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Daisuga Headcanons

Sorry for how long and disorganised this is! I just felt a random urge to write about these two and so I did. Enjoy!

* Warning: some NSFW content *

- Daichi cannot cook for the LIFE OF HIM and burns things to a crisp if he doesn’t set them on fire when he tries. Because of this, Suga doesn’t let Daichi anywhere near the kitchen

- Because of how stressed out and in his head Suga can get, Daichi once suggested they try going to a yoga class together. His plan worked but for the wrong reason, as Suga started feeling better once he saw how inflexible Daichi was, rather than the actual class relaxing him. Although Daichi hated hearing Suga laugh his ass off at him in front of a bunch of strangers, he felt it was worth it since Suga was smiling again

- Daichi can be very dense when it comes to people flirting with him because someone will be doing just that and he just thinks they’re being nice. This is why it took him so long to realize Suga was into him. However, he recognises it a bit better when it happens to Suga, and it makes him uncomfortable

- Suga is a very jealous person and will grab Daichi’s hand or hold his arm any time he feels someone is getting too chummy with his man, but others flirting with Daichi ultimately makes him horny. He finds it more amusing than anything when people flirt with him

- Suga usually stays shirtless in the change room for a while to cool down from practice, and knowing how much Daichi likes the view, he uses it to tease him

- Any time they go grocery shopping together, Daichi ALWAYS has to grab a bag of sugar and cover the “r” with his thumb. He dies laughing every time and Suga is less than impressed

- Whenever they go out for dinner, Suga orders for both of them because Daichi can never make up his mind on what he wants

- Daichi is very dominant and aggressive in bed so Suga has to lie about being a klutz from how much he limps the next day

- Everyday, Daichi makes a point to tell Suga one thing he loves/appreciates about him to remind Suga that even if he isn’t the setter anymore, he is still Daichi’s favourite and therefore the best. He also makes Suga wear his jersey to show him that he’s his “number 1″. Suga tells him he’s being ridiculous but he’s actually so happy

- When Suga is upset but doesn’t want to talk about it, he lays his head on Daichi’s thighs (because he’s a slut for those thighs) and Daichi will lovingly stroke his head. When Daichi is upset and doesn’t want to talk about it, he’ll make Suga sit in his lap so he can just hold him

- They are both emotional eaters

- When they finally got together, Asahi and Kiyoko were much more relieved than they were because they always had to deal with them ranting about each other and now it’s finally over

- They both have issues with the other driving because Suga has really bad road rage and will kill a man if provoked, and Daichi can only drive listening to fast-paced music which leads him to speed. If they can’t decide who should drive, they’ll either drive separately or get Asahi to drive them

- On a much less innocent note, neither of them have an issue with the other’s back seats and use them on the regular

- Suga is closer to Asahi; Daichi is closer to Kiyoko

- When Daichi finally confessed his feelings, Suga laughed it off and carried on like it was nothing because he genuinely didn’t think that Daichi could ever be into him. Daichi, not understanding that, got really upset and avoided Suga whenever he could for four days. The issue was only cleared up when Suga overheard Daichi and Kiyoko talking about it and he finally explained everything

- Suga is super supportive of Daichi and will attack the man if he ever doubts his abilities or his worth. 

- Daichi gives Suga pep talks whenever Suga is stressed about something coming up, solely out of habit from being the captain. Suga thinks it’s cute and funny, whereas Daichi doesn’t realize that’s what he’s doing

- Without realizing it, they both fell in love with each other when the other was acting like a parent to the first and/or second years

- They go on study dates a lot because neither of them will study alone

- Once Daichi gets a job like working in a fast-food place or something, Suga will go to one of Daichi’s coworkers to order that “sexy brunette flipping the fries”. To get payback for this, Daichi will go to Suga’s work and ask if his “number and a date” are on the menu

- They act very mature and modest around others and often talk about how a healthy relationship is built off of trust and communication rather than sex, which they genuinely believe, but their hands and mouths are all over each other once they are alone

That’s it for now! Feel free to reblog/comment to add onto this :D

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

Okay so I was taking a shower and I was listening to music like the cool cat that I am when “Time In A Bottle” by Jim Croce came on and immediately, my brain was like “what if you just started thinking of Kagaya and Amane from Demon Slayer?” and so I did and now I’m feeling really sad because it’s too real like they really didn’t have enough time with each other or with their kids and they were way too young to go the way they did.

