straight white man. (there is no way he is straight maybe bi pan or aro/ace) and one day a reporter comes and mentions it and he is like "What??".
Reporter: Mister Wayne, How are you doing.
Bruce: I am doing lovely Ms.____ ( being a bit flirty)
Reporter: Know Mister Wayne are you aware that there are rumors that you are gay?
Bruce: (with the most confused face in the world) What?
Reporter: Yes it may come as a supri---
Bruce: No no. I mean--Yes? What is the question?
Reporter: People are speculating if you are straight seeing as you where flirting with Mr.----- at last weeks Gala
Bruce Wayne: Yes I am aware I was flirting with -----. People Think I am straight??
Reporter: (bewildered) I-- Yes!?
Bruce Wayne: No no I am ----- (bi pan whatever personally I think he is Bi) ( I also like him to be Non-Binary some times)
I love this series. It is amazing but I hope that if it updates there will be a Tim x Danny x Ryan poly because Karma loves drama let us be honest. I really hope that Ryan loves Danny.
For anyone that wants to read it:
It is the first Master Post under "Danny and Fan Blog"
God danny taking pics at the gala and tim just being enthralled by him while danny is completely oblivious to the fact that this is his birdie
When Danny reaches the podium, he realizes he doesn't have a speech ready. He doesn't even have a topic on what he should be speaking about. He barely knows what kind of art this charity funds.
Is it painting? The theater? Writers? Digital? Music? Who knows, not Danny. He just knows that it was for kids.
He is also still holding Ryan's hand, so the other man is forced to walk up with him. He didn't mean to cling to the overwhelmed ex-waiter, but Danny was really nervous right now, and he forgot his strength when holding on. So, despite Ryan's few frantic tugs, Danny's trembling fingers locked his plam in an iron cage.
A sea of faces is aimed at them, people who make thousands a day, waiting for Danny to open his mouth and deliver a speech on a donation that he supposedly made.
In the front row, Danny can spot Oliver Green and Bruce Wayne, who each recently gave five million to the art programs. Danny knows this because there was a joke online that the two were trying to outdo each other. It was a game to them, yet somehow, Danny Fenton is the name that appears with the most money donated.
The bright spotlight is blinding, to the point that Danny feels like he is going to sweat through his suit.
How much did Lady Gotham donate?
Rayn nervously shifts on his feet, his hand also starting to get sweaty in Danny's hold. He gives the other man what he hopes is a comforting smile and only receives a bewildered, nervous grimace in turn. Danny wishes he could offer to comfort him, but with the very little Gala training he has from the Ghost Nobility Meeting, he knows he can't afford it.
He turns to the crowd, leaning towards the mic with a crooked smile. Danny swears that whenever he had to uphold the duties of his title, it felt like the transformation of Phantom overtaking his body, covering every inch until the uncool nerdy Fenton was gone. All that remains is the High King Phantom.
"Good evening. I am Danny Fenton, and I just want to thank Mr. Wayne for organizing such an important event for the arts. What is art? Art is everywhere- the melodies of our music, the design of our clothes, and the wonder in our stories, movies, plays, and books. Even the shelter of our homes has art. It's proof of humanity, for it was the first way humans ever recorded their existence, and we used it to change our reality."
He smiles at the crows, using one hand to gracefully gesture to the ceiling that Mr. Wayne's family has tastefully decorated with wood carvings. "It's this wonder that we are now offering to our youths so that they may one day look up at a similar world and fine the wonder in it"
He has no idea what he's going on about. Public speaking has never been his strong suit, but thankfully, he has enough regal to make it appear he does.
Danny's articulation has smoothed out, turning each word into a hypnotic, soothing rumble that washes over the party. He knows it's working because the people's expressions have now shifted, looking both surprised and captivated as more and more phrases fall from Danny's tongue.
If you were to ask him how he knows this, well, he would mention that Sam had once taken a video of him while he was practicing his King's address, and he had been stupefied that Phantom had always sounded so confident, sass, and in control. He never raised his voice, but his words were sharper, and an accent from the high class appeared in his tone.
It had been enough to make Phantom look like a King since the start of the human race, and Danny was grateful that, like invisibility, it could pass along to his human side without a full transformation.
