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Hades: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

Zeus: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Poseidon: *starts to walk towards them*

Hades: FUCK OFF!

myths series  ♆  Greek mythology

╙  Hades

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker, Hades stands in front of the pot with his arms crossed]

Hades: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Persephone, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Hades: No. No you didn’t. Thanatos?

Thanatos: Don’t look at me. Look at Hecate.

Hecate: What?! I didn’t break it.

Thanatos: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Hecate: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Thanatos: Suspicious.

Hecate: No it’s not.

Hermes: If it matters, probably not, but Minthe was the last one to use it.

Minthe: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Hermes: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Minthe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hermes!

Persephone: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Hades.

Hades: No! Who broke it?!

Hecate, softly: Hades… Alecto’s been awfully quiet.

Alecto: REALLY?!

Hecate: Yeah, really!

Alecto: Oh my God!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Hades: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *Looks back at the group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Poseidon: I was put on this earth to do one thing

Hades, disinterested: oh?

Poseidon: Yeah. Luckily, I forgot what it was so now I can do whatever I want

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Zeus: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Hades, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Hades: Persephone kissed me!!

Zeus: [gasp] No!

Poseidon: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Hades: It’s unbelievable.

Poseidon: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Zeus: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Poseidon, get the wine and unplug the phone. Hades, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Hades: Oh it ends verrry well.

Poseidon: [rushing over with wine glasses] Don’t start without me! Don’t start without me!

Zeus: Alright, let’s hear about this kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Hades: Well, at first it was kinda of intense, y'know and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Zeus & Poseidon: [squealing] Awwwwwww!

(Scene changes to Persephone, Artemis, and Hecate casually eating pizza)

Persephone: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Artemis: Tongue?

Persephone: Yeah.

Hecate: Cool.

greek gods as things my friends do

Zeus: says ‘my man’ after every sentence, regardless of the gender

Poseidon: sprays his gatorade bottle at people who are being mean to him

Hades: says ‘I wanna die’ at any mild inconvenience

Hera: rants about the girls that are mean to her

Demeter: threatens to break into her friends houses if they forget to pack a lunch

Hestia: hugs everyone for no apparent reason

Apollo: draws all over tests and folders

Artemis: rants about feminism 

Athena: smacks people with books, usually for them being mildly irritating

Aphrodite: “here’s” *tap* “the motherfucking” *tap tap tap* “tea” *tap*

Ares: says “fight me” at random times for no reason

Hephaestus: gives everyone disapproving looks while quietly watching them from afar

Hermes: runs fucking everywhere. like, we have to go to the other side of the gym which would take 20 seconds of walking? let’s fucking sprint bois

Dionysus: pationately rants about how drugs should be legal

Thanatos: As your best friend-

Hades: Persephone is my best friend

Thanatos: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND,

Zeus: Ooh! Would you like I spot of T E A, Poseidon?

Poseidon: Well yes I wO Uld, Zeus!

Zeus: And what about yo u, Hades?

Hades: Y e as I certainly would!

Zeus: Well would you like Oolong or Earl Grey??

Hades: Ouh you know I only like black tea, Zeus!

Hera, somewhere in the distance watching them having their tea party: What the fuck...

poseidon, eating a jar of Nutella at 3 am, crying, after starting 53 arguments that very day: why can't we all just get along

Theo: *phone starts ringing*

Cain: *looks at who’s calling*

Cain *grimaces*: you still call our dad ‘daddy’?

Theo: *answers the call and makes direct eye contact with Cain*

Theo: Hello, Adonis.

Cain: *chokes on drink*

Hades: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

Hades: Raven, not you, you’re an angel and we’re happy to have you here.

Dania: Am I in trouble?

Lucifer: Have a guess.

Dania: No?

Lucifer: Have another guess.

Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Theo: hey nice hands

Sept: thanks?

Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my

Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Hades to Akin

Hades- You're bast- husband sneezed earlier and I accidently said "Shut the fuck up," instead of "bless you,".

Akin- How do you accidently say shut the fuck up?

[skipping stones on a pond]

brian: this is such a beautiful evening

john: *whispering* take that you fucking lake

Bonus present: rec list!

So as a bonus and sort of apology for having to close the box so quickly, I thought I’d make you all a rec list of some of my most favourite fics in the Queen fandom!

Warm and Terrified by @s0meday0neday (Roger/John, Roger/John/Brian)

This is, in my humble opinion, the definitive Queen A/B/O verse fic. Starring omega John, betas Roger and Freddie, and alpha Brian, it’s an amazing tale woven around the discrimination faced by omegas, the affect this has on the band, John and Roger’s loving but frowned-on relationship, and poor gentle Brian at odds with his own nature. Seriously, read this fic.

I Belong to You Forever by KyluxFicHell (@bohemian-rhapsody-slash on tumblr) (John/Freddie and Brian/Roger with a touch of poly!Queen) and its sequel, Standing On My Own Two Feet (Rami/Joe and Gwil/Ben)

This is some of the most innovative world-building I’ve seen in any fandom. The classic A/B/O trope is given a different spin where instead, people are born as either Dominant or Submissive. The first story commences in the 70s where submissives have almost no rights and Queen are trying to sign a record deal, leading to doms Freddie and Brian to claim subs John and Roger to protect them from sleazy record executives. The sequel is based during the filming of BoRhap and focuses more on subs Joe and Ben as they film the movie and navigate their feelings for doms Rami and Gwil, with some help from Queen.