Excuse me while I go cry for a bit

*After an argument amongst the Pillars caused by Giyu*

Kagaya: To settle this dispute, Giyu, why don’t you tell the others one thing you like about them?

Giyu: Uh, okay. Kocho, I like the purple in your hair.

Shinobu: Thanks!

Giyu: Kanroji, I like the green in your hair.

Mitsuri: Aw, thank you! I love your hair as well!

Giyu: Tokito, I like the blue in your hair.

Muichiro: Thanks, I guess.

Giyu: Rengoku, I like the red in your hair.

Kyojuro: A little repetitive, but thank you, nonetheless!

Giyu: Iguro, I like... uh... I like the um... The, uh, colour of, um...

Obanai: No, go ahead. Which colour of my hair do you like? Black or black?

Giyu: ... Uh... I like the yellow of your right eye.

Obanai: Whatever.

Giyu: Uzui, I like the red dots near your eye.

Tengen: Naturally! But your compliments are in desperate need of flair and uniqueness. You just keep going off about colours of things and eyes.

Giyu, completely ignoring Tengen: Shinazugawa, I like... the colour of the scar near your eye?

Sanemi: That doesn’t even make sense AND you said it like a question! How the fuck is that a compliment!?

Giyu: It just is.

Sanemi: No, it fucking isn’t!

Giyu, ignoring Sanemi and remembering that Gyomei is blind so colour and eyes mean nothing to him: And Himejima, I like your generous personality and your compassionate manner. You really hold this team together.

Gyomei: Why, thank you for saying something so personal and kind.

Giyu: No problem, man.

The rest of the Pillars: Bitch, the fuck-

Inosuke: Okay, if you guys had to choose one of the pillars to-

Zenitsu: Uzui.

Tanjiro: But he didn’t even finish asking the question. What if he says something different than what you thought he was going to say?

Zenitsu: ... It’s Inosuke. He only thinks of, like, one thing.

Tanjiro: Who knows? He may surprise you.

Zenitsu, to Inosuke: Is it bad?

Inosuke: Only if you think feeding the pillar to the demons as an unwilling sacrifice is bad!

Zenitsu, looking Tanjiro in the eye matter-of-a-factly: Seeing as I do think that is a bad thing, my answer is Uzui.

Favourite Haikyuu!! Character From Each Team

Karasuno: Tadashi Yamaguchi

Aoba Johsai: Hajime Iwaizumi

Nekoma: Morisuke Yaku

Fukurodani: Keiji Akaashi

Shiratorizawa: Satori Tendou

Inarizaki: Rintaro Suna

Reblog with your favourites!

InoTan Headcanon

I feel like Tanjiro would confide in Nezuko about his crush on Inosuke and he would speak very passionately and excitedly about him with Nezuko nodding along, just happy that Tanjiro is in such a good mood even if he is talking her ear off CONSTANTLY. Like, any time they separate from Inosuke and Zenitsu for like two minutes, he feels the need to go on rants about Inosuke’s pretty face, his sense of humour, how nice his muscles are, his usefulness and loyalty to the team, literally anything he can think of in his ultra gay mind just as long as Inosuke can’t hear. And if her brother wasn’t such a good bean who deserved the world and so much more, Nezuko would have shut him up ages ago.

Meanwhile, since Inosuke figures that Tanjiro shouldn’t understand his feelings for him before he knew himself what they were, he confides in (an unwilling) Zenitsu who he just assumes is really smart since he knows so much, having not grown up in the mountains like the rest of the group. I feel like their conversations would be something like

Inosuke: I think Monjiro might be trying to kill me! Every time I see him my heart beats really fast and I feel sick! And he keeps sneaking into my mind which is really pissing me off because it makes me feel all giddy and like I need to be around him to be happy. I also want to protect him from all harm for some reason, even though he can fight! But the worst part is that he looks really good and is very distracting, especially when he smiles!

