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Y’all I just spent real ass money on this wedding event.

It’s me.

I’m queen simp.

I assume a devildom rabbit would be sort of like the Monty Python bunny...

...but yes, OC Emerson is taking that bad boy home

So I had an idea based off of Beelzebub's card "Where did the Rabbit go?" And I thought what would a Devildom rabbit look like. And so this came to be.

A Devildom Rabbit

Funny enough, unlike the human realm's rabbit, these creatures are feared wild beasts known for their blood thirsty nature. They may look cute but they are one of the most dangerous creatures out there.

They have a diet of anything that moves and have been known to regularly eat lower ranking demons.

Though its a dangerous creature its fur is a rare and well sought after luxury. Though obtaining it is extremely difficult.

Strangely enough though this beast hunts anything it can find, it has a soft spot for humans. They will approach humans and wiggle around until they get affection and often follows them around without showing any aggressive tendencies toward them. They even go so far as to snuggle up to them and let the humans hold them.

One came up to Abel. Mammon's tried to fight it. But Abel picked up and refused to put it down.

Would your Mc/ Oc try to keep it as a pet?

And I love them both.

Hell yeah we rocking out to WEIRD O-SHAPE WITH THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BIRD AND A FUNKY T SHAPE

Random Thought:

I would be 100% down to weeb out over anime openings or J-pop/J-rock bands with Levi, but as an American with 0 Japanese knowledge I only know half of my playlists by sight. It would be really awkward if he were to ask me what song this is and all I can say is "That one with the squiggly T by waffle-sign."

I need a new tarot set and if you don’t make a whole set and sell it to me I swear to Diavolo---

OBEY ME! - TAROT CARD SERIES

(XX) Barbatos— "Judgement"

"Referred to as a time of resurrection and awakening, a time when a period of our life comes to an absolute end making way for dynamic new beginnings."

Upright: Decision Making, Awakening, Inner Calling, Absolution, Redemption

Reversed: Poor Logic, Poor or hasty Judgement, Self-doubt, Stagnation

Finally got around to drawing the second card. Please click on it for better quality!

Thought The First: Obey Me has ruined The Arcana for me, because every time the devil shows up, I’m like uwu devil daddy let’s make a baby pact

Thought The Second: I would love the demon brothers as Overwatch characters. I imagine Lucifer getting his ultimate, which is him screaming “MAMMOOOON” and just. fucking. shit. up.

Elections are heavy on my mind, last night I had a dream about the outcome ☹️. I'll be doing requests for the next few days to help relax but I've never done them before so beware. If anyone sends some in I'll be making headcannons, shorts, and rambles for all characters in Part 5 jojo, The arcana, and Obey me mainly and some other fandoms in the tsgs.

You have no idea how much I enjoyed this post.

I want Mammon to come work on my dad’s old Barracuda with me, and then get a speeding ticket in it because fuck the police. If he can ride one of our Triumphs, I will accept his proposal regardless of how many backup singers he can get.

Maybe it doesn't help you, but I asked my Car Friend his opinions on the car inspo and he basically said the same things you did, including the mustang front, but he said "corvette vents" on the side instead of mentioning Porsche

😯 That's very helpful actually. Everytime I look at Mammon's car, I just cannot place the vents. The Porsche mention was more so directed at the body line/style of it starting from about the door back. BUT Corvette vents!! The vents on the side are very similar to the vents on the 1963 Z06 (I had to do a bit of research to see if any specific model of Corvette had extremely similar vents- and check it out below! It should be the 3rd car here lol)

It definitely has to have drawn inspiration from quite a few cars! And at least two of them, the Corvette Z06 and the late 60's Mustang Fastback, are from the 1960's. The Nissan Fairlady Z is from the 80's.

