Hello. I Heard You Like Frogs. I Also Like Frogs :3

Hold That Thought

This can't be happening

Not again

Just listen to me for once

This always happens

Stop it

Fuck I'm going to cry

What did you just say

I don't want it

Tell me you said no

“I hope we're soulmates in another universe”

This isn't fair

I want you in this one

Tell me you said no

We could be us

Why do you keep doing this

I just want you to want me as I am

Can you not see that I love you

Don't leave me alone here

I'm going to cry

We've always pretended that we're not us

I just want us to stop lying

No nightingales

You idiot

We could have been us

Don't bother

No one ever does

I'm A Weird Little Shit, Everyone.

Here is a list of my favorite ships. From ALL of the fandoms I'm in.

Genshin Impact

Albecrose

Kaeluc

Fischnett

Aeven

Zhongxiao (OTP)

Qingyun

Ninggbeidou

Kazuscara

Ittosara

Yaei

Ayathoma

Lumiyaka

Kavetham

Sethoscara (yes, I multiship)

Cynari

Clorinavia

Wriolette

Lionfish

Stardew Valley

Sebigail

Sebsam

Halex

My Hero Academia

Todosero

Katsudeku

Shinkami

Dabihawks

Togachako

Kamijiro

Tsukoyami

Miritama (OTP)

Kirimina

Erasermic

Nejiyuyu

Legend of Zelda

Sidlink (OTPPPP)

RevUrbosa (LEAVE ME ALONE THEY’RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER)

fuck idk I just like sidlink

I have no idea what fandoms I’m in at this point. A few random ships that I like: Stucky, KeefTam (Teefe?), Gojeto? Getojo? (idk the fuckin ship name), Ratiorine, Bootgenti/Argenthill, Mozeqiu or Feiqiu, idk. Also MioShun bc harukaze no étranger is OTP forever.

this has been my ted talk.

So, yes. It's about that time again. MHA sexualities, y'all! Part one, ofc.

Izuku Midoriya: Pansexual (OR BI, IT DOESN'T MATTER). Listen. He's a sweetheart. He loves everyone.

Katsuki Bakugou: Bisexual. I personally think he's one of those agressively closeted people who is also not really into the whole "Trans Agenda" thing. He'd be like, "You're amazing in the body/gender you are," but violently.

Ochako Uraraka: Straight. But an amazing ally!

Tenya Iida: Straight OR aromantic. He's a sweetheart though. He has very strong opinions about the LGBTQIA+ community, but he's never rude about it.

Shouto Todoroki: Demisexual, maybe bi? Honestly, probably just whoever makes Endeavor the angriest. I do think that he's kinda chill tho.

Shota Aizawa: Definitely bisexual, and probably demi too. And he ONLY likes cisgenders. He's the grudgingly supportive ally, but as a teacher AND hero, thinks that transitioning is unhealthy.

Takami Keigo: Dabisexual. None more to say.

NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

Can I pick one to not? ‘Cause I don’t like Zayne. Not my type.

Important Question: You can only choose one. Who are you picking? 🫠

Introductions!

Hello, wonderful Tumblr weirdos! I'm Shroomie (you can also call me Day or Bee). I am a total nerd.

Fandoms I'm in: #humans are space orcs, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (NOT THE NEW ONE, THAT ONE IS SHIT), Genshin Impact, MHA, MCU, Stardew Valley, Legend of Zelda, Keeper Of The Lost Cities, Osemanverse, The Umbrella Academy, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Umibe No Étranger, Witch Hat Atelier, Pirates Of The Caribbean, and Honkai: Star Rail.

I have ADHD and maybe?? autism.

I do fanart, fanfic, incorrect quotes, and weird little rambles that will make absolutely no sense most of the time.

My ask box is always open!

I'm aroace, and yes, I fit all of the stereotypes. I like frogs, books, drawing, writing, shitposting, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cosplaying and kinda just generally being a strange little goblin.

*yeetery intensifies*

Smiles, Shroomie

a neurodivergent blurb

I have ADHD. very, very bad ADHD. Anything and everything can be overstimulating. But there are some weird things that I do that make no sense.

Noises. I hate large crowds. They're loud and chaotic and terrible. But! I can and will blast k-pop at full volume in my earphones.

Using a weighted blanket. Most people think that if I can't freely move around, I'll be overwhelmed. But, actually, that makes it worse.

Lots of accessories. Sometimes, certain pieces of jewelry make everything bad. Like, I can't wear rings on my left hand and I can't wear bracelets on my right wrists. That's how you know that I don't have OCD.

Yay, ADHD.

Aliens And Chocolate

in a previous post, I stated that the only species that can eat chocolate safely is Humans! And we love our sweet, cocoa-y bars of the brown/white/black goodness.

but the thing is, everywhere else in the universe, it’s a carefully controlled, highly illegal substance. For some alien species, like the Penaconians and the Ahlmiws, it’s a hallucinogenic, intoxicating drug with severe side effects. For others like the Aakij and Zbbrk, it is a deadly poison.

The thing is, the illegal chocolatiers of the universe have refined their craft, and humans like it more than the chocolate we have. So you have groups of humans who go around to dealers, buying chocolate off of them for their hefty prices. And most aliens don’t know that humans are impervious to the dangers of cocoa! And the humans don’t know it’s illegal, so they’re not even trying to cover it up!

So, you know, there are thousands of intergalactic human criminals who are unknowingly on the run from the space police.

in a galactic jail somewhere

Burakkjian Serial Killer w/ a body count of 5000+: so, what’re you in for?

Literally just an average, everyday human: possession of highly illegal drugs and murder weapons

BONUS:

Karen, eating Nutella straight from the jar:

Steve: *chomps on Hershey bars*

Moss, elegantly eating ferrero rocher like the absolute royalty they are:

Zzgnaru: these are my idiots

Sunday: …they should all be dead or high

Boothill: Yeehaw they fuckin should

Ratio: the odds of them surviving are slim

Sampo: W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G A R E T H E Y S U I C I D A L S H O U L D I B E W O R R I E D

Aventurine: Oi, Karen, gimme

Karen, not really paying attention: sure

Ratio and Topaz, in unison: NO

Hi.Are you a mushroom?

did you not read my blog header?

yes. the answer is yes.

MHA What If Request post!

Heyo! If y’all want me to write a MHA drabble based off of your ideas, comment them here! The parameters are in my AO3 fanfic What If: MHA Edition! By @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer, of course.

Update:

Five minutes later, he screeches "ANARCHY" or some shit at the top of his lungs and runs back into the room, also at full speed. But, plot twist, this time I move before he gets elbowed.

When I asked why he did it again, he said "revenge" and elbowed me. In the face. Daintily.

I'm not sure how to feel.

MY BROTHER JUST SCREAMED "MEDS!" AND RAN HEADFIRST INTO MY ELBOW. HE THEN PROCEEDED TO FALL OFF THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SING THE FNAF THEME.

we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.