Inosuke: I think he’s a witch! There’s no other way he could mess me up like this! What do you think?? 

Zenitsu: He’s not a witch, you just have romantic feelings for him, dumbass. It’s a natural thing that most everyone goes through and doesn’t result in death! I can help you with dealing with it or whatever, if you want.

Inosuke: Yeah!

Zenitsu: Okay, great. Now GET OUT OF HERE SO I CAN FINISH TAKING THIS SHIT IN PEACE!

Haikyuu!! Ships Summary

My absolute favourite thing with all the ship summaries or descriptions lists from Haikyuu!! that I’ve seen is that they are all cute or intense but then it gets to Ushiten and it’s like “Tendou fights the waves at the beach for touching his man’s ass while Ushijima doesn’t understand what’s happening and just wants a towel” and I couldn’t be happier

This is in no particular order and I didn’t know how many to put lol

1. Spinner

2. Bakugo

3. Endeavor

4. Dabi

5. Miruko

6. Mount Lady

MHA opinions!

I was just wondering if by chapter 298, anyone started liking characters that maybe they didn’t like before? (even if you just like this character more now!)

Here are my three in no particular order:

1. Spinner

2. Miruko

3. Muscular

Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!

Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?

Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?

Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.

Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!

Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.

Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.

Semi: How do you always get up at four in the morning so easily without an alarm clock?

Ushijima: Just because I do not own an alarm clock does not mean I wake up without assistance.

Semi: So, what, you have an alarm set on your phone?

Ushijima: Of course not. Tendou always breaks into my room at four in the morning to tell me about the manga he was reading, so I always get up to listen to what he has to say. That is how I start my day.

Semi: How about I tell him to stop because you both should be sleeping.

Ushijima: Absolutely not. He is adorable and always sets my day on the right track. Besides, how else would I get up in the morning for school?

Semi: An alarm-

Ushijima: No. Tendou waking me up is the only way.

I’m just gonna leave this here

Demon Slayer Headcanon

You know how Zenitsu was struck by lightning and that's why his hair is blonde? This means it probably feels really dead and rough and that bothers him a lot because it used to be so nice and soft.

I guess they all live together and one day Zenitsu comes home to find Tanjiro and Inosuke in the bathroom surrounded by bottles and putting their contents in Nezuko's hair. When he freaks out and asks what the heck they're doing to her, Tanjiro smiles and says "we know how much you hate how dead you're hair feels so we're trying out different "damaged hair repair" shampoos and conditioners on Nezuko's split ends to see which ones would be most effective for rejuvenating your hair!" And Zenitsu just starts fucking sobbing because he doesn't understand what he did to deserve such thoughtful friends

Bonus:

They end up finding one that works really well and so Nezuko helps him figure out a routine of when he should wash and condition his hair. Except it's not him washing his hair; it's Inosuke and his surprisingly gentle hands with Tanjiro just chilling with them and singing his mother's lullabies to a sleeping Nezuko in his lap. They do this, despite him making it perfectly clear that he wants his privacy and he doesn't even need help with it because he knows how to do it! He eventually gives up though because Inosuke keeps threatening him when he tells him to stop which he finds out is because Inosuke feels really relaxed when massaging his scalp and it relaxes him too especially with the soft singing in the background so he’s just like what the hell I'll just let this happen

- Ushijima and Tendou laying on the ground with the tops of their heads touching -

Ushijima: Why do you insist we lay like this?

Tendou: To test out a theory of mine about mind reading. Okay, what am I thinking about?

Ushijima: I’m not sure. What are you thinking about?

Tendou: No, try to read my mind! I’ll give you a hint: it’s a little abnormal.

Ushijima: Are you thinking about yourself and how abnormally perfect you are?

Tendou, blushing: W-what??

Ushijima: Oh, should I be more specific? How about when you get really happy and you smile so brightly that my heart skips a beat? 

Tendou: Wh-

Ushijima: Or when you get excited about a manga chapter you read and you come running to me to tell me about it in the cutest way possible? 

Tendou: No, hang on-

Ushijima: Or perhaps you are thinking about how beautiful you look when you’re not trying to impress anyone?