It felt like an out-of-body experienceâhe knew he was speaking, he could see the absolutely enthralled audience, and he could even feel Ryan's hand and the heat of the light, but for the life of him, Danny could not understand what he was saying.
If this was a movie, it would be the montage of a slow pan over the people, dramatic, inspirational music playing in the background to draw out whatever he was saying, and only the visible of Danny dramatically talking, but not actual speech was heard.
It was Lady Gotham. She had taken over his body and set it to autopilot. He knew because Clockwork had once done it to him when Danny was unsure about the move to Gotham.
At least she stepped in when he needed her the most.
"Thank you for your time," Danny finishes, feeling Phantom's confidence melt away as the roaring round of applause echoes through the ballroom. Slowly, he feels the control of his limbs return to him as he pushes away from the podium.
"Wow," Ryan gasps, staring at him with wide shining eyes. He looks like his breath has collapsed in his lungs. Danny feels his face heat up as the handsome man continues to stare. "That was the most beautiful speech I've ever heard. You're... incredible."
"Nah, man, I just really like...the arts." He fumbles. "Like taking photos 'cause I have...a camera." Danny shutters, gesturing to the thing hanging around his neck. "It got lens and everything."
Ryan blinks at him. "Are you nervous?"
"Yeah"
"Why? You just gave the most impressive inspirational speech I've ever heard."
"It's because you're hot and you're talking to me, and I'm not good with people," Danny tells him honestly, dropping Ryan's hand to rub at his neck. I also really want to take the Waynes' photos and be gone, back to the streets."
Ryan laughs, throwing his whole head back and trying to cover his mouth with his hand. Danny's eyes widened, utterly shocked by how bright he seemed now. "You, Danny Fenton, are the strangest man I have ever met, and I've only known you for an hour!"
Danny's face turns hotter. "Yeah...I ugh...I get that a lot."
There is a moment of silence, during which the clicking of people's wine glasses and the slow mutter of voices wash over them. Ryan considers him with a critical eye before he holds out his hand once more. "Do you care for a dance?"
"Dance? With me?" Danny repeats, but at Ryan's answering smile, he feels himself melt. Retaking the hand, he held through the long speech, Danny grins, "I love to. But only one song. I have to find the Waynes afterward."
"Why?"
"I'm on a job, actually. My client hired me to take photos of them."
"That's an odd request," Ryan comments, bringing Danny in close to sway to the music that plays. Danny shrugs his shoulders, carefully following the steps Princess Dora had taught him.
"She's an odd lady."
_________________________________________________________
Across the hall, Jason is watching the pair with intensity. Tim can understand the urge to figure out the new player because he knows who Danny Fenton is and where on earth he had hidden his wealth until this sudden splash.
However, that was mostly due to Tim's upbringing and current CEO job. What made Jason so focused on him? His brother usually never even blinked on any new money or old money.
He thought them too annoying and only came to galas to keep the civilian image up.
"Something on your mind, Jay?" He asks quietly, leaning on the wall and sipping his sparkling water.
"That's Ryan Aetos. One of my...employees."
Ah, a Red Hood Goon.
That could mean two things: Aetos needed more money for whatever reason and took a legitimate part-time job when not making rounds with the rest of the gang, or he was going rogue and planning on betraying Jason.
He was going to break one of Jason's rules, likely where they don't target the crazy rich because the crazy rich could buy the law and bring down it's wrath until the gang's territory.
In Tim's experience, it was seldom the first option.
"Do you think he'll do something?"
"I don't know. He seemed genuine when he spoke about his sick sister- she's why he's been trying to make a quick buck to pay for her medical bills- but he also has a reputation."
"What kind of reputation?"
"Manipulating and one hell of a Romance scammer." Jason grunts. "I've seen him trick three people into funding his lifestyle by batting his eyelashes. I've let him be since he never targeted anyone who didn't deserve it, and it was one less corner boy I had to worry about. But if he's pulling that now on Fenton...."
"Then Fenton may not react very well when he finds out. And we don't have enough information on him to know what he would do to Aetos." Tim finishes turning now to also observe the couple. Fenton is a flustered mess, seeming to be rambling and far too interested in the man wearing the waiter outfit.
