Wanna Make That Recipeh Now Bitch?

Prompto took a picture of Ignis with no face on. Nightmare fuel.

Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!

Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.

Sigma:

Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.

(Source)

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!

It's Final_Fantasy_Queen from ifunny

Oh cool! I kind of blanked out for a second. Awesome to see you.

Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.

Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?

Vergil: I know how to pick them....

I have the top that is kinda close to Mhin’s for bard I need it for ninja but I do not want to go into a nier raid as ninja for the top. Boots are hard to find with the straps and the braces will be a bit hard too.

Mhin: *feeding the stray cats*

Vere: only time you will ever drown in pussy

Mhin:

Vere:

*30 minutes later*

Kuras: Stabbed by Mhin?

Vere: fuck you and heal me you fucking doctor.

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Fyodor: Sigma, you seem happier than usual today, did something good happen?

Sigma: I have obtained a relic that has given me great happiness.

Nikolai: Someone gave him a gun. Fyodor, please take the gun away from him, he’s shot at me twice already…