Now, I got to thinking because of this ask, and comparing all three of our possible inspirations to the original... and I had an idea. The rear quarter panel above the rear tires... they bump up into a real pretty curve and then go back down to meet at the back piece where the tail lights are. I'm not really seeing that in any of the three we have. But, ya wanna know what it started looking like? Ferrari has produced some cars with a similar bodystyle. The 4th car below is a 1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS, and it shows some serious curves that I dare say are present on the rear quarter panel at least! The front quarter panel curve seems to follow more closely with the Corvette, curving down into a Mustang front end. Now, just to point out because I like writing out details, the rear half of the Ferrari is little bit longer than the car I'm so insistent on placing. Which is interesting because Ferrari is known for their mid and rear engine vehicles. The 1974 Dino 246 GTS is a mid-engine vehicle, so even with the longer rear, it's still a bit short and more similar to Mammon's car. But, Mammon's car has a shorter rear end overall, looking like it's too short to support a rear engine or even a mid-engine. This info, combined with the longer front end really says it's gotta be a front engine vehicle. This is just some small trivia I'm writing down because it might help lol

At the end of the day, all I'm saying is that it draws some serious inspiration from beautiful cars and that Mammon's taste in vehicles really fits him perfectly. We've got some heavy classic car elements going on in my opinion, and usually classic cars are already highly valued. With two of these inspos seemingly being higher end sports cars *the Corvette and the Ferrari*, combined with possibly some gorgeous muscle *the Mustang*, and of course maybe the more affordable sports car (compared to a Ferrari and Corvette, cause hot damn those are some expensive cars) *the Nissan*, you can definitely say this car was an expensive purchase. Between the possible value of the car as potentially a collectors/classic car, and probably the price he paid for it, this car is 100% Mammon in my opinion.

It's definitely gorgeous and if it was real I'd 110% jump at the chance to get my hands on it, both to drive and to possibly work on it under the hood.

(Images, in order:

Mammon's car

80's Nissan Fairlady Z

Late 60's Mustang Fastback

1963 Corvette Z06

1974 Ferrari Dino 246 GTS)

I know a lot of people weren’t on board with Mammon’s proposal, but the undateables having to play second fiddle sold me 1000 percent.

And then the “you gotta marry me” bit at the end made me so gushy.

It was my favorite, come at me bro

Dammit Mammon.... How did you know dedicating songs to me was my weakness?

Sorry boys, Mammon won the proposal audition. The rest of you can go home.

Trolling the absolute shit out of my homophobic and racist in-laws in the group chat

Injecting the boomer tears directly into my veinsss

where were you when joe biden was elected forty-sixth president of the united states

In the immortal words of Queen Bey:

And in the immortal words of JoJo:

LEAVE

GET OUT

Not normally real into Levi, but moe!Levi makes me feel all funny in my tummy

Day 3: Glasses

I've always wanted see Levi in glasses, and I am not disappointed...

I still need to work on it a little bit, but I just couldn't wait to put him up.

When you’re riddled with anxiety over living in another four years of a fascist hellscape and you’re still hungover from drinking an entire bottle of Wild Turkey during election night coverage and you had to be hungover in court and the judge thought you were a monumental dumbass

BUT

THERE’S A PROPOSAL POP QUIZ

AND I GOT THE SATAN SSR

Y’all I got two hearings to cover in court tomorrow, and I am going to be so goddamn hungover and tired and angry I might take a shit in front of the judge and start screaming like a chimpanzee

F in the chat for me please

2020 for me has just been “am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism” and I’m really getting tired of it

Yes Belphie get that sizzurp we are getting TRASHED

Lucifer: Simeon is throwing a party. He wants to know your favorite sodas.

Mammon: Fanta is good.

Satan: I don't drink soda, I'll just have juice.

Beelzebub: Please don't make me choose.

Belphegor: Carbonated Nyquil

Lucifer: ...

Mammon: ...

Satan: ...

Beelzebub: Belphie nO

This made me lol irl because one of the security guards at the building where I work gives out candy to people that he thinks matches their personality (mostly hard candies, I think, so no sour patch kids sadly).

I always get Fireballs. I am also a shameless Lucifer stan. Make of this what you will.

Also cow tails remind me of my dad, who literally used to purchase them by the pound before he decided to cut out sugar. And also, like Belphie, he is a sweet guy who will 100% cut you.