Aetos, for his part, is smiling down at him with a content little grin and an adoring expression. It's hard to say if it's an honest one, though, because whenever Fenton glances away, hunger bleeds into Aeto's face.
Is the hunger of a man attracted to another man?
Or the hunger of a man attracted to greed?
Crude.
"What's your call?" He asks Jason since it is his employee. Betrayal or not, Jason has always cared deeply for those he considered his, including the men and women in his gang.
Jason watches for three more songs in silence before sighing. "Separate them. I'll take Ryan and see if I can figure out his plan. You find out more about Fenton. Maybe it is just New Money falling in love with a man down on his luck who's trying to care for his little sister."
"Sounds like a Hallmark movie," Tim jokes, pushing away from the wall. "I've always hated how cliche those movies are"
The Red Hood Monologue
Chilli_W
Summary:
Hoodâs voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didnât care. With indifferent finality, he stated, âThe books were confiscated.â The goons gasped. OR Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.
Goons yes
I am reading this lovely persons work and I love it so far so here is my offering
Master Posts Links
All the dabbles I have posted on my DC x DP account. Under a read more due to how long it is. Broken into three categories:
Multi-parts - Dabbles that have more than one part written.
One-shots- Dabbles with only one part written.
Requests- Dabbles written for the requests of readers. (Note: If a request is for a continuation of the other two categories, they will be filed in Milti-parts)
Master Post 1 Link
Master Post 2 Link
Master Post 3 Link
Completed AUs Master Post Link
NSFW (+18 ) Link
Please read the indexes to determine which master post each au is filed in.
As of 12/25/2024: The newest stuff is inside of Master Post 3.
MASTER POST 1 INDEX:
Multi-parts:
The Royal Consort,
Child Support
Phantom's Number 1 fan
Danny and The Fan Blog
Congratulations! It's Triplets!:
Ghost King Summon dare
The Dauntless Matchmaker
Demon and Angel Brat
Single Dad
Jason's Doll
Misplace Baby
One-shots:
The Assistant
The Ghost Trio's Food Trip
Legal Compensation
Love Among Fans
Lex Luther's Youngest
The Infinite Realms Hobby Store:
Obsession Runs in the Family
Farm Hand
Vague Threats
Game of Deadly Love
Retired-Rouge
The Real Blood Son
The Kid of Candles
Magic Older Brother
Keep The God Kid Busy!
Dog walker
Clockwork's Cookbook
Respawn and Relive
The Summoning Conditions of the Ghost King
Finders Keeper
What's the rule again?
The Contact, the Butler and the Sly Time Lord
Big Fish in Gotham Pond:
Immunity system:
Wrong Number:
Timeline Prevention Squad
Requests
The Masters are Aliens
Ghost Zone Read
Red Hood's Snow
Jason Sees Dead People
Ghost Dad
Wayne Manor Ghost
The Siren of Iceberg Lounge
The Orginal
The Ghost King's Fibs
Red ParentHood
Woo thy Butler, My Lord
Double Vision
Dealeyed Soulmates
Rescue Mission
Danny's Online Persona
Practice makes perfect
MASTER POST 2 INDEX:
Multi-Parts
Cass the Halfa
Danny's Grill
The Audit
Why Ten?
Cluster of Cores
Demon Head Slightly to the left
Danny Fenton's Ex
New Management
Billy's Parents
Phone a friend
Super Robin
Cassandra's Curse in Gotham
The Summoned Demon
Marriage Trap the Office Supplier!
It's all Fun and Games Kids!
The cinnamon roll's son
One-Shots
Red Yummy
Professional Protector of Love
The Backroads
In 30 Minutes or less
One hell of a good bellhop
Corporate Rivals
Rude Kryptonian
Ecto-Specialist
Side Hustle
Copyright
Love at first (club) meeting
Catnip for heroes
Old Friends
Danny the Nanny
Lights and Camera
Hot Wings
The ones who got away
Vanishing Bookstore
Petal to the metal
Lover Boy
PenPal
Fishbowl Bones
Unwanted House Guest
The Roommate
Missing Half
Danny's Did you Know?
Yeti's orders.
Who's Child is this?
