No Better Way To Wake Up Than Reading Fluff Fics

Instead of all being played by Saiki they're all played by his friends.

Kaidou as creativity

Akechi as logic

Hairo as morality

Mera as anxiety

Teruhashi as deciet

Toritsuka as intrusive thoughts

SAIKI BUT HE HAS SIDES LIKE THOMAS SANDERS

Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.

Buckle your seatbelts Tumblr we're going on a full day writing adventure where i put my grubby little hands on my meat mesh brain's stupid ass word giblets until i have a mildly coherent first draft. Get fuckin ready!

Going from "Yep, I'm a girl, 100%, always will be." to "Hell yeah I'm a guy, what else would I be this is what I am, 100%" to "What the fuck is a gender? I'm just a being. If you must refer to me use it/that." to "What am I?" In a day is a weird experience and I need to know that other genderfluids experience it.

I'm really more of a bird person but rodents are super cool too

When I say that I don't want to exist right now, that doesn't mean i want to die. Not to me it doesn't. All it means is I want to disconnect from myself. To not feel my own emotions, to not hear my brain rile on and on, to not feel my skin on my body, to not feel, to not hear, to not taste, to not smell, to not see but still observe. I don't want to be interacted with like a person when I wish to not exist. I wish to a narrator, a viewer, a camera-man. I wish that I could fast forward to when this was a memory. I know it may seem concerning, or maybe a bit outlandish, but it makes sense to me. I want to not be there but still be there. I want to not be acknowledged by anyone and to simply watch. Watch others experience what's happening. And I want to not experience it. I don't want it. I just want to sit in the corner and watch. But when someone's in the corner watching, someone has to whisper. Has to ask questions. Has to make me exist. I don't want that. I don't want to exist, but I don't want to die either. It does make sense to me, but not everyone is me. I don't mind that either. But I want to be able to say that I am not existing and for people to understand. For them to not be concerned about the kid in the corner. About the guy sitting in silence. About your suspiciously quiet friend. I am simply not for now, and I hope you can accept that.

In season 5 I need an episode where Perry disobey monogram, in favor of Doofenshmirtz. That would be delicious

If S2 Mike Wheeler had a knife I don't think Will would've been called zombie boy for very long, just saying

[Drafting my OC's future self]

Me: Wow, this bitch goes from curly haired twink to curly haired twunk. Holy shit.

My first thought was, "Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"

it’s just me and my two little chin hairs against the world