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happy birthday losers
okay, im actually trying to figure out how to write this zammed idea into a oneshot but man this is how the end part of my draft is looking like on my doc
bro I am not going to complete this aren't I (〒 〒) bc what tf is thisss forget getting to at least over 1k words, i need to figure out how to even continue it 🦖🦖🦖
Ngl i like drawing Nikolai in the hunting dogs uniform
Ngl i like drawing Nikolai in the hunting dogs uniform
was bored and made this
Doodles to my bsd bar au X2
It's fofor (im gonna cry, i just watched the yellow incident on yt)
this is probably not a cannon talk between the two but let me imagine this with my au 🙏
i accidentally spilt a little water on Fyodor, its fine since he looks uglier. uhm, spoilers?? Tecchou's/Tetchō's/bgg's design
merrow, i already have Margaret done, just gotta think of some quotes that might fit her.
just a random bsd bar au i made ^^ heres the background info for Nikolai: - I kept the hat and cape thingy for ability purposes (that's a lie, i kept them since i liked them. His ability can work without the cape) and i headcannon him having a mobile disability so he uses his cane and ability to get around. He also has a chair behind the bar counter to sit on. -I've decided to make him a bartender (someone i haven't decided on keeps watch of him to stop him from adding something random to the drinks the customer didn't ask for).
-i have yet to decide if they keep their criminal records (and criminal life style) or not in this AU, If I keep it then maybe the DOA runs the Bar to get info? Ehh, I'll figure it out on the way.
Knowing what we know now about Fyodor’s ability makes me wonder what would’ve happened if Nikolai actually managed to kill him.
If Nikolai found out what would happen, would he still want to kill Fyodor?
Or would he try even harder to kill him?
Nikolai would get the death he so wishes but Fyodor would live. He cannot win.
Fyodor has kitty panties ⊙.☉
added fem fyodor :))
Late but happy birthday Nikolai
I've been thinking about something… Y'know, I'm anemic (just like Fyodor) and in this mouth i'm forced to take medicine for my lack of iron in my blood. So I wonder if Fyodor does the same ? Does he even think about it? Or does Nikolai eat them up and Fyodor can't find them ?… So many questions…
Nikolai sending this to his friend/victims
Sigma: So you were born on April first?
Nikolai: That’s right! April Fool’s Day no less! Probably explains why I’m such a silly guy!
Sigma: I’m starting to think you being born on that day, was the world playing the biggest joke.
Sigma: Why are you like this?!
Nikolai: *Setting up corpses like a child having a tea party* Sigma. We’ve been partners for three years.
Sigma: *drops a cookie* Fuck me…
Nikolai: *pops head through portal* On it!
Sigma: *screams*
Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~
Fyodor: *excited*
*ten minutes later*
Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?
Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!
Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.
Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!
Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!
Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.
Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?
Sigma: What?
Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?
Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Nikolai getting turned into a bird and being a menace in the Decay. No one is safe from him he’s either pecking or ripping strands of hair out of his coworkers for his nest. Fyodor tries to put him in a cage but he escapes because he still has his ability. Later sends him to Sigma’s casino. Nikolai is now dive bombing Sigma’s employees as well as the guests. Only way Sigma can stop him is feeding him piroshki. Later on Sigma gets him a bird house styled to his liking does Nikolai behave. When Nikolai turns back he keeps the birdhouse as a gift and keeps it in his room as a memory he enjoyed.
(This was discussed in my discord chat about a pic I found online)
Nikolai: Uh oh look who got caught under the mistletoe.
Sigma: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
"if they are enemies, let them stay enemies. They are enemies in the canon 😡"
Me: No they are lovers, hope that helps ❤️❤️
i would pay a million dollars for anyone to draw chuuya nikolai ship art. it’s for my mental health
Tell my why I was taking some bsd kin quizzes and on the first one I got Nikolai and the second I got oda???? THOSE ARE LIKE COMPLETE OPPOSITES YOU GUYS WDYM IM SITTING THERE AS BOTH
Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.
Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.
Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.
Fyodor: I have a feeling I have upset you in some way, Nikolai.
Nikolai: *Holding a gun to Fyodor’s head* Actually this is me flirting.
Nikolai: *Texting* Come on. One night with me. I can introduce you to so many kinks~<3
Sigma: *Texting* WRONG PERSON! I AM NOT FYODOR!
Nikolai: Who said this was for Fyodor? ;D
Nikolai: I’ve been good this year.
Sigma: You kidnapped and killed political figures. Stabbed an orphan in the leg multiple times. Drugged me. Then broke into a prison to stage a break out only because you wanted to kill Fyodor.
Nikolai:
Nikolai: I helped stop those thieves at that theme park.
Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!
Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.
Sigma: Nikolai. Where are you going?
Nikolai: Probably an asylum or the electric chair if I get caught.
Sigma:
Nikolai: Bathroom.