Tendou, choking up: ...I was thinking about a spork but o-okay.

- Right after Akaashi's first practice at Fukurodani -

Bokuto: I can’t wait to practice with you again! You’re really good! I just know you’ll fit in with our tight-knit family no sweat!

Akaashi: Thank you. Have a good night.

Bokuto: You have an even better night!

*Once Akaashi leaves*

Bokuto, turning to his team and pacing like a drill sergeant: Alright, listen up you fucks. Akaashi is off limits, do you hear me? He is mine! Now, I think I’m a pretty reasonable guy, but if I find out that even one of you makes an advance on him, I will personally-

Akaashi, walking back in: I’m sorry, I think I left my bag in here.

Bokuto: No worries! *grabs Akaashi’s bag and hands it to him* There you go!

Akaashi: Thank you. *leaves again*

Bokuto: As I was saying before that sweet angel came in- I will personally DESTROY you and make your death as slow and painful as I possibly can! Is that understood!?

The rest of the team: *nods*

Bokuto, cheerfully: Great! Have a good night and I’ll see you guys tomorrow!

Tsukki is soft for Yamaguchi

Hinata: Hey, Tsukishima! 

Tsukishima: What do you want?

Hinata: We’re going out for lunch, did you wanna come? It’ll only be us first years there. Even Yachi’s coming!

Tsukishima: Ew. Hell no.

Kageyama: You don’t need to be a dick, he was being nice. I didn’t even want to invite you-

Tsukishima: Well, I don’t even want to go so that works.

Yamaguchi, sadly: Wait, Tsukki, you’re not coming? Did you want me to stay here with you instead? I don’t mind.

Tsukishima, sighing: Fuck, fine. I’ll come.

Yamaguchi: :D

Tsukishima, once no one is looking: :)

Kuroo: I'm going on an adventure with Bo for the weekend. You gonna be okay without me here?

Kenma, not looking up from his DS: Are you kidding? I'm gonna be even better with you gone. That means non-stop gaming!

Kuroo: Just remember to eat, you crackhead.

*the next day*

Kenma, exaggeratingly loud to no one whatsoever: Man, I've been playing this game for like six whole hours! Sure is great to be able to play for another ten without someone to stop me!

Akaashi, walking in Kenma's room: You miss him, don't you?

Kenma: What? I don't care that he's gone. It's better this way. As I said, no one can stop me.

Akaashi, sighing: It's time to eat, Kenma.

Kenma, crying: That's what Kuroo would say!

Akaashi: So you do?

Kenma: *nods*

Akaashi, also crying: Okay, good 'cause I'm missing Bokuto like crazy but I can't let anyone else on my team know! Can I stay here with you and we can eat ice cream and talk about them???

Kenma, already moving over to make more room: Fuck yeah!

Bonus:

*on Monday*

Bokuto and Kuroo: We’re back!

Akaashi and Kenma, smiling wide and dancing around happily in Kenma’s room: Ew! Why couldn’t this weekend last any longer!?

Kaminari: I think I'm gonna fail the English test.

Sero: Shit, dude. What'cha gonna do?

Iida: Sero, you should be asking "what are you going to do" rather than what you just said.

Kaminari: What's wrong with askin' me the way he did?

Iida: Asking, Kaminari, and the way he phrased his question was grammatically incorrect!

Aoyama, who just walked in: Mayhaps you should tutor them.

Sero: Don't you have something to say about that, Iida?

Aoyama: Hm? Did I say something wrong?

Iida, blushing from how cute Aoyama is: No, you said everything perfectly.

Kaminari: How? He just combined two words-

Iida: AS I SAID, it was PERFECT.

Sokka and Katara Headcanon

So, I can't remember if it ever mentions this in Avatar: The Last Airbender because I haven't watched it in years, despite having been able to.

But, anyway, here we go!

So while Sokka and Katara can speak English, they can also speak the language of their tribe which is their first language. When they are talking late at night or sometimes when they're walking around, they slip back into the language and just talk, whether it's about their next mission, some juicy gossip they heard, their feelings, it doesn't matter. Just the familiarity of it makes any conversation that much better. It was almost a way to make it seem like they were home.

