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Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.
Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!
Erica : Nice.
Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?
Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.
Max : Obviously.
Will : *nodding*
El : *giggling*
Celebrity AU
Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?
Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.
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Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.
Dustin : Tell us a little about yourself!
Steve : I'd rather not, I really like this group.
*The party sitting in jail together*
Max : So who should we call?
Mike : I’d call Steve, but I feel safer in jail.
Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Jonathan : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Argyle : Weight loss? Drink water.
Robin : Clear skin? Drink water.
Steve : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them
Everyone :
Eddie : We're having a kid!
Dustin : Oh, congratula-
Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.
Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?
Robin : What kind of hints?
Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.
Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.
Robin : That isn't a hint.
Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.
Steve : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety! I’ll wait.
Robin : You and me!
Steve : *tearing up* Ok...
Robin : *clicks pen*
Steve : *clicks pen in response*
Eddie : Stop that.
Steve : Stop what?
Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
Eddie : ...
*Later*
Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Just constantly thinking about Steve Addams. I will fight you all for him, for his existence 🙇♂️
I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏
Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?
Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!
Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*
Castiel : You're adorable.
Dean : *blushes*
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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.
Castiel : Because he have little hands.
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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?
Dean : Did you ask Castiel?
Steve : He said no.
Dean : Then why did you ask me?
Steve : He's not the boss of you.
Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.
Dean : Getting gayer.
Steve : Thank you, Dad.
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Dean : *yawns*
Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.
Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Robin : Made you all playlists!
Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.
Steve : What did you do?
The party :
Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Time family AU
Teacher : Your child was in a fight.
Doctor!11 : Oh no, that’s terrible!
Mom Kaya : Did they win?
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.
Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.
AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie
Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
And everybody's just kind of : 😀?
Time family AU
Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.
Steve : So did their neck.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.
Robin : No.
Steve : Why not?
Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.
Steve holding up Will and El : 7!
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!
Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
In a friendship we have :
Stiles, Robin, Dean : If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
Scott, Steve, Charlie : I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
Don't hate me for this but... Am I the only one who think Girl!Steve and Robin would be the most powerful couple in the world? I mean, I really really love platonic soulmate Stobin!!
But you can't change my mind about the fact that I think they would be a powerful canon couple.
Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!
Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.
Steve : Aww thanks Robs!
He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏
Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.