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John in his white ‘Headlong’ shirt, 1991 (Innuendo)
Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.
Same fucking energy
animated queen moodboards series ↳ @x5vale
john: rog, i need you to calm down-
roger: *slams fist on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE ‘BIRTHDAY CAKE’ FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR
Queen as four elements (fire, water, earth and air)
freddie : it’s saint patrick’s day. the holiday of my people.
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brian : you’re not Irish.
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freddie : binge drinkers.
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roger, from across the room : aMEN!
freddie : i dropped 35 pounds in like a month, just by cutting out beer.
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roger : giving up beer must have been hard.
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freddie : not really. i just replaced it with vodka.
roger : if the earth is flat, then explain why my life has been going downhill constantly.
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brian : no that’s not-
brian : has anyone seen freddie or roger?
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deaky : it’s 10 am. i’d be more worried if they were here.
freddie, singing : tale as old as time.
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roger : meme as old a vine.
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roger and freddie, singing together : beauty and the yeet.
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john reid : what-
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miami : don’t. questioning it just encourages them.
roger : i need your help. you’re sneakier than me, you’re a better liar than me and you have no moral compass.
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freddie : look, those are nice compliments, but i’m busy.
roger, running in : fred, i just heard! is it true that paul is terribly ill?
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freddie : you sound so hopeful.
roger : *sneezes*
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freddie : hey everyone, roger sneezes like a girl!
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roger : tHEN HOW ABOUT I POUND YOU LIKE A BOY that didn’t sound right-
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freddie : no no, continue.
Roger: If there’s gonna be a big dramatic scene, wait till I get back.
Freddie: Of course, I can’t flip this table by myself.
waiter : are you all set to order?
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roger : yes. can i get a milkshake with two straws please?
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dominique : aww that’s sw-
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roger, putting both straws in his mouth : watch how fucking fast i can drink this.
All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.
Roger: Deaky, the big question is, does Brian like you? Cause if he doesn’t like you then this is all a moo point.
John: A moo point?
Roger: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter, it’s moo.
John: Have I been living with you too long, or did that just make sense?
QUEEN FACTS pt.2
Roger wore a black bra for the I Want To Break Free video. (but some people say it was actually blue) (he honstly rocks in any color AND is a gorgeous woman so…………k)
there was a night back in the 70s where Brian got drunk with Van Halen and, of course, he had to throw up. he hit his head in the toilet and ended up with a concussion. he had to play with a bandage on his head the following night and I WISH A HAD A PICTURE BUT I COULDN’T FIND IT :( anyway guys stay sober
before Freddie died, he had prepared a huge list of christmas presents for all his friends. Elton John got a painting. he cried a lot. stg Freddie was an angel.
OKAY GUYS THIS ONE MAKES ME CRY ALL THE TIME ARE YOU READY?
an asteroid was named Freddie to commemorate the date of his 70th birthday, in september 2016. the International Astronomical Union has designated the asteroid 17473 as Freddiemercury. it was discovered in 1991, the same year that Freddie died. it orbits the sun in a trajectory between Mars and Jupiter. Brian said: “Asteroid 17473 Freddiemercury is a point of light, but, a very special point of light.”
Roger and Brian were having a huge fight on the backstage, but it ended up when they bursted into Freddie’s dressing room. he was sitting in his underwear and eating corn flakes.
roger was drunk during the who wants to live forever video shoot. that does not surprises me lol
Brian is so overprotective of his Red Special, when he was travelling by plane somewhere he refused to check it in with the rest of his baggage and instead bought a seat for it. BTW he made the RS with his dad, and that makes it even more special ok cool.
when roger first met dominique during the organization of the hyde park gig, he kept calling and coming up with silly excuses to see her AND AW THAT’S CUTE
It is reported that Freddie once had a cat named Roger. I mean………………. roger is a cool cat.
