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Hades: Since we’re going to Alaska for a while, i’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Hades, picking one piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Theo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Zeus: Hades, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Hades: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

Poseidon : Can I get a waffle?

Zeus : *hands slammed on table* YOU HAVE TO STOP IGNORING YOUR FEELINGS HADES

Hades : I DO WHAT I WANT ZEUS

Poseidon : … can i please get a waffle?

Thanatos: Here you are, Lord Hades. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Hades: It's cold.

Thanatos: Nice cup of coffee.

Hades, drinks it: It's not even nice.

Thanatos: Cup of coffee.

Hades: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Thanatos: Cup.

Persephone: WOKE UP NOT GETTING CHEATED ON

Persephone: some of these girls can’t relate. yikes.

Hades: period.

Persephone: Honey, why are you making chocolate pudding at 4am?

Hades: Because I’ve lost control of my life.

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

Aphrodite: You can't buy happiness!

Hades: Clearly you don't have enough money to buy a dog.

Zeus: Olympus is amazing! Way better than Hades’ underworld fortress of loneliness.

Hades: My palace glows in the dark.

Zeus: FUCK!

Hades: just had an emotional breakthrough with the dog. I’m that high

Persephone: Ah, Thanatos! I've been looking for you. Hades and I are expecting-

Thanatos: AAAAA BABIES?! OH MY GOD! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO! I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THEM GROW! PLEASE CAN I NAME IT!!!!!???

Persephone: I was going to say a package but I’ll go tell Hades that.

Dionysus when he was a demigod, entering Olympus like :

Demeter: just 24 more hours and I’ll have my precious daughter back xoxoxo

Hades: choke

Hades: fucking choke

Persephone: Babe calm down

Hades: nah let her choke. Does she think this is funny? Do you not understand the depth of my depression?

Demeter: awh, are you going to cry baby brother?

Hades: c h o k e

*before that whole kidnapping affair*

Demeter, to Hades: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Persephone, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay FOREVER?

Athena, explaining why Dionysus should drink water: Water solves all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water! Clear skin? Drink water.

Ares, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them!

Persephone: It's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.

Thanatos: ...

*15 minutes later*

Hades: Can someone tell me why Thanatos has been screaming "bubbles" angrily in his room for the past 15 minutes?

Apollo: deck the halls with boughs of holly

Hades: we don’t celebrate Christmas—

Dionysus: falalalala lalalala

Hades: guys, we’re the gods—

Hermes, yelling: FALALALALA LALALALA

Hades: guys is this really necessary—

Poseidon, screaming in Hades’s ear: FALALALALA LALALALA

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e

Persephone: *yawns*

Hades: I guess being pretty is tiring?

Persephone: You must be exhausted then.

Hades:

Hades: *intensely blushing*

Los Chicos Del Zodiaco

Aries:

- Optimista.

- Impulsivo.

- Le gusta tomar riesgos.

- Impaciente.

- Algo infantil.

Tauro:

- Leal.

- Trabajará para conseguir aquello que quiere.

- Generoso.

- Amable.

- Confiable.

Géminis:

- Misterioso.

- Curioso.

- Energético.

- Multi tareas.

- Amigable.

Cáncer:

- Le gusta dar regalos.

- Reflexivo.

- Reservado.

- Algo pervertido.

- Artístico.

Leo:

- Independiente.

- Buen lider.

- Quiere ser apreciado.

- Puede motivar a alguien fácilmente.

- Puede llevarse bien con los demás.

Virgo:

- Serio.

- Determinado.

- Ordenado.

- observador.

- Ahorrador.

Libra:

- Encantador.

- Lo que ves es lo que obtienes.

- Raramente está solo.

- No puede quedarse quieto.

- Temperamental.

Escorpio:

- No le gusta admitir que se ha equivocado.

- Celoso.

- No intentes prepararle una sorpresa, ya la sabrá.

- Aprecia la amistad.

- Tiene la mente abierta.

Sagitario:

- Le encanta viajar.

- Da miedo cuendo se enfada.

- Un poco impaciente.

- Trabaja bien bajo presión.

