*heavy Sarcasm* Oh Gee, I Wonder

How come your kid can be whoever they want when they grow up, but when I try it it’s “identity theft” and “illegal”

I’m dying

This is literally what we do every time I get together with my best friend

Relatable

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

This

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HOW IS ANYONE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL DRAGON BABY?!??!?

The younger generations aren’t here to mess around

Are… are these trees on fire or do I need to see someone about my pyromania?

When I was in high school I managed to get myself haunted by this really helpful passive aggressive ghost. I’ll elaborate: one of the times I lost my phone, which was on silent, I started panicking and I asked my friend Jessie who was with me if she’d seen my phone anywhere, and at that moment the ghost threw it across the room with enough force to dent my wall.

I still think about that ghost anytime I loose my phone. If you’re out there reading this, please come back; I can’t find any of my shit.

Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)

As someone who is rapidly approaching 30, if I can share just one price of advice I’ve learned as an adult it’s that life is so unserious you guys.

As an AuDHD trans man with several anxiety disorders, believe me I understand how stressful it can be to navigate the world, constantly feeling like everyone else knows exactly what they’re doing. When I was younger I used to equate this to feeling like life was a stage play and everyone had a script but me (I’ve probably posted something similar on this site at some point). But I’ve got news for you, we are all just out here winging it.

Life is not a stage play, life is a collage improve class and the teacher has left the room. So just relax and try to have some fun while we all “yes and” our way through this train wreck of a performance.