One night when they were doing this, the rest of the Gaang woke up hearing it and thought they were under attack. But when they found that their foes were in fact their friends, they lowered their weapons and sat down to listen in secret, despite not being able to understand it. Just hearing the foreign language and seeing the two of them talking like this was beautiful in a way to them. So beautiful, in fact, they all agreed to not say anything in fear it would scare the pair into not doing it anymore.

Bonus: 

When they do something illegal in a place where they’re not recognized and all else fails, they fall back on Plan E and pretend they don’t know English at all or only one of them (typically Katara) can understand a little bit of it.

Eddy: Hey, Double D! What if-

Edd, not looking up from his book: No.

Eddy: What, why? I didn’t even say my awesome idea, yet!

Edd: And for the sake of my sanity, we’re gonna keep it that way.

Eddy: Don’t ya think you’re being dramatic?

Edd, sighing and closing his book: Fine. What’s your great plan, Eddy?

Eddy: So, I’m thinking you build a missile and aim it at Kevin’s house and tell him to give me back the quarter he stole from me yesterday or you’ll destroy his house and whoever’s inside.

Edd: *inhales deeply*

Edd: And I’m being dramatic!?

Eddy: Yes!

Edd: Please get out my house.

It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

Complicated

Tweek, visibly upset:

Token: Hey, what’s wrong?

Tweek: I miss Craig.

Token: Why don’t you call him?

Tweek: Because we’re fighting.

Token: Why are you fighting?

Tweek: Lack of communication.

Token: So, talk to him.

Tweek: No, he doesn’t call me first anymore, so I’m waiting until he does.

Token: Oh, okay.

*Tweek’s phone starts ringing*

Token: Look, it’s Craig-

Tweek: *declines call*

Token: Why did you do that!? He was calling you! Isn’t that what you wanted??

Tweek: I’m not ready to talk to him yet.

Token:

Token: WHAT!?

My favourites - South Park

I know absolutely nobody asked for this but I’ve decided to expose myself so awaaaay we go!

Favourite kids:

5. Kenny

4. Stan

3. Craig

2. Jimmy

1. Timmy (Literal angel. Best boy)

Favourite Adult:

Miss Havisham (I know that she was only in that one episode about Pip but that was all it took for her to be my favourite)

Favourite Sibling:

Shelly

Some of My Favourite Episodes: (sorry I put so much)

The Jeffersons

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Tweek vs. Craig

A History Channel Thanksgiving

Asspen

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

Helen Keller! The Musical

Pandemic Part 1 & 2 (counting it as one because I can)

Timmy 2000

Fourth Grade

Good Times With Weapons

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

Krazy Kripples

It’s Christmas In Canada (I fucking adore the Canadians)

Favourite Songs:

5. Why Can’t I Be Like All The Other Kids? (Token)

4. Put It Down (Craig, Tweek, other students)

3. Out Of My Shell (Larry)

2. Queef Free (Men of South Park)

1. Christmas Time In Hell (Satan)

Favourite Game:

The Fractured But Whole

Bonus~

Favourite Ships:

Stanman (Stan x Cartman)

Jyle (Jimmy x Kyle)

Creek (Craig x Tweek)

Clenny (Clyde x Kenny)

Special K (Mysterion x Dr. Timothy)

Pete x Michael

Once again, no one asked! I just wanted to say this! If you agree/disagree with any of these, let me know!

Tsuyu Asui Headcanons for when she is cold

- Momo makes her a bunch of really warm outfits, coats, mittens, scarves, socks, blankets, you name it. She had to do a bit of research for making the materials, but she thought the extra work was more than worth it since she knew Tsu would be warm.

- If Todoroki’s there, you better bet your bottom dollar that he’s on her right. This was originally him just standing or sitting next to her, but not anymore. No, now he makes her cuddle with him on the couch and if their standing, she’s now on his left hip snuggling into him.

- This ^ happens at any given moment whether one of them’s in the middle of doing homework or having a conversation.

- Sato will bring her to his room right after he’s made her some kind of pastry so she can eat hot food in a really warm room. He will also make her soup so she gets real food into her as well.