- Honesto.

Capricornio:

- A veces es un poco perezoso.

- Despreocupado.

- Leal.

- Pesimista.

- Prudente.

Acuario:

- Racional.

- Frio.

- Algo excentrico.

- Es más sabio de lo que piensas.

- Puede llegar a ser impredecible.

Piscis:

- No puede decir no.

- Creativo.

- Empatico.

- Leal.

- Tiene una personalidad adictiva.

From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney

Hades: *mumbling* I like you

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE

Lucifer: What's this?

Hades: My to-do list

Lucifer: It's my name written a hundred times. . .

Hades: . . . ;)

Hades: You look pretty

Lucifer: What?

Hades: I said you look shitty bye

Alternative responses to ''I love you''

Abraxas: Who doesn’t

Diao Chan: Thanks

Bahamut: I know

Tyr: *finger guns*

Byakko: A horrible decision, really

Uriel: *laughs nervously*

Chronos: why

Lucifer: I’m sorry

Hades: *laughs hysterically*

Hades: *is drowning in a sea of corgis*

Zeus: HADES!! NO!

Persephone: Don't. This is what he would have wanted.

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Hades, rubbing a corgi's ears: This is exactly how I want to die!

Hades: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Persephone: ... are you okay???

Hades: Cerberus stole my frickin garlic bread

Pt. 1 of some backgrounds I made! Feel free to use them!

Pt. 2: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171280697707/pt-2-of-the-backgrounds-i-made-enjoy💕—Pt. 3: https://sarahsspirits.tumblr.com/post/171309650392/pt-3-of-the-theoi-backgrounds-thanks-for-the

Moon Signs Through Music (Lana Del Rey)

Aries – (Impulsive and Enthusiastic): Lucky Ones: Lyrics: “Let’s get out of this town, baby we’re on fire / Everyone around here seems to be going down, down, down / If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher”

Taurus – (Romantic and Materialistic): Fucked My Way Up to the Top: Lyrics “Lay me down / tonight in my diamonds and pearls / Tell me something like I’m your favorite girl / I fucked my way up to the top / This is my show”

Gemini - (Dark and Unsettled) Gods and Monsters: Lyrics “In the land of gods and monsters / I was an angel / Living in the garden of evil / Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed / Shining like a fiery beacon”

Cancer - (Emotional and Dependable) Radio Lyrics: “Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in / Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio”

Leo - (Dramatic and Romantic) Old Money Lyrics: “The power of youth is on my mind / Sunsets, small town, I’m out of time / Will you still love me when I shine / From words but not from beauty”

Virgo - (Curious and Practical) Young and Beautiful Lyrics: “Will you still love me / When I’m no longer young and beautiful? / Will you still love me / When I got nothing but my aching soul?”

Libra – (Flirtatious and Cheerful) Lolita Lyrics: “Would you be mine? Would you be my baby tonight? / Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine / ‘Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got, don’t you know? / It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes”

Scorpio – (Passionate and Secretive) Burning Desire Lyrics: “Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby / Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby I drive fast, wind in my hair, push it to the limits ‘cause I just don’t care / You ask me where I’ve been? / I been everywhere / I don’t wanna be no where but here”

Sagittarius – (Free Spirited and Impulsive): High By the Beach Lyrics: “The truth is I never / Bought into your bullshit / When you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that / All I wanted to do was get high by the beach / Get high baby, baby, bye, bye”

Capricorn - (Ambitious and Dignified): Million Dollar Man Lyrics: “One for the money, and two for the show / I love you honey, I’m ready, I’m ready to go / How did you get that way, I don’t know / You’re screwed up and brilliant / Look like a million dollar man”

Aquarius - (Eccentric and Playful): Off to the Races Lyrics: “And I’m off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers / Chasin’ me all over town 'cause he knows I’m wasted / Facin’ time again on Rikers Island and I won’t get out / Because I’m crazy baby, I need you to come here and save me”

Pisces – (Compassionate and Mystical): Once Upon a Dream Lyrics: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream / I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam / And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem / But if I know you, I know what you’ll do / You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”