Four Men and a Rock and Roll Band series by Tikini (poly!Queen)

Buckle in because this series is one hell of a ride. It rocks between absolutely filthy smut and more in-depth character and emotion analysis. And it doesn’t shy away from the realities of what it would have been like trying to build this relationship in the 70s. Overall a brilliantly-written fic with realistic, beautiful characterisation. Trigger warning for parts 12 and 13.

Roses in December by writeyourownlifestory (Roger/John)

A stunning piece focused around what seems a simple premise: Roger gets into a car accident and loses his memory. Even though it’s 1976, he thinks it’s 1970, which means he has no memory of John. John chooses not to tell Roger about their relationship, and so much angst ensues. But it’s gorgeously written and has you holding on for that happy ending that we hope will come.

Liar by LetMeEntertainYou (general, no pairing)

This fic will break your heart in just 869 words. An alternate reason for why we haven’t seen John in years, and how much Brian and Roger love him. Tissues required.

Lily of the Valley by kinole009x (John/Veronica)

A slight AU where Ronnie is a roadie for Queen, accidentally pregnant after a one night stand and oblivious to the fact that John is in love with her. But the man who fathered her child has ulterior motives and Ronnie and John have a long rocky road ahead. The tension in this fic is absolutely killing me, I swear.

Give Me Mercy No More by killerqueenie (Rami/Joe with background Ben/Gwil)

AU: Joe is a dom who Gwil talks into teaching his bondage class while the latter is on holiday. Gwil also has a sub friend Rami who can help. Of course Joe is gonna catch feelings on the way. Who wouldn’t? Super cute and fluffy (despite the smutty premise).

A Kind of Magic by QueenOfAllCorgis (John/Freddie, sort of Roger/Brian)

A semi-AU where Queen is a mixed band of supernaturals and humans: the djinn Freddie, the dragon John, the incubus Roger, and the very human Brian. Their natures cause various issues along the way, other supernaturals make an appearance, and you’ll want to punch Paul Prenter twice as much as usual. Brilliant.

Riders on the Storm series by sweetestsight (no pairings)

Absolutely hilarious crack AU where Roger, Brian, Freddie and John are actually the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Except they don’t really feel like bringing on the apocalypse, so they’ll drink cocktails on the beach instead. Exactly as funny as it sounds!

you drive me (to my knees) by @sammyspreadyourwings (Brian/John)

College AU where Brian and John are roommates who hate each other. Or do they? A beautifully subby Bri with a very dom John and some delectable smut.

Kevlar and Armani by @sammyspreadyourwings (Brian/John)

The classic spy AU where John and Brian are undercover together and discuss their relationship while trying not to be killed. As you do.

The Brighter Sun and the Easier Lays series by Kt_fairy (John/Roger)

Okay, okay, I’m a sucker for realistic 70s stuff (which is funny since I can’t write it myself). Roger and John end up as fuck buddies, then they catch proper feelings, but in a world where this is not the norm, it takes them a while to figure it out. This is really fucking gorgeous as a series that deals with quite a lot of internalised stuff.

Ad Astra per Aspera series by @sammyspreadyourwings (John/Roger, John/Roger/Brian)

Brian is a werewolf, Roger is a vampire, Freddie is a dryad, and John is a human. Queen is ground-breaking for having so many supernaturals but especially a werewolf. Brian has a lot of internalised hatred for what he is which the boys try to help him through…right up until Brian catches a bit more than feelings for John and Roger. Another one where the tension is killing me.

Me n my friends summoning Satan to get free tuition

Person: I HATE YOU.

Hades: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Person: I HATE YOUR SONS.

Hades: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Underworld social networks

Hades: tumblr. Never reblogs anything, but follows a lot of science blogs and entertains himself thinking how smart he is. His nickname is Hector.

Lucifer: Twitter. Strictly professional, only uses it for official communication.

Charon: goodreads. He doesn't really use it as a social network, but he needs to keep track of the books he has read.

Cerberus: no social network. (But there's a user in some porn webs called @BadassGuardian that just happens to like the same things as him).

Cain: he is that one troll in every social network ever. He also happens to follow a lot of fashion channels both in YouTube and instagram

Abel: he's that one guy who never logs off Steam.

Ambrosius: YouTube. He follows dance channels and tries to copy the choregrafies.

Akin: tumblr. He's in every Fandom. OTPs, shipping, crying when one of his OTPs becomes Canon... he is the ultimate fanboy.

Lea: instagram. Fashion, weapons and videos of herself training (and looking fabulous while doing it).

Theo: hey nice hands

Sept: thanks?

Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my

Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

Hades: I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my lifetime.

Lucifer: How many?

Hades: How many kids do I have again?

Lucifer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you’d lost over the years

Abel: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!

Hades: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Cain: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Theo: Mental stability, my old friend!

Lucifer: …could you guys lighten up a little?

Nikias: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?

Hades: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.

Lucifer: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.

Theo: Mercutio is gay.

Abel: Hey Theo, what time is it?

Theo: I don’t know, pass me the recorder

Theo: *plays the recorder loudly*

Hades: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Theo: It’s 2am

John + yellow  ✧  for @dalliscar