- When Tokoyami sees her shivering, he gets Dark Shadow to collect as many blankets as he can to wrap her up in.

- Shoji gives her all of his sweaters and some pants to put over her clothes in hopes that they will keep her warm. He also will hold her and shield her when they have to go outside.

- Mineta originally opts for them taking off their shirts for body heat but after that didn’t go very well for him, he now makes her hot chocolate and refills the cup every time she finishes it.

- Kirishima sets up a workout for the two of them to do together to get her moving and sweating, Now whether that be an actual workout or Just Dance depends on the day and how cold she is.

- Uraraka runs a really warm bath for her with a portable heater in the bathroom so she won’t be cold when she gets out.

 - Sero tapes heating packs all over her body so she physically can’t be warm.

- Koda lets her play with his rabbit and she gets so happy from it that she forgets about the cold for a bit, especially when it’s cuddling with her and when she’s chasing it around. 

- Kaminari shocks her and as stupid as it sounds, it actually works for a little bit. After that, he gets her to race him through the halls.

- Midoriya makes her a fort of pillows and blankets in the common area where they just lie and cuddle. Sometimes, she ends up with her whole body - aside from her head - under the couch cushions and he’ll sit on a cushion that she isn’t under or he’ll chill on the floor.

- Jiro was surprisingly the one who thought about having pillow fights, rather than something less goofy. Nonetheless, it works and they have a blast.

- Mina tries to teach her new dances and sometimes they play a very intense game of leap frog.

- Aoyama gets her the warmest things he can find and has her put them on for their fashion show. They do this in the common area so everyone can see how ridiculous she looks in all of these fluffy sweaters, pajamas and snow pants.

- Iida raises the temperature of their dorm building until she is comfortable and everyone else has to be in their summer wear to be comfortable.

- Ojiro wraps her up with his tail tightly so there isn’t any room for the cold to get her.

- Hagakure tucks her into bed (since Tsu’s room is on the top floor, it would be warmer) and suffocates her with the stuffed animals she brought up with her.

- Bakugo will blow something up to start a fire and get her to sit with him around it or gets her to beat up a punching bag as he screams at her, which is something they do together even when she’s warm so she can let out some stress

Bonus:

Aizawa lets her use his sleeping bag during class.

Tokoyami: I am the epitome of darkness. I know nothing of light nor care to learn of its cruel and blinding nature. It’s in the abyss I find my comfort when I’m surrounded by nothing but my thoughts. My soul is non-existent, all that’s there is an endless void-

McDonald’s cashier: Sir, there is a line of people behind you, so please just tell me your order.

Tokoyami:

Tokoyami: I’ll take a 20 piece mcnugget meal please.

Dark Shadow: Ooh! Can I get some fries too?

Tokoyami: Of course. Can I also get four large fries in addition to the medium fries that come with my meal. And a root beer, too. I’d also like a coffee. Make it like my soul.

McDonald’s cashier: I thought... I thought you said you didn’t have a soul...?

Tokoyami: Exactly. Make it a tea, instead.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Teacher Slumber Party at UA - featuring Best Jeanist

All Might: Hey, Best Jeanist, we’re gonna play truth or dare, you should play with us!

Best Jeanist: No.

Present Mic: Aw, why not? You haven’t played in forever!

Best Jeanist: That’s because someone always dares me to wear something other than jeans.

Midnight: We just want you to be comfortable. Let loose and be wild! 

Best Jeanist: I am comfortable. Thank you for the concern, once again,

Snipe: Of course but you don’t need to wear jeans just because it’s in your hero name. You’re allowed to change, you know.

Best Jeanist: If I wasn’t okay with wearing jeans, I wouldn’t wear them aLL THE T I M E .

Gang Orca: BUT THE FABRIC IS TOO ROUGH, IT COULD IRRITATE YOUR SKIN!

Best Jeanist: MY SKIN’S FINE, YOU’RE THE ONLY THINGS IRRITATING ME!

Cementoss: We mean no offense, we just think it’s gotten out of hand, is all.

Best Jeanist, clad in his jajamas and jlippers, wrapped in his jlanket: Why?

The others:

Best Jeanist:

Aizawa: Let’s just play a different game.