John was, at first, refered to as Deacon John (in interviews and stuff) because the boys thought is sounded better and ???? damn john deacon is an iconic name wtf. (I had a picture of an interview where they called him deacon john but this idiot lost it)
freddie liked to collect stamps when he was a around 9-12 years old. his album contains stamps from Britain, Monaco, Eastern Europe, Aden (now part of Yemen) and Zanzibar. the collection was purchased by the Postal Museum (UK) in 1993, and sales proceeds go to the Mercury Phoenix Fund, the charity created in its memory. (I screamed very loudly)
Roger and Freddie had a thrift store before Queen, around 1968/69. they sold old clothes and some of freddies design works. that’s all I have to say.
okay guys that’s all for today. thank you all for coming to my Ted Talk :)))
john: i wanna be taken out
brian: like, on a date or by a hitman?
john: either one would be fine
John: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Brian: Wow. He sounds stupid.
John: But he’s not. He is really smart actually. Just dense.
Brian: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I like you!”
John: I guess you’re right…
John: Hey, Brian! I like you.
Brian: See? Just say that!
John: You can’t be fucking serious?
Brian: If that flies over his head then, sorry Deaky, but he is too dumb for you.
John: ...
DiscoDeaky: wₕₒ ₐₜₑ ₘy cₑᵣₑₐₗ
SpaceNerd: John?
DiscoDeaky: ɨ ֆǟɨɖ աɦօ ǟȶɛ ʍʏ ƈɛʀɛǟʟ
CupboardBoi: jesus, satan calm down
DiscoDeaky: ᴺᴱⱽᴱᴿ
OneQueerBoi: well, none of us ate it!
DiscoDeaky: 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖝 𝖎𝖘 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞
DiscoDeaky: and the box doesn't lie
OneQueerBoi: ask Julie then!
DiscoDeaky: yₒᵤ ₜₕᵢₙₖ ⱼᵤₗᵢₑ ₐₜₑ ᵢₜ?
DiscoDeaky: Ḫ̴͔̦͑a̴̻̘͋̈̏̀̈́̐́͋,̸̧̲̬̳̯́͒ ̵̛̹͙̤̰̖̲̌̈́̅͗̑i̷̧̲̔ ̸̦̓̅̈́̈́́͌̿̇̀ͅd̵̡̜̯̲̻́̑ͅơ̸̗̞͓͈̦̙͑̋̎̏͐̐͐ņ̷̨̧̦̤̺̯͓̦̍́̈̏ͅ'̷̨̧̱̹͇͇̙͖̙̇̓͊̅͑̀̆͑͘͝ͅt̸̮̊͒̉͌͠ ̸̛̬̝̂̍͂̊̃̄̕͠b̵̖̺͔̼̖̹̒̉̇͒̋͗̑͜͜͝ē̸̥̟̰͌̍̄ͅl̶̜̬̩̟͋͝i̷̯̻̟̲͝è̵͜v̶̛͍̞̠̪̖̖͎͖́̽̌̓̿̅͆é̷̞͎̍̒͐͋͜ ̶̜̲̯͐̑͊͜i̴̢̗̤͕̯̠̺͇͋̈́̔͒t̶̨̼̺͚̪̐̅͒̌͊̐
SpaceNerd: Did you ask her?
DiscoDeaky: …
DiscoDeaky: she ate it
CupboardBoi: Are you going to apologize, demon?
DiscoDeaky: *high pitched devil screeching*
DiscoDeaky: NEVER
“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974
“Ready Freddie?”
Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*
Freddie: I lov—
Mary: We know
John: you just love Ro
Brian: ger
Mary: Roger
Brian: so much,
John: we know,
Mary: you
Brian: love him
John: we get it,
Mary: WE
John: G E T
Brian: IT
Freddie:
Freddie:
Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.
Mary:
Brian:
John:
Freddie: Roger loves apple j—
Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?
John: * crouches down *
Brian: * Gets on the knees*
Roger: I hope you both die.
Queen + (some) big hits by each member
Roger: *does that thing with his voice*
Freddie: I hate you, bitch