Latest Posts by multifandomstan5 - Page 3

Percy: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Annabeth: Murder

Percy: Homieocide

Death eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I'm pretty?

Death eater: It's an insult you idiot!

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Honey, who hurt you?

.....An hour later....

Death eater, crying: Then my father threw all my dolls out-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

sally and Percy having an argument over something stupid that Percy did:

Sally: if Annabeth jumped of a cliff, would you too?!?

Percy:

Percy, in his mind : *oh crap crap crap crap crap crapcrapcrapcrapcrap*

Percy:

Percy: well... It's kind of a funny story-

Math tells us the saddest love stories

"Parallel lines were never meant to meet"

"Tangent lines only meet once and grow apart forever"

"Asymptotes get closer and closer but will never be together "

Jason: With how often Annabeth talks about rules I would think she'd be more upset with this

Percy: Oh please Annabeth only learns the rules so she can break them more efficiently

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.

Friendly reminder that Jason never got to punch Leo for dying.

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Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Apollo: But I'm immortal!

Percy: Then why do you scream whenever you're in danger?

Apollo: I never said I wasn't a drama queen

Remus: *handing a piece of chocolate to James after a particularly bad Quidditch accident* Shh don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our secret

James: :D

Sirius: I have been betrayed.

Apollo: Hello

Percy: Hellno

Percy: *watching the titanic*

Percy: Awww, their so cute...

Percy: Oh, no

Percy: DAAADD!!

Posiedon: Just listen... I was having a bad day

Percy: DAD THEY WERE IN LOVE!!

Percy: Being a demigod means looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting hit by an aeroplane

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Demeter: So, on to plan B?

Athena: technically, this is plan G

Posiedon: Like how many plans do you have. What about a plan H?

Athena: Yes, but Apollo gets thrown into tartarus in plan H

Artemis: I like plan H

Posiedon: I love this picture of us and our siblings when we were younger

Hades: Where's Zeus though?

Posiedon: He wasn't born yet exactly why we were so happy

Okay unpopular opinion but is the pjo fandom forgetting that Hazel can summon precious metals from the ground, can manipulate the mist, can find tunnels and underground passages, everything Nico can do and so much more! Literally, she's also really good with a gladius which is mentioned in the wiki. I just feel like the fandom is under rating Hazel. Whenever I see those videos Ranking the seven demigods, Hazel is usually 6th or 7th. What's your opinion on this? No offense to anyone though