So your analysis is spot on, bravo and I love you and I am so sad I already ate all the candy I was supposed to give away last night.

In the spirit of Halloween

I don't know if it's been done before, but I was thinking about what the boys would be if they were a kind of candy. And this is honestly the first thing that comes to mind for with each of them.

🍬 Lucifer - Red Hots (or Hot Tamales), because come on. How could you think of Lucifer and not think of this candy? Its red, its spicy, and can be an acquired taste. And for some people, they wish they were brave enough to try it.

🍬 Mammon - Sour Patch Kids, first they're sour then they're sweet. This pretty much describes Mammon. He is sour when you first meet him, wanting as little to do with you as possible, then becomes super gushy and sweet.

🍬 Leviathan - Pop Rocks, at first Levi might not seem like much. Boring, standoffish, or even overrated. But once you actually try him you will see there is more to him than you thought, and you had actually been missing out. There is even a surprising sweetness there.

🍬 Satan - Jawbreakers, so this one took some more thought. But Satan as a character is one that shouldn't be underestimated whether you like him or not. Satan takes some getting through the layers before it's safe to find that sweetness he hides inside. Try too soon, and you could end up with a broken tooth.

🍬 Asmodeus - Skittles, because DUH! Colorful, fruity, and everyone loves them. Never go out of style, and you can take them anywhere. They are also adaptable to any and all tastes, as they come in so many different flavors.

🍬 Beelzebub - Peach Rings, because they are super sweet but a lot of people don't try them. They are kind of generic and boring-looking compared to other candy that you have to choose from. But when you do give them a try, they are so sweet that before you know it you have eaten the entire package. Then you want more. Whoops, now you're Beel.

🍬 Belphegor - Cow tails, because they look kind of like another candy but the wrapper is really frustrating to get off in order to get to the chocolatey bit. But once you do- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ONLY GETTING THEM IN YOUR LIFE NOW!?

I wouldn’t hit him, in part because I don’t want whatever hideous viruses he’s still carrying around.

100% would film on my phone while yelling “WORLDSTAR” though.

I had two leopard geckos for years (RIP Boo and Penelope) and I never heard them scream! They were also fat and lazy af, so there’s that.

Also big mood. Reblog if you too are contemplating how to call in dead for work next week.

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

Anybody who lives in the Southern US probably has seen those Chick Tracts, the comics you find left in gas station bathrooms and liquor stores that tell you how Dungeons and Dragons/Catholics/Muslims/THE GAYS are secretly demonic forces that want to send you to hell forever.

I would pay an unholy amount of money for Jack Chick to return to life, learn that there are people playing a game about dating Lucifer himself, draw a cartoon pamphlet about how evil this all is, and die again of a rage-induced brain bleed.

Then I would use it to make a paper-mache statue of Asmo touching himself.

Or, like, some paper roses, whatever.

So I saw a video on YouTube recently where it was a DIY paper rose. I think it was 5 min crafts but don't quote me on that (I didn't click the video).

But BUT

It got me thinking about an MC who's mad at one of the OM brothers. But of course they still love said brother. Which leads to this:

MC: I made you a paper rose

Brother: Oh, thank y-

MC: It's made out of Bible Paper

Or, alternatively:

MC: It's made out of a pamphlet I got from a church telling me how to rid myself of demons

This is actually a joke I’ve heard a couple times from Latinx folks:

Policia: Papeles?

Conductor: Tengo tijeres! Gane yo?

Mammon gets pulled over by a cop

Cop: *walks up to the window* Papers?

Mammon: HA! Scissors, I win, later LOSER! *drives off*

~

I went mosque-hopping while in Cairo (years ago, because I am An Old) and they are every bit as awe-inspiring as the cathedrals of Western Europe.

Bonus: the kids loved running up to me and touching my hair, because it was red and Euro-looking, and also they wanted to practice English and it was fucking adorable, and that never happened to me in Italy or France so...

And they give you disposable shoe covers and hajibs if you happen not to be a Muslim and wear your hair out, which I thought was neat. I’ve never been treated better at a place of worship - that was also true when I went to a mosque in Greenville, South Carolina, people were so kind and welcoming and happy to talk to someone who just wanted to hear about a different religion. On my religious journey I did have a dude at a church in Rome try to convince me to become a nun, but that felt...uh, different. Lol.

I am always awed by the diversity of human interaction with the divine. I’m an atheist myself, but religion is just so damn beautiful. Much love to all my brothers and sisters of all faiths.

Nobody ever talk to me about the catholics going off with stained glass again because not one window of jesus has ANYTHING on the Nasir al-Mulk Mosque

Click through this link i’m losing my mind its gorgeous

I love Luke he is my child and I will pull a Lucille Bluth if you ever disrespect him.

(and I love your pixel art please do angel versions of the demon brothers plzkthx)

Hi! I'm a rookie Pixel Artist who makes a lot of fan art of various things, if you have any suggestions for what I should make let me know! Here's a couple of chibi Lukes for my Tumblr debut 😁

Clyde Barrow was definitely a killer, but it is highly likely that Bonnie didn’t kill anybody! She was apparently quite charming, and wanted to be considered a lady: she was very concerned that the press thought she was a smoker, because she posed with a cigar in this famous picture:

So if Bonnie was the sweetheart and Clyde was the criminal, I guess Mammon and MC could be Bonnie and Clyde? Except for where they got brutally shot to death in an ambush? And Bonnie had a raging gangrenous leg from a car accident? Which isn’t really that romantic?

Maybe they should just be Victoria and Albert...

Mammon: We're such a good couple

MC: *giggles*

Mammon: We're like The Joker and Harley Quinn

MC: The Joker and Harley had a horrible toxic relationship..

Mammon: Ok, We're like Bonnie & Clyde.

MC: Bonnie & Clyde killed people Mammon..

Mammon: We're like Fred and Rose West.

MC: Mammon..Please stop talking.

~

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

I’ll simp Lucifer all day long and nobody can stop me

Don’t think you can make me feel bad about it cause I’m already dead inside

not y’all bashing people for what character they simp for

I can info dump you for DAYS mostly about the weirdest shit I can find online, and also my fantasy Supreme Court betting pool (shut up it’s cool I’m not a nerd) so be careful what you ask for.

But most comedians are hopelessly depressed, so I’m already well-qualified!

As a child I really wanted to be a comedian, but then I realized you have to actually be funny

You have no idea how much I want to do this when opposing counsel calls me to bitch.

OC: “Well really Facebook isn’t supposed to tell the government when their users upload child exploitation material so I’m going to file a motion to suppress-”

Me: BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

So I have this headcanon.

Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.

1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.

2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.

Dolly X Diavolo OTP

Y’all need to see this Best Boy! I wonder if he would let me go for a ride 0w0

First brother to be my little pony-ed!

His cutiemark is just a dollar and a few bits, you can guess the talent. (☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞

Oh boy my childhood (and adulthood don’t judge me) My Little Pony obsession is finally going to be useful!

Lucifer: Unicorn - he’s the most powerful magically, and unicorns are the most magically gifted ponies IIRC.

Mammon: Pegasus - he’s fun, flighty, and friendly, and also loyal like Best Pony Rainbow Dash.

Levi: Probably a Fluttershy-type pegasus, but if we can expand into the other MLP species, maybe he’d be a sea pony?

Satan: Unicorn, because he’s Lucifer’s progeny and a magical bookworm, but also his animal symbol is literally a unicorn.

Asmodeus: I want to say a unicorn as well, because it would be ironic for him (in non-MLP human lore, unicorns are attracted to purity and virginity).

Beel: Earth pony - he’s solid, down to earth, and kind.

Belphie: Earth pony to go with his twin, but also because it would be hard to nap with a horn poking holes in all your pillows.

Admin needs help!!!

What type of pony would the brothers be? Earth pony, Unicorn or Pegasi?