Requests
Batman with a gun's lover
IRS's boogie man
Dear Elder Brother's mistakes
The Undead Florist
Pit's Merman
Dullahan is my roomate
Nightowl Appartement
The one with Sunset Hair
The Cinnamon Roll's son
The lost In-Laws
The Lady and The Dad
Big Brother does not approve
Gotham's star and Shadow
Pride in Gotham
Revenant Prompt
The King and his Not-Knight
Contestant Number 3
The Lost son of the Bat
AroAce Danny
Extended Family
Master Post 3 Index
Mult-parts
Passion for Fashion
Alfred's Boy Friend
Alley Boyfriends
Mr. Flavor
Freelance Inventor
One-shots
You ARE the father
The Good Luck Charm
To be Human Again
Travel Buddy
Shift
A little bit of Home
New Money
Beyond the Grave
Lex Luthor's annoyance
Die with a smile
Cold Case
Online Siren
Request
Access Granted
Skulker's Past
Surviving Babysitting
The Twins
Echo's Dad
The Artifact Repair Man
Flip of A coin
New Neighbors
Over and Over again
COMPLETED AUS MASTER POST INDEX
The Bakery is a Front!....right?
Cave Boy
The Adoptive Son
I am crying and going to politely ignore that this is true.
Batfamily nicknames (Because I will remain willingly ignorant):
Bruce Wayne: "B" (or occasionally "Dad" sometimes "Bruce") اŮŘŽŮاŮŮŘ´ (by Damian and yes it is the exact name of "bat" I am multi-bilingual) Detective ( f u Ra )
Alfred Pennyworth (the immortal man): "Alfe"
Richard "Dick" Grayson: ("Dick" is more like his name soo) Big bird "Wing" "Dickie"
Cassandra "Cass" Wayne (not Cain): (like Dick but with Cass) "BB" "Mini-Bat" works to I guess
Jason Todd-Wayne: Jay, Jaylad, Jaybird, Blue Jay, Baby bird Dead man walking
Tim Drake-Wayne: Timmy ,Timabella, Timderly, Tim-tam (Yes I am aware that the 2 & 3 are supposed to be insults but I like them and I feel like a first they would be but then they would start not to be)
Damian Wayne: Dami, Baby bat, Demon brat (same idea as Tim with his nicknames) al-witwat (that bat flaping sounds((love that idea)) )
Steph Brown: Steph (Ov) "S" (by Cass when she Signs) Bruce's future child
Barbra Gordan: "Babs", "O" "Babe" (as a joke from Dick and only he says it)
Jim Gordan: Detective "hn" ( guess how says this) Jim-Jim ( no idea who would call him this but oh well)
Fun fact: Canonically, nobody in the batfam has been called 'baby bird' or 'baby bat'. Apart from Duke. They have always been Duke's nicknames.
I love this trees
Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees
I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.
bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like âBRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOFâ and itâs just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote âTHE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DONâT LIE!!!!!â and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and âBruce Wayne is the Batmanâ becomes a meme a la âTed Cruz is the Zodiac Killerâ and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like âexcuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?â and âI say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or Iâll have my butler ask you to leaveâ and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests âBruce Wayne is Batmanâ in earnest gets met with mocking âoh man do the butts matchâ comments
Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne
On Ao3 NO ACCOUNT NEEDED
Lovers & Gifts
TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Summary:
"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "Weâd love for you to be our butler and our partner."
Dc/Batfam/Bruce Wayne Prompt
Bruce wayne having Dissociative Identity Disorder
or Split personality Disorder
Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin
Batfamily Headcanons/ideas
The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)
DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own
Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.
Danny Phantom
Danny sees Dani as a daughter
Ghost King Danny
Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League
Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW
Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing
Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them
Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble
You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept
Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent
Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child
Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"
Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands
Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family
Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:
Part 1/??
Percy Jackson
girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )
In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys
Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically
Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual
Leo and Calypso are Bffs
Piper ship Leo and Jason
Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)
Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time
Jason had a crush on Percy
Piper had a crush on Annabeth
DC (mosly batfam )
Superbat
Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does
Cat x Bat
Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping
Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives
Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian
Bruce is a suck up for his kids
Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )
Damian has He/they pronouns
Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day
Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)
Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight