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So glad that tumblr doesn’t try to get you to add people based on who is in your contacts bc rn Snapchat keeps trying to get me to add my therapist
Mad asf bc I managed to dislocate my jaw and I didn’t do anything cool like get into a fight or suck dick I just slept weird :(
PLEASE GOD GIMME ONE CHANCE TO LOOK LIKE THIS ITS ALL I ASK
Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others
Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction
But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel
Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others
Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction
But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel
Look up “pretty boy” in the dictionary and it’s LITERALLY HIM
guys why is he so gender im gonna cry
Gods strongest soldier (me) explaining why it’s actually cool and sexy for me to be reading fanfiction on the corporate iPad
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
Did you know that if a baby ran 37 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?
hey say something nice to me
YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED
I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME
Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it
Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!
Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse
11k words, one chapter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467
I’m losing my mind
why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine
Either I am weak with exhaustion after 1.5 hours of sleep or it’s just that damn windy out
Mutual One: Kutner
Mutual Two: Cameron (u know I’m right)
Mutual Three: Wilson
Mutual Four: Chase (trans chase truther either way idc)
Mutual Five: Thirteen
Mutual Six: Taub
Mutual Seven: House
Guy you followed because you like their art: Vogler
Mutual Eight: Foreman
Mutual Nine: Everyone else that works in PPTH
dash simulator
mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking
mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset
mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?
mutual 4: i think im transgener
mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian
mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)
mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine
guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually
mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?
mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it
Such a fuxkin mood bc I don’t know what the difference between enjoying an activity versus dreading it really is…the only way I can tell the difference is by whether or not I get a stomach ache
Wait wait WAIT
When y’all experience emotions- You are able to know how you are feeling based on an actual ‘feeling’?
It’s not just drawing from context clues?? because the way that I understood it was:
-I am doing an activity I enjoy, I am not experiencing any physical signs of distress, therefore I probably ‘feel’ happy-
But no? Emotional feelings are actual specific feelings? Separate from physicality?
“Identifiable through vibe alone” as my friend so eloquently describes it
dash simulator
mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking
mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset
mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?
mutual 4: i think im transgener
mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian
mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)
mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine
guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually
mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?
mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it
It’s you!!!! You’re the one responsible for me losing sleep last night because I forced myself to read all of your Hilson collection!!!! You’re the worm in my brain making me reevaluate my real life over some old men!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Also thank you I love you never change keep writing
Finally finished the scene in my Hilson fic that was giving me so many problems, which I have affectionately titled "Scary Immunology Intern attempts Wilson-style 'comforting the distressed person,' 14 dead, 36 injured."
Brains are weird
Brains are weird because I forgot until today that the one person I consider to be my best friend that I’m gonna miss more than my parents when I move in a few months had only been promoted from classmate to friend a little over a year ago (and best friend quickly after that)
Brains are weird because in high school I told people I had a crush on them on a whim whether I was sure about it or not and now the idea about saying concrete things like “you are my best friend” gives me such a stomach ache that I can hardly eat anymore
And brains are weird because throwing out vague but deeply personal information on the internet feels easier than journaling even though my therapist wants me to journal but I don’t wanna because I’m afraid a family member could find it as if they couldn’t find me online
Yes but I raise you that the edit actually doesn’t include any images of James Wilson in formal wear! Man is so sharp all the time but when he’s just chillin in his usual business attire…
I NEED an edit of james wilson to "sharp dressed man" by zz top
everytime I hear that song all I can think of is wilson
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
I can’t stop thinking about this fic I reread it 3 times in the past week it is crippling me so you should 100% read it pleasepleasepleaseplease
I need you to stop whatever the fuck you're doing and read this
It is going to change your fucking life btw and you're welcome
I'm so in love with how it turn out!!! 🩷🎤🎶🎵 The blush in Sonic's cheeks it's from the pink light, definitely, not from any gay reason .
Sent my friend my unpublished, unfinished House MD fic and they don’t watch House MD so the fact they asked earnestly me to send them my fic after I talked about it instead of telling me to stfu makes my head swim a little
But then they actually read it and complimented my writing and said that I needed to put it on ao3 because it would get so much love and now I can hardly breathe and all I’ve been thinking about is writing more not just bc writing it would give me satisfaction but because I want them to read it
Like I usually do most of my writing for myself but this fic…it’s for myself and them
Use tumblr like a diary, paper and ink costs money but going to your local library and using their internet is free
quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr
Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications
i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.
I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.
overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.
Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style
I dont make the rules
i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so
My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus
And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)